Listeners were asked to create a new suit for the MJ Impersonator. What do you think it should or shouldn't include? What is the name of the suit? And send all this in a kmail to me. (Edited to include the winners)

1. Dance_Dance - Grand Prize Winner 1 Million Meat
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Sequined_fez

You shout out the window- No! It is the glove that is supposed to sparkle. Not the hat. Please get it right!

Angrily you go out and rip off his fez. You then remove all the little diamond lumps and forcefully jam them into his hand... well his glove anyway.

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index....Lump_of_diamond

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Sticky_gloves

Amazingly enough, they stick!

You inspect his costume. Hmm needs a bit more.

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Lunar_Tattoo

You tattoo this on each of his feet promising to teach him the moonwalk.

You walk away leaving him hurt and confused. You think to yourself ha,No one can compare to my prince.

You eat a pop and think about your prince of pop.

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index....el%27s_lollipop

2. lonox - Runner Up 100 Thousand Meat

a white Darth Vader Suit with a tophat.

3 Yarglefoot - Second Place 200 Thousand Meat
(Courtosy of Dance_Dance who also liked this entry)
worn tophat
tap shoes
diamond necklace
demonskin jacket
black greaves
cheap elven gloves
7-inch discus
glowing syringe
amphibious tophat

Outfit: King of Pop Threads.
Outfit bonus: +50% initiative, +10% Moxie

3 items:
(Y is a value equal to your level^1.7)

Red-Leather Posing Jacket
Shirt, stat requirement: 10Mox
+10% Moxie, +Y Sleaze Damage


White Fedora of Smooth Criminality
Hat, power 150, Stat requirement: 10 Mox
+10% Moxie
Provides a combat skill of called Beat It: has the same effect as the Rave Steal Disco Combo, but can only be used once every 100/Y turns.

Single Sequinned Glove of Crothgrabbing
Accessory, stat requirement: 10 Mox
+10% Moxie
provides a combat skill of High-Pitched Squeal: stuns monster for X rounds, does Y amount of Sleaze damage

4 Zellia - Runner Up 100 Thousand Meat

The Michael Jackson Suit

It's an Iron Man suit. But with colors and accessories to make it look like Micheal Jackson.

This post has been edited by Tobymac on Jun 27 2012, 10:01 PM