WWWWW (is that 5?)

[PrincessAvariella]

Who.What.Where.When.Why
The 5 w questions
Don't make me repeat.



ENTRY#1

Can I ask something?
What is this haiku thing for?
Is it for the chest?



ENTRY#2

Who: The Criminal
On stolen boat to China
Lady in red hat

What: The stolen loot
She stole the beans from Lima
Go get a warrant.

When: Not when in time
History not important
Forget this question


Why: She's a crook, duh.
Ready gum-shoe, on the case!
A Criminal girl.

Where: That's the question
Sing: Carmen SanDiego
Well where in the world?



ENTRY#3

who am i you ask
who the hell are you to ask
that is who I am!

what was that about?
what you ask! i'll tell you punk
what the hell indeed

when i tell you, fool
you will ask: when will i learn
to keep my mouth shut

where do you get off
asking me who I am? in
what world can you ask?

why am i so angry?
why am i yelling at you?
Too many questions!



ENTRY#4

I've got a question,
I hope someone tells me soon,
Who swindled Princess?

Scenario one,
Princess got a great offer,
Where did it go wrong?

Scenario two,
Princess was mugged by ninjas,
What the heck asshats!?

Scenario three,
Princess paid a loan shark off,
When did this happen?

Curiosity,
Definitely killed the cat,
Why am i nosy?



ENTRY#5

Who? What? Where? Why? When?
The most important questions?
But what about How?



ENTRY#6

In the world of crime
one has to ask five questions
who, why, where, what, when

Who committed the
crime, why did they commit the
crime, where are they now?

What has been the crime?
when did they commit the crime?
I Almost forgot

we must also ask
HOW the criminal did it
Looks like a job for

Marple, Poirot, Holmes
Pink Panther's Jaques Cluseau, and
The Hardy Boys too



ENTRY#7

Who is our first thought,
Who am I- are you- were we?
One is just oneself.

What comes around next,
What is the action and goal?
Wish for ease, but work.

Where jumps into view,
Where did we go? Where are we?
Changes here to there.

When drifts to my mind,
When will we have time for time?
Our future is here.

Why brings in the close,
Why do we do things we do?
Life, the search for truth.



ENTRY#8

"What" can be trouble:
What could possibly go wrong?
What happened last night?

"When" is much tamer:
When is the movie playing?
When did we lose touch?

"Who" goes either way:
Who the hell is in my bed?
Who stole my flowers?

"Where" can be tetchy:
Where do you think you're going?
Where are your manners?

"Why" can hurt the most:
Why me? Why her? Why stay now?
Why bother to ask?



ENTRY#9

Over the rainbow,
Past a bowl of Lucky Charms,
Who is that I see?

A little small man,
With a giant pot of meat,
Where is he going?

Come back, I won't bite,
I just want to help you out,
Why are you running?

Getting angry now,
Won't like me when I'm angry,
When will he tire?

Finally caught him,
Laughing maniacally,
Now, where to hide him?



ENTRY#10

Why do question marks
Appear the way that they do?
I don't understand.



ENTRY#11(that's ridiculous. that's not even funny.)

Why do we write these?
Whose sinister plan is this?
What powers force us?

What do we yearn for?
To please the Princess of course.
She calls, we obey.

When will we resist?
Who will lead us to freedom?
Where will we be safe?

How can we resist?
Where will we find the courage?
Why should we bother?

We love you a ton
PrincessAvariella.
Thank you for the tunes.



ENTRY#12

A person unknown
or identity hidden:
A question of "Who?"

An item hidden
or of title uncertain:
Request to know "What?"

A new location
or one of many choices:
Riddle as to "Where?"

An action happened
or will be performed later:
Answer me this, "When?"

The purpose obscure,
mystery that requires
Inquiry to "Why?"



ENTRY#14

What should I to wear / First impressions reel 'em in / I need not undies.

Brain full of cheap beer / He wanders and hollers out/ "Where the party at?

Comfort built for one / I awake to find now two / "Who the hell are you?"

Persons passed smooth out / Someone has painted the dog / When the sun comes up

"Why have you done this? / The parents question sternly / Grounded forever



ENTRY#15

What rhymes with awesome?
Princess Avariella,
No seriously.

Need some guidance friend?
Slowly say it in your head.
Where's the confusion?

Who holds some great shows?
I swear I'm not kissing butt,
Just giving credit.

Why the dirty looks?
Oh look, a double rainbow!
Distracted you all!

Confused yet my friends?
Good, because you all should be.
When did we get here?

This post has been edited by PrincessAvariella on Jan 18 2012, 02:03 AM

[PrincessAvariella]

We ended up a little short on funding tonight; so the runner up prizes aren't all that fantastic. I'm still testing out my new IDMG- trying to see if farming the peak vs the castle vs the oasis is optimal. (And I didn't get a chance to burn turns Fri-Sun) so...we'll shoot for some better prizes for tomorrow. ;-) Stuffed Shirt Scarecrow should be on the roster.


Honourable Mention: Leftovers of Indeterminate Origin


#4- InfamousNooob
#5- redwulf25
#9- Juss ME
#15- Quicksilverish



Runner-Up: 100,000 meat


#7- Avandor



4th Place Winner: Questionable Taco


#14- Quarter Pounder



3rd Place Winner: Radio Button Candy


#12- GraniteGrizz



2nd Place Winner: 500,000 meat


#6- TheGreatReferencer



1st Place Winner: 1,000,000 meat


#8- malq



Grand Prize Winner: Mysterious Chest


#2- mullin26



Great entries from all
See you all tomorrow night
who stole my cheesecake?