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Posted: Sep 7 2012, 01:08 AM

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Here are all the submissions for zombie/zombie slayer/end of the world/apocalypse haiku. Please vote BY NUMBER. One vote per person!

These are not in any special order.

Run, the end is here!/
Don't get caught; crap it's too late./
Gaahhh, braaiiins! I eat you!
Zombies Everywhere
Cricket Bat on my Shoulder
Time for a Bar run
Slow growing horde
Getting bigger everyday
March on Zombies, go!
Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch
A zombie slayer is you!
With your zombie horde

You ravage the land
Devour all enemies
True Zombie Power

You must free the king
Destroy the evil council
Saving a princess

This is just a joke
You must destroy the kingdom
Zombie horde attack!
Bunch of jerks are here
Brains their only currency
Totally bogus
A Bite on my neck
Looks like this would be my end
A Zombie is me

Many words I know
But all but one are useless
"Boobs" is all i need

Fifty others here
Running into a door now.
Fire! My Butt Burns.
Brains between my teeth
Meteorite incoming
Good to the last chomp.
Tearing through their flesh
Unnaturally strong jaws
Skull's gooey center
The end has arrived
Shambling undead upon us
Is your brain tasty?
Beheaded Zombies
Heads are rolling all around
Soccer, anyone?
zombies like to hide in them
running quickly from
the shambling dead makes me fear
for my yummy brains
Strolling though the mall
Foul stench, why is the brains store
Suddenly sold out?
A zombie attacks.
I load up for bear and say,
Kiss my shotgun bitch!
Flesh against my own
Hands press together, watching...
The meteors fall
The sun sets on us,
The un-dead rise from their grave.
Try and stay alive!
Innocent, guilty?
Fate cares not for morals
of failing species
RUN, I must be quick
They are so close, that stong smell
I round the corner

Bullets start to fly
I rush forward with bare hands
so close to my goal

It is in my grasp
A rush of joy, I have won
his brains are Delish
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