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 Haiku!
nevena
Posted: Sep 7 2012, 01:08 AM


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Here are all the submissions for zombie/zombie slayer/end of the world/apocalypse haiku. Please vote BY NUMBER. One vote per person!

These are not in any special order.

#1:
Run, the end is here!/
Don't get caught; crap it's too late./
Gaahhh, braaiiins! I eat you!
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#2:
Zombies Everywhere
Cricket Bat on my Shoulder
Time for a Bar run
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#3:
Slow growing horde
Getting bigger everyday
March on Zombies, go!
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#4:
Munch Munch Munch Munch Munch
A zombie slayer is you!
With your zombie horde

You ravage the land
Devour all enemies
True Zombie Power

You must free the king
Destroy the evil council
Saving a princess

This is just a joke
You must destroy the kingdom
Zombie horde attack!
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#5:
Bunch of jerks are here
Brains their only currency
Totally bogus
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#6:
A Bite on my neck
Looks like this would be my end
A Zombie is me

Many words I know
But all but one are useless
"Boobs" is all i need

Fifty others here
Running into a door now.
Fire! My Butt Burns.
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#7:
Brains between my teeth
Meteorite incoming
Good to the last chomp.
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#8:
Tearing through their flesh
Unnaturally strong jaws
Skull's gooey center
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#9:
The end has arrived
Shambling undead upon us
Is your brain tasty?
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#10:
Beheaded Zombies
Heads are rolling all around
Soccer, anyone?
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#11:
refrigerators
zombies like to hide in them
refrigerators
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#12:
running quickly from
the shambling dead makes me fear
for my yummy brains
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#13:
Strolling though the mall
Foul stench, why is the brains store
Suddenly sold out?
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#14:
A zombie attacks.
I load up for bear and say,
Kiss my shotgun bitch!
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#15:
Flesh against my own
Hands press together, watching...
The meteors fall
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#16:
The sun sets on us,
The un-dead rise from their grave.
Try and stay alive!
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#17:
Innocent, guilty?
Fate cares not for morals
of failing species
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#18:
RUN, I must be quick
They are so close, that stong smell
I round the corner

Bullets start to fly
I rush forward with bare hands
so close to my goal

It is in my grasp
A rush of joy, I have won
his brains are Delish
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