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Crookfur

Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:31 PM

You have way too much time on your hands ...

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IT BURNSSSSSS!!!

It also never ends:

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=9768

Its so bad i can't even bring myself to place an OOC post about "Centre of Gravity"

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ChevyRocks	Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:39 PM
37% Armaments Designer Group: Members Posts: 748 Member No.: 75 Joined: 7-May 07	waaaaaaatttttttttttt -------------------- [00:17]<Yixin> that and as Chev desperately tries to accuse me illogic to cover the fact that he is in fact blowing smoke out of his ass, i wonder why he actually believes in the ancap theory [00:17]<Yixin> i mean, it's possibly some freudian shit that's got him retarded.

Falls	Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:42 PM
Swamp Thing Group: Members Posts: 5,678 Member No.: 108 Joined: 6-June 07	lol Airbus A330 "By changing the wings and adding 8 special engines we have created this Supersonic airplane. This is the fastest airliner ever built." Shweet. Best part though is the customer testimonial "From what I have heard, your best is the best in the world." Fecking amazing, no change in anything but the picture...and We slapped some more engines on it.

Lamoni

Posted: Jul 29 2009, 11:43 PM

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The FAIL is strong with this one.

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<Anemos> Sometimes I can't help but wonder if you're on a design team of some sort

Maldorians	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 12:20 AM
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Doomingsland	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 01:49 AM
47% Armaments Designer Group: Members Posts: 957 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-April 07	omg i want a supersonic A330 -------------------- <Praetonia>""I cant spell my own name but I can level a small city!" Join the Doomani army TODAY!" The Doomani Army: WE BRAKE FOR PVPPIES D:< <Chevrokia>you clearly haven't heard of this place <Chevrokia>called "Africa" <Aurum_Domus>not til today

Falls	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 04:11 AM
Swamp Thing Group: Members Posts: 5,678 Member No.: 108 Joined: 6-June 07	The A330(Mach 2.5) can out run a Mig21, Electric Lightning, Mirage III, Su-11, F-104 Starfighter, Viggen, Mig29, Tornado, F-14D, and F-18 just name a few. The F-15, Foxbat and Foxhound can catch it. That is just ridiculous. There are fourth generation interceptors this thing(airliner) can out run--well it cant really but you see my point.

IDF	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 06:44 AM
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Sumer

Posted: Jul 30 2009, 01:35 PM

You have way too much time on your hands ...

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Oh yea?

Plastic tanks

And he sent me this TG to back his stuff up.

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RE: Plastic tanks.

My tanks are based on this http://www.nytimes.com/1987/12/27/us/army-...fake-tanks.html
It's basicly a copy of RL.

Also The scanners used in aircraft do not show as much detail as close range man portable FLIR w/ false color and all those fancy things that you are thinking of.

He's like, three decades behind technology.

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Well...next to Sumer's juggernaut of death, the MCA-7G.

Ekraysia	Posted: Jul 30 2009, 02:21 PM
68% Armaments Designer Group: Members Posts: 1,360 Member No.: 710 Joined: 9-May 09	I sincerely hope he tries to use these in RP

Central Prestonia

Posted: Jul 30 2009, 04:37 PM

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I can just imagine that AAR:

"Between the hours of 0900-0930 armored units under my command sighted and engaged what appeared to be multiple enemy armored vehicles. Upon engagement with standard 130mm STAFF missile systems, the targets appeared to disintegrate. Post-action investigation revealed several bits and pools of what appear to be plastic; samples have been dispatched to our field forensics unit and are awaiting confirmation."

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Real men blow bare

[16:20] <Soda> cohenians are all dickgirls

[23:19] <Number_Muncher> anyways, Preston, wear nothing but a kilt, a codpiece, and blue paint, bonus if it's the real thing (it's hallucinogenic I think) Strap a sword as long as you are tall to your back
[23:19] <Number_Muncher> and proceed to sack the entire dorm

candiro

Posted: Jul 30 2009, 04:39 PM

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ABSOLUTELY!

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Sumer

Posted: Jul 30 2009, 04:46 PM

You have way too much time on your hands ...

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QUOTE (Central Prestonia @ Jul 30 2009, 12:37 PM)

More like:

"At 0900 we came into contact with what appeared to be enemy tanks. Upon ordering my gunners to engage I observed through the CITV that they were mere decoys due to their heat signature and canceled the previous order. Our unit proceeded through the decoy field and engaged an enemy armoured formation from the flank unobserved."

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�I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as �kiss your ass goodbye�."

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Well...next to Sumer's juggernaut of death, the MCA-7G.

Sumer

Posted: Jul 31 2009, 01:19 PM

You have way too much time on your hands ...

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For fun.

QUOTE (him)

"I don't need to. The A-10 (1977) doesn't even have its own FLIR. The number of NS nations using stock A-10s is significant, and the number of NS aircraft using maverick missiles(1972) without a separate FLIR is even greater. This works against those. Ever see gun camera footage from an AC-130U (1990) or a Predator(1995) drone? These decoys are enough to fool those cameras too, and that's all that counts."

And my response.

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And the number of NS nations using more modern, NS-designed equipment is even more staggering.

As to your video first, notice how you can easily distinguish minor terrain features and details? The Lantrin is a generation old right now, and two generations behind the stuff about to come our, and you can still see detail. Your decoys will show up as blobs, not detailed tanks. There is no way in physics you can distribute the heat from a "heat generator" to accurately mimic the tank you want to represent. And again, remember, the LANTRIN is obsolete, and has since been replaced by the likes of the Sniper XR, yet more advanced. And the Sniper XR is only a 3rd generation system, which is technologically a generation old.

I've seen gun camera footage from 15+ year old weapons systems. I've also personally looked through modern 4th generation FLIR systems, and watched as the operator "visually undressed" an unsuspecting woman twenty kilometers away, as if I was watching a black and white porno. That's the kind of detail you can see, if a woman is wearing an underwire bra or not, you can see the wire.

And then, and this is the best part, add in other systems like MMW radar, spectral imaging, and high-capability TV, and your decoy becomes completely useless.

Again, find a source of these things being even remotely useful against a modern army, hell, find a source that says the 20 year old decoys you base them off of fooled even US forces at the time.

It's a useless endeavor, and will simply be spotted and ignored by any competent military with equipment made after 1979.

Edit: And Jonified America has decided to ignore me for "techwank", because I am using current-gen RL tech to prove him wrong.

I would like to nominate him for idiot of the week.

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�I believe that the sound of racking the pump of a shotgun is universally recognized as �kiss your ass goodbye�."

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QUOTE ("L3 Communications")

Well...next to Sumer's juggernaut of death, the MCA-7G.

Hamilay	Posted: Jul 31 2009, 03:13 PM
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