P The Musical

[PrincessAvariella]

ENTRY#1

Title - Petunias and Pickles
Setting - Prague
Act 1 songs - Pickles in Prague
- Purple Petunias Prancing
Act 2 songs - Pure Passion.
- Panic at the Parlor!
Act 3 songs - Put out the Pyre!
- Putting Pieces Together
Act 4 songs - Pirates!
Princess Pickled Petunia

Petunias and Pickles - A petunia and a pickle fall in passionate love and then are torn apart under strange pirate-like happenings



ENTRY#2

Presenting:

Pernicious Penguin Pwnage

Act I


{scene 1}

Percy Parthenon (a paunchy person, perhaps 25 years old) awakes, full of piss and vinegar.
He was persuaded to perambulate the plaza late night prior, and promptly was beset by provincial guards, who mistook him for the recently-escaped felon, Peter.

Percy sings "Perhaps":

Perhaps they will burn for this
Perhaps I shall find my stapler
Perhaps I will find love
More likely I will find my stapler

{scene 2}

Peter, the escaped male prostitute, runs into Percy in the streets.
A duet ensues (a la "Confrontation" from Les Miserables). Percy pulls a pistol and kidnaps Peter.

{scene 3, Percy's basement}
Chained to a wall, Peter soliloquizes, pensive for his freedom:

Let Me Out
Let Me Go
I have to Piss!


INTERMISSION

Act II

{scene 1}
Percy draws near to Peter, and removes the manacles that hold him. Peter responds with by not pulling his punches - an uppercut to the face.
Percy sings his sorrow:

I am a poor man
I need no sympathy
Please let me live
Peter must be punished!

{scene 2}
The epic confrontation:
Percy prowls outside Peter's premises.
When Peter steps outside, Percy promptly provides a persuasive song:
Peter, you are a whore
Pencil in your stay in the gaol
Pack your provisions
And enjoy being a call-male

{scene 3}
Peter, locked in the jail, smiles winsomely as a policeman stands behind him, pantsless...

FIN



ENTRY#3

Power Rangers: Power of Pink - The Musical!
Plot: A new villain named Poisara comes to planet Earth. People panicked on the premise of Poisara. 5 pink rangers from all over the Power Rangers universe unite to defeat Poisara.
Characters:
-Kimberly Hart (Mighy Morphin)
-Poisara (main villain)
-Dana Mitchell (Lightspeed Rescue)
-Cassie Chan (Space)
-Jen Scotts (Time Force)
-Syd Drew (S. P. D)
-Helio (Mentor)
-Vemonos (foot soldiers)
Song list:
1) Original Mighty Morphin' theme - all
2) Original Pink - Kimberly + Helio
3) Pink Speed - Dana
4) Pink Star - Cassie
5) Poisara's Plan - Poisara
6) On the clock - Jen
7) Lets Go To The Mall (From HIMYM) - All pink except Syd.
8) Pink to the Rescue - Syd
9) How to win - Helio
10) Morph to win - all pink rangers
11) Final fight - Everyone
12) Forever Pink - all pink rangers
(note: [#] = Song # played; all solo pink ranger songs are based on which team they are from)

ACT 1: [1] The story begins with Poisara's headquarters vessel flying over the state of Florida, where Kimberly Hart, the original pink ranger, is doing gymnastics stuff. Kim remembers her days as a ranger. Helio recruits her [2]. Poisara sends Vemonos, Dana joins [3], and then so does Cassie [4]. Kim, Dana, and Cassie take a break. Poisara reveals plan [5]
ACT 2: Helio contacts the Time Force rangers, and brings Jen. Poisara sends monster, and Jen joins to defeat it [6]. Kim gives Jen a briefing on what happens. Jen, in turn, reveals historical data on Poisara and that she must recharge. The rangers hang out [7]. A wormhole opens up after another Vemonos and monster fight, bringing in Syd [8]. The pink rangers go to Helio for advice [9]. All morph [10]. The Pink rangers invade Poisara's HQ. Eventually find Poisara in main room. Final fight begins [11]. Pink rangers win after long battle. Earth is saved. Back at Helio's HQ, she speaks of the good job they did and her gratefulness. Helio prepares to send rangers back [12]. Goodbyes, end.



ENTRY#4

Patrick's Pride


This play will feature Patrick, a lonely man alone in Philadelphia, working as a struggling pointillism painter. One day, after receiving an eviction notice and having his girlfriend Polly leave him, Patrick spends all night drawing a picture of a parrot.

He then breaks out in song: "Patrick's Predicament" in which he laments his life, refraining the chorus "No more parties any more/life is hard when you are poor." At the close of the song, Patrick sheds a tear which falls on his painting of his parrot.

All of a sudden, the parrot starts to move, and comes to live, flying out of the parchment! Patrick is aghast, and once even more so once the parrot starts singing "No Longer Petrified!" With many puns, of course, on the word "Petrified," detailing both Patrick's emotions and Paul the Parrot's former state.

Later, the new team embarks on the perilous quest of raising money to pay Patrick's rent. Paul has the idea of publicly performing, painting, and a comedy routine, which they do to raise the money, even catching the eye of Polly at one of the shows! One number is "Performance Time!"

However, once they've raised the money, a dark man steals all the money! Paul and Patrick are once again put down, and sing the number "Pissed and Pained" describing how their money has been taken.

Paul the Parrot tracks down the thief, who reveals himself to be Pablo the Pilferer! They all sing "Perilous Plight!" Paul attacks, and Pablo wins, until Patrick comes and picks up a pink pike and pokes Pablo! They sing "Pure Victory!"

They go back to their place, and Polly is waiting for them, giving Patrick a peck on the cheek and taking him back. Paul explains that he is a powerful spirit, and must depart, leaving into the painting. The cast reunites and sings "Precisely," noticing how Patrick's portrait of Paul is perfect.



ENTRY#5

Portal: Post-Partum

Characters:
GlaDOS
Various Test Subjects

Plot Overview: A play consisting of duets, with a chorus of previously failed subjects at times, we follow the many failing test subjects that participate after the protagonist of the first Portal game. GlaDOS continuously references her previous subject with emotions ranging from sadness to a strange sense of pride in her defeat. GlaDOS spends much of the time reminiscing by herself, but will also mention it to the current subjects in various ways: "You wouldn't leave me, right?", "She succeeded in 8.4 seconds.", "I have been burned before."

For their part, the test subjects also have a range of songs often dripping with fear and rage. Whenever a participant does not pass, the chorus sings a welcome and a curse at the machine.

Portals will be done with stage effects with multiple actors playing the same part. Timing is key!

Songs:
Ponderous Sleeping Being
Portal Gun, intorduction
Pass the Gap
Pond of Power
Portal Gun, Orange Reprise
Pull the Cube
Passing the Torch (First New Subject Passes)
Physics, Better Than Apples
Pooling Resources (Second New Subject Passes)
Poison Gas, Silent but Deadly
Pitted (Third New Subject Passes)
Participant's Peril
Putting Away Childish Things (Fourth New Subject Passes, GlaDOS forces the chorus to disperse)
Power Reset
Ponderous Sleeping Being Reprise



ENTRY#6

The Passion of Peter Piper, the Pied Pumpkin Eater

This powerful new musical is in the vein of Stephen Sondheim's Into The Woods; it is a new take on and mash-up of nursery rhymes and faery tales; specifically, centred on on the titular character of Peter, of Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater fame; also he is the Peter Piper who picked a peck of pickled peppers. Unbeknownst to many, he was also the famous Pied Piper who charmed the rats and then the children of Hamlen. This is his story.

The Plot opens with Peter, sitting pessimisticly, in a deep funk. He had been a successful pumpkin and pepper farmer, and his wife's pickled peppers were famous kingdom wide. However, a terrbile rat infestation had destroyed his plots, leaving a paucity of profitable plants. The bank had forclosed on his farm, and he had been forced to house his wife in the remains of his largest pumpkin shell. She claimed to be kept very well, but he knew that she was put off. He then resolved to find another source of income, and polished up his pipe and patched his pied plaid pants. He discovered that his melodies charmed the rats away from his property, and planned on profiting from his playing. He went to Hamlin, which also had a plague of rats. The people pleaded with him to purge the pests, and promised plenty of properity. He then piped away the rats, as predicted. However, the populace petulantly pulled back on their pledge, leaving Peter penniless. Provoked, Peter, in a fit of pique, played passionately like he had never piped before, charming the pants off the teens of the town. They became his fans, and left their parents to follow Peter on a popular and profitable concert tour of the Kingdom as his roadies. It ends with Peter pulling up to his old pumpkin shell home in a pimped out version of his previous pied outfit, and picking up his wife to take her off to a rock star lifestyle.

Selected Songs:
"Got to Pick a Pepper or Two" (To the tune of "Got to pick a pocket or two") - Peter Piper
"The Blaming of Rats" (To the tune of "The Naming of Cats", from Cats) - Peter Piper and his wife, chorus of the rats.
"Pumpkin House Blues" - Peter Piper's wife.
"Do you Hear the Piper Play?" (To the tune of Do you Hear the People Sing) - Peter Piper, charming the rats.
"Pah! We won't Pay!" - Townsfolk
"Children will listen (to sweet pipe music)" (Pipe Rock Ballad version of "Children will listen", from Into The Woods) - Town teenagers.
"I'm Popular!" (remix of Popular) - Peter Piper, to his wife, upon returning home rich and famous.



ENTRY#7

Introducing the latest Broadway soon-to-be-hit: Practically Perfect!

This show is all about Mary Poppins in her little-known early years, before she joined the Banks family. It features such peppy poems as "Picking Primroses in the Park," "Pennies Piled Precariously," and "A Perfect Partner."

Poppins prances and prattles her way through the world, meeting a plethora of folk from princes to paupers. She makes friends, falls in love, and suffers heartbreak. At last, with her formerly perky prospects dimming, she sings "Patience and Persistence," dons a proper outfit, and sets off with hope in her heart to become a governess. The end.

This post has been edited by PrincessAvariella on May 16 2012, 01:34 AM

[PrincessAvariella]

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