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The Fail!

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Hurtful Thoughts

Posted: Apr 17 2013, 11:05 PM

100% Armaments Designer, now what?

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QUOTE (Purpelia @ Apr 17 2013, 03:06 PM)

Could be worse. I trust we all remember the guy that wanted to slap S-400's on the side of his turret.

Overbarrel nuclear SCUD for T-55M.

Do EIT!

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Boom, headshot, the goggles do nothing...

Samozaryadnyastan

Posted: Apr 18 2013, 11:09 AM

85% Armaments Designer

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Sounds like the sort of thing you'd already have done Hurty

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One day, I will actually know what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Starting alliances and ending wars since 2011.

QUOTE (Falls @ Sep 10 2012, 05:14 PM)

QUOTE (Samozaryadnyastan @ Sep 10 2012, 03:24 PM)

What're those three ships tailing at the back?

a good general guess if you look closely is, grossly superior to foreign counter-parts.

Hurtful Thoughts

Posted: Apr 19 2013, 12:12 AM

100% Armaments Designer, now what?

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QUOTE (Samozaryadnyastan @ Apr 18 2013, 05:09 AM)

Sounds like the sort of thing you'd already have done Hurty

No, that was Blackhelm Confederacy.

QUOTE (Allanea)

It didn't turn out like that. He shuddered as he contemplated the very notion that someone would equip boghammers with ballistic missiles with a CEP of twenty furlongs as their main weapon, and then use thousands of these missiles as anti-ship weapons in an attempt at distraction for the only purpose of hitting an enemy's support vessels. The expense � of life, of money, of sheer firepower � when something like that could be accomplished far easier � seemed unbelievable to him. And yet here it was � a shattering blow to everything he had learned about warfare, about human nature itself. The sheer incompetence seemed to be hurting his mind by merely existing.

He drew his sidearm � a customized M1911 pistol with ivory grips � and cast a last sad look at the picture of his wife.

�I'm sorry, Ellen.� - he whispered, a lone tear rolling down his cheek. - �I can't live like this. The fail . It burns. It burns.� - he cried like a little baby - �I'm sorry, Ellen. I'm so, so sorry.�

Then, with a single, fluid motion, he shoved the pistol into his mouth and pulled the trigger.

I would've used 13 inch seacoast mortars.

With over-barrel SCUD-rails.

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Boom, headshot, the goggles do nothing...

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