Have you read and loved Twilight?
Written a MS?
Abused someone for CC?
Tried to murder someone for abusing Canon?
Taken control of your brothers 16th birthday party?
Left an evil teddy at your friend house? *glares at Mae*

Get it out here and be forgiven (hopefully)

(Yes...I'm in a topic making mood )

I'll start...
*deep beath* I fell in love with Twilight, I can tell you everything about it and I was team Jacob. *sob*

*pats Daisy's shoulder* It's okay, it'll all come out in therapy. At least you've repented of your sins!

... My first LOTR OC was a Sue. And a self-insert. And if Ara ever sees this, I'm going to be cyber-smacked upside the head for complaining about it. (Thankfully, she got much less Sue-ish as the story went on. She hates Legolas and actually speaks to Gimli. Does that tell you anything?)

Well...at least she improved!!
Also, don't forget.. you've learnt from your mistakes..

Mae will most likely hit me in RL next time she see's me if she reads my confession....

Hey, I've quite openly confessed to actually liking Twilight on numerous occassions. It's my (not so) Secret genre, teen vamp novels. I know they're not the best but I do have a soft spot for them.


Oh and I'm Team Jasper.

Hmm, my confession is I accidently flashed my class when I was in 6th class.

It was an accident! My top got stuck in my jumper and I did not know until it was too late!

I could never hit you, Xaja! *hugs*

My confession. . .hmm.

If I hadn't read a lot of Mary Sue parodies, I would have written the most gigantic Sue to grace the First Age. And this I know because I jotted down some ideas for a Beleriand GiME. The only redeeming quality would be that the romance would have definitely been OC/OC.

I did the same thing in Year 5. Except, I was pulling one of those soccer-dude moves where you pull your shirt over your head and run around, and my singlet came up with it. So I flashed myself.

Mae, I bet even you didn't know that one!

*gasps* YOU DIDN'T ARA!! The only reason I'm shocked is because I actually know you... and how damn hilarious that would have been....

I must confess my worst writing sin. When I was sixteen I attempted to write a novel about the Continuation War 1941-44 between Finland and the Soviet Union (well, I'm a Finn, so the subject isn't really that strange). It was horrid, I tell you. I got some forty pages ready before I stopped, and even in that short space I had managed to create a cast of a dozen one-liner spouting, killing machine Gary Stus.

I had two epic battle scenes where some two Red Army regiments and dozens of tanks were destroyed in all. Hell, even an alcoholic wreck of a captain I had written scored two T-26s! Ironically, the only real, developed character in the whole mess was a Soviet lieutenant-colonel torn between the well-being of his men and the fear of his superiors. It's a sure sign of fail if you write an enemy better than your own side, don't you think? My only excuse is that I stopped writing the travesty instantly when I realized how cliché and stupid it was. I've learned much since.

Eek! Your book sounds interesting though Caranthol.

Did you ever get back to it?

Not really. I still have the notebooks, though, where I wrote it and sometimes read it for a laugh. With a very, very major rewrite it could maybe become tolerable. Perhaps someday...

Yay! Someday because I would read that!

Thanks! Well, at least I learned that a story needs more of a plot than just "let's-shoot-with-machine-guns-and-blow-up-things".

Oh it does. It does. I once wrote a short story -that has now long since vanished- that I wanted to turn into a novel. Needless to say, the plot was cliched and the characters one sided and everything was too thin.

I did that too... It was a freakin' soap opera and I based all the characters off my friends and worst enemies in high school. Let's just say I am still ashamed to think of that particular story... Although, some of the concepts in it were pretty cool. I might take a couple concepts out of there again...

Now the original fantasy fic I'm on has hit writer's block. And I found out that my lead character's name is in fact a real name here, so I gotta change her name. Argh. *headdesks*

Whereas I created a Sue that was immortal and an alien. She developed a life of her own. I finally got around to killing her off.