Entry 1
Lessee.. I remember the Sir Ious, the unsmiling one, Sir Loin the cook, Sir Tain (that one never changed his opinion), Sir Geant, the one in charge of the training.... was there Ser Mon, the cleric?
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Entry 2
Let me introduce you to the lesser-known knights of the round table.
First we have the well-travelled knight, Sir Cumnavigate, said to have explored the entire land (well, at least a band all the way around).
Next we have the sneaky knight, Sir Prise, known for appearing directly behind enemy lines and scaring opponents to death.
Sir Prise should not be confused with his dear friend Sir Prize, known throughout the land for his inspired generosity.
Don't get me started on Sir Feit... he's just too much.
Here is good Sir Cadian, always in tune with the ebb and flow of nature.
This is Sir Culate, in charge of disseminating royal decrees to the masses.
And here comes the royal moil, Sir Cumsize. It's a messy job, but someone has to do it.
Here is Sir Cumfix! Er, also there... he is rather disjoint at the moment, owing to a tragic accident with the business end of a blade. For now he rests in two beds at the front and back of the hospital.
Sir Rhosis, sadly, is laid up as well. He's gone yellow with bile and is currently undergoing treatment to rebalance his humors.
Now the sticky sweet knight, Sir Rup! He has a fondness for pancakes that exceeds that of any other.
Watch out for Sir Lee, for he is always at the end of his temper and ready to quarrel.
The king knows well that brilliance can be found in the words of the madman, so keep Sir Tifiable close at hand for his whispered insights into the souls of men (and wears gloves to avoid the stray bite).
This is Sir Rillic. Nobody here understands a word he writes, and when all the other knights are sequencing vests, the vests sequin him! Somehow...
Then there is good Sir Face! He always projects an air of confidence, but this should not be taken at face value! He is terrified of those things that haunt him coming to light.
Sir Fer... we aren't sure how he got knighted. He spends his days paddling a chunk of tree into the middle of the lake, shows far too much skin and has a penchant for calling everyone "Dude".
Sir Geon (pronounced John, we think), has the responsibility of tending to the wounded. Needless to say, he's a real cut up!
This is Sir Mise, knight of baseless conjecture.
Sir Mount has faced many obstacles in his life, but always manages to triumph!
This used to be Sir Ender's seat, but we haven't seen him since he left to lead in his first battle. Surely he will return victorious!
Sir Veil, despite the gauzy material that covers his face, is our best geographer and tactician. He has the uncanny ability to know what is going on privately in the castle as well but will not reveal the source of his knowledge.
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Entry 3
Sir Lee - begrudgingly accepted his position as a knight of the round table.
not one to accept a mission, or add any words of wisdom to his counsel, Sir Lee is often found sitting in the corner of the room, not ACTUALLY at the round table, where his more active and less morose fellow knights are sure to be found.
Sir Lee unfortunately lost his tenure at the round table when he uncharacteristically volunteered himself for a mission. truly hastily he accepted a mission to accompany a moving caravan to a nearby village. the caravan happened to be carrying his next months supply of clothing and medieval makeups, which was being delivered to "acrimonious apparel", his favorite ware-hut, which was too underground to be found near the castle in which he lived.
Tragedy befell Sir Lee when a group of apparent goth giants attacked the travellers, and it was declared that none survived...
Rumor has however, that Sir Lee had actually planned the whole stunt with the giants, and retired to live in gloomy peace with his friends the goths.
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Entry 4
Well, you've got:
Sir Prize, The Shocking
Sir Vey, The Questioner
Sir Jerry, The Medic
Sir Lee, The Cranky
Sir Fing, The Wet
Sir Vive, The Hearty
Sir Plus, The Excess
Sir Mise, the Deducer
Sir Round, the Flanker
Sir Rey, the British
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Entry 5
The lesser known knights included Sir Veigh-lance, who always seemed to know what was going on around them, Sir Comlocution who fought well but seemed to take forever delivering reports. Sir Ten was unwaivering, with Sir Jical close by to take care of any wounds received in battle. Sir Comvent was excellent at bypassing the enemyâs security forces, Sir Prize was good at startling people. Sir Ver didnât battle well but was quick to bring the wonderful food cooked by Sir Loin, who was famous for his steaks.
Oh, winner was malq. Other entrants were Some_1, Matola, Scudworths, and Durga.