KIRSTY MARRIED TIM ROBBINS, A story featuring many familiar faces

[zinedinemoriarty]

It's true, last night at half past nine on the magical isle of JUSTIFICATION,
Kirsty, better known as The Bawp around these parts, said her vows to a young Tim Robbins, thus bonding them for life.
Kirsty wore a champagne coloured silk gown, embellished on the body with Swarovski crystals, finished in the middle with one $80,000 diamond.
The maid of honour, Lady Juliet, wore a soft blush pink, also silk, with embroidered hems.
Brandon and Raul, ushers, wore white roses in their lapels and served cups of ginger ale.
The vows were written by the bride and groom. Tim said this...
'Kirsty, I love you like Obama loves to reform healthcare, like a magician fiddles with rabbits, but not inappropriately. When your beauty catches the light you sparkle like the Triforce, your amazing body thrills me, *but let's not talk about that, we're in mixed company.'
Kai then yelled out 'DAMN, BROTHERS,' and sprayed the crowd with silly string.
Bry admonished him with a sharp slap to the jugular. RR officiated the ceremony because she had a BACHELOR OF AWESOMENESS.
Kirst may deny the marriage when asked point blank, but it is true. They honeymooned in Buxton, Maine, The US of A, and Brandon and Liah were especially privy to this secret wedding, they arranged the catering. Brandon, with a strange, ALMOST SEXUAL AFFINITY with pinenuts, was able to sneak them salaciously into every meal.
Dinner at the reception consisted of zucchini soup, followed by a choice of apricot chicken or beef wellington, and for a dessert, a choice of fruit salad or sticky date pudding.
Personally, as I was secretly invited to this wedding, I was all round pleased with the union and gave my blessing.









DRUNK POSTING: EPIC WIN!

[thebawp]

LOL! Yes it's true, WE DID MARRY, although Jo tried to stop the wedding at one point because she is jealous of MINE AND TIM'S BOND.

She also failed to mention Tim's amazing PIRATE GET UP which he wore, which is what he wore when WE FIRST MET when he was singing PIRATE SONGS on the BANKS OF THE RIVER TYNE.

[Liah]

I don't believe this. I don't believe this at all. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.