Title: Need retarded designs
Khorsun - November 21, 2010 03:06 AM (GMT)
I'm working right now on writing an RP in which my nation in Earth II invades Australia, which is ruled by a stupid, insane dictator who has Mike Sparks in charge of his military.
I'm trying to come up with some creatively retarded vehicles, equipment, and doctrine for the poor Australians to be forced to use, including a shit-ton of unlikely M113 "Gavin" variants.
If anyone would like to contribute some ideas, I'm eager to hear them. Here's some of the things I've planned so far:
- M113's all over the place
- Sparky's dubious "drop the Gavins into the water from the back of a C-130" plan
- Semi-air droppable Gavins. As in, they can be dropped out of the plane but take severe damage on landing
- Issuing heavy machine guns in the place of assault rifles
- Mass issued katanas, ballistic knives, nunchuks, and other impractical weapons
- A "Modern Warfare 2" unit armed with riot shields and throwing knives
- A "battle babes" unit of sexy, poorly trained women in lingerie
- A "Gavin battle tower" with two M113s connected side by side with bars supporting something like a prison guard tower
- A Gavin attack boat, with some wildly inaccurate dumb-fired rocket pods slapped on (physics can go fuck itself)
- A flying Gavin, some ungodly abomination of rotors and/or jet engines strapped on
- The Gavin Juggernaut, which is four M113s connected together with a mass of supplemental armor mounted over it to form a giant Gavin, overloaded with weaponry (this is Sparky's boss vehicle)
- A Gavin zeppelin
- A battlemech made from Gavins
- Gavin artillery
CuriousCatgirl - November 21, 2010 03:42 AM (GMT)
a submarine that can deploy flying gavins with VTOL engines, regular gavins from a well deck and a front, clamshell door with a ramp
gavin MBT with ERA and a 105mm gun
put m134 miniguns on all m113s, instead of m2hbs
VTC - November 21, 2010 04:17 AM (GMT)
MiniGavin: A backpack-portable Gavin scale model, with a cutout in the crew compartment, for one trooper to ride on.
A bit like this:
Khorsun - November 21, 2010 04:25 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (CuriousCatgirl @ Nov 20 2010, 10:42 PM) |
a submarine that can deploy flying gavins with VTOL engines, regular gavins from a well deck and a front, clamshell door with a ramp
gavin MBT with ERA and a 105mm gun
put m134 miniguns on all m113s, instead of m2hbs |
Why stop at a 105mm gun? Let's stick some 140mm ETC Gas Assisted Thermodynamic Electrically Enhanced Rocket Suffused Scientifically Supreme Excessively Calculatorical Adjective Inserted Not Compensating For Nothing High Velocity Projectile Launching Apparatus on there.
Vault 10, you just made me think of Gavin Segways as well.
CuriousCatgirl - November 21, 2010 05:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Khorsun @ Nov 21 2010, 05:25 AM) |
| QUOTE (CuriousCatgirl @ Nov 20 2010, 10:42 PM) | a submarine that can deploy flying gavins with VTOL engines, regular gavins from a well deck and a front, clamshell door with a ramp
gavin MBT with ERA and a 105mm gun
put m134 miniguns on all m113s, instead of m2hbs |
Why stop at a 105mm gun? Let's stick some 140mm ETC Gas Assisted Thermodynamic Electrically Enhanced Rocket Suffused Scientifically Supreme Excessively Calculatorical Adjective Inserted Not Compensating For Nothing High Velocity Projectile Launching Apparatus on there.
Vault 10, you just made me think of Gavin Segways as well.
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155mm ET-light gas gun that shoots hypervelocity ATGMs with laser aerospikes
no endorse - November 21, 2010 05:39 AM (GMT)
Gavinblimp: a Gavin with an inflatable hot air balloon it can use for tactical air transport across the battlefield
Evictus - November 21, 2010 08:09 AM (GMT)
Decoy Gavins made of plastic or plywood and mounted over/on top of the frame of a Humvee. And like the old tin toy friction tanks, be sure to have sparks come flying out the end of the weapons.
http://www.shinegallery.com/tinfrictoysp.html
Hurtful Thoughts - November 21, 2010 08:10 AM (GMT)
Laser-gavs with triple M61 20mm cannons and a pair of 'six pack' 5.56mm microguns. And a THEL on the rear-deck.
Towed behind it would be gutted gavins used purely for ammo-storage.
Oh, and ONTOS recoilles nuclear gun-mortars with rocket-assisted propulsion to get unstuck from soft sand.
Everything too small for an M113 gets loaded onto a Vespa.
Everything too big for a standard M113 gets loaded onto an even bigger custom-made M113 with bike-racks.
'Super-grenades'.
Improvised sticky-foam explosives from obsolete flamethrower apparatuses as grenades, minus detonators.
All pistols be in .50 AE and loaded with explosive-bullets to equal the devestation of a Frag-12. Since a deagle is lighter than an M3 in Counter-Strike.
Smart-Bombs that home-in on the dumb-bomb in front of it
.22 LR uber minigun to replace all shotguns.
Horten flying wings, for CAS, with tracked landing-gears.
Izistan - November 21, 2010 10:12 AM (GMT)
Pedal powered Gavin for mountain bike infantry.
RRoan - November 21, 2010 11:57 AM (GMT)
STRETCH GAVIN

yes somebody is seriously using that as the logo for their ns storefront
Andorianus\Dystopianus - November 21, 2010 01:36 PM (GMT)
I so want to join an RP like this :lol:
Give the MW2 unit Akimbo G18's and let all enemies taunt him about how noobish he is.
| QUOTE |
| gavin MBT with ERA and a 105mm gun |
That's not really an insane idea...
Also, maybe you could buy some of these:
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/ind...?showtopic=3827
Satirius - November 21, 2010 03:10 PM (GMT)
"- A "Gavin battle tower" with two M113s connected side by side with bars supporting something like a prison guard tower"
GAVINMACHON
this also needs a ramp that is deployed from the top that deploys soldiers over walls
Khorsun - November 21, 2010 06:00 PM (GMT)
This is about the fastest I've ever seen the Draftroom respond to a thread...
Great ideas everyone
no endorse - November 21, 2010 06:13 PM (GMT)
Tacti-Gavin, with full radar/IR stealth, an underbarrel grenade launcher for the MG, a superduper muffler to make it quiet, and black paint. Because black is stealthy.
And all the guys driving it need black uniforms and sunglassses, which brings us toooooo:
DWI-GAVIN! A Gavin modified with parts from a tank recovery vehicle to allow it to raise and lower a giant pair of bulletproof sunglasses.
Deal with it.
Hurtful Thoughts - November 22, 2010 06:19 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Khorsun @ Nov 21 2010, 01:00 PM) |
This is about the fastest I've ever seen the Draftroom respond to a thread...
Great ideas everyone |
1. It helps to be prepared
2. We've seen each of these on the forums
3. People keep submitting designs such as these. Aside from the DWI-tank.
no endorse - November 22, 2010 07:20 AM (GMT)
Every single one of these, aside from airship gavin and dwi gavin, are designs we've seen suggested on NS.
1010102 - November 22, 2010 09:29 PM (GMT)
Cross a PBY with a Gavin, then fill it with paratroopers with rocket boots.
United States of PA - November 22, 2010 10:28 PM (GMT)
Evictus - November 22, 2010 11:40 PM (GMT)
Gavin Hoagie Trucks to feed the troops during "timeouts" between battles.
Crookfur - November 22, 2010 11:52 PM (GMT)
Wat no flat bed gav!n to deploy battle boxes with?
NSD i am disappoint.
United States of PA:
IIRC thats been done in Rl, well at least it has with the anglogavin (FV432)
Evictus - November 22, 2010 11:57 PM (GMT)
Mobile Bordellos ( one blue one pink depending on individual preference) for the Australian Comfort Battalion.
Mondoth - November 23, 2010 04:20 AM (GMT)
You need Gavins with circus cannons for ballistically deploying infantry with folding frame bicycles.
Also, Gavins that deploy spike strips for disabling STRYKER TRUCK DEATHTRAPS™
Evictus - November 23, 2010 09:16 PM (GMT)
Paintball Gavins. All weapons systems of the gavin are modified to fire paintball shells/paintballs
CuriousCatgirl - November 24, 2010 12:59 AM (GMT)
V-T Gavin with 2 105mm guns, room for a full 9-man infantry squad, and a permanent aerogavin hookup with m134 miniguns and AIM-9s
am i sparky yet?
Khorsun - November 24, 2010 10:27 PM (GMT)
Kevlar "ballistic capes" to protect the soldiers from cowardly back-shooting types such as the Marine Corps.
Evictus - November 25, 2010 01:23 AM (GMT)
"Hippie" Peace Gavins. Gavins painted in a colorful flower camoflage pattern with a peace symbol roundel on both sides of each vehicle.