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Story Summaries, What is says| jules14 |
Posted: Mar 1 2011, 10:05 PM
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 (Wo)man on a Mission  Group: Members Posts: 1.161 Member No.: 5 Joined: 11-July 08  |
Hey Refia,
I came up with some summaries for my MSTs that don't have them. Sorry I didn't do this earlier; I just keep forgetting to put them in. Ten Mary Sue's cuteness and tomboyishness are being threatened by the sexism of ebul!Denethor! What WILL she do? Join the Fellowship, of course! Hey, it made sense to the Suethor. Silent Times The crew of the Satellite of Hate sporks a bizarre, boring AU in which Legolas is born deaf and epileptic and Sauron doesn't exist. There are no giant spiders in Mirkwood, Orcs, or War of the Ring. Instead, we get exciting, gripping tales of Legolas teething, learning to use sign language, having seizures, and being spoiled rotten. To quote the author: "You're in for a wild ride with this one." Aoife in Wonderland Otherwise known as "Phantom's Ange Destroys 'Alice in Wonderland'". Yes, Phantom's Ange is back, with an all-new Sue named Aoife who replaces Alice and falls in love with the Hatter. And the unfortunate sporkers are about to be tortured with it. --------------------  |
 
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| Refia |
Posted: Mar 1 2011, 10:47 PM
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 Paying Tribute to the Past  Group: Admin Posts: 14.665 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-July 08 |
Thanks, Jules! I updated the fics in the libraries. Much appreciated!
 --------------------  Three for the Kings of the elves high in light Nine to the mortal which cry Seven rings to the gnomes in their halls made of stone One ring for the dark lord's hand sitting on his throne in the land so dark where I've to go Slow down and I sail on the river Slow down and I walk to the hill Lord of the Rings |
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| jules14 |
Posted: Mar 6 2011, 01:10 AM
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(Wo)man on a Mission Group: Members Posts: 1.161 Member No.: 5 Joined: 11-July 08 |
Here's more information and summaries:
Gimli/You Rating: NC-17 Text it is based on: Gimli/You by benji scum Summary: Graphic sex with Gimli. Yes, it's as gross as it sounds. Warning: Sexual content, profanity, formatting errors A Tale of Two Swords Rating: R Text it is based on: A Tale of Two Swords by Mary A and Malindornean Summary: Morgoth tortures his prisoners with a classic piece of Elf-porn that would have driven Feanor himself insane. Warning: Sexual content, canon rape, profanity Short and Sweet Rating: PG Text it is based on: I don't remember the title Warning: Profanity I Love You Rating: PG Summary: Morgoth sends his prisoners a shameless self-insert, written by a fangirl who really loves dolphins and spreading pneumonia germs around. Seriously. Warning: Profanity, stupidity An Elf's Love Rating: PG Warning: Profanity, Sueishness The Fellowship Hits Hogwarts Rating: PG Summary: To quote skitty_kat, the sporker of this story on deleterius: "Disappointingly, Hogwarts doesn't hit back." Warning: Profanity Violation of the Evenstar Rating: NC-17 Text it is based on: Violation of the Evenstar by Daguy Summary: Otherwise known as "Celebrian II: The Next Generation". This time, Arwen's the victim Warning: Graphic rape, profanity The Tale of Eilinel Rating: PG-13 Text is is based on: The Tale of Eilinel by MordorTari Summary: MordorTari writes an original story featuring Eilinel, a minor character from "The Silmarillion". Unfortunately, it ends up reading like a teenage girl's diary. Warning: Profanity The Pride of Boromir Rating: NC-17 Text it is based on: The Pride of Boromir by Luinil Telcontar Summary: Morgoth sends the crew of the Satellite of Hate one of the worst LotR badfics of all time. In this story, Boromir is a pussy, Aragorn is a violent bully and a pedophile, and Denethor is a child rapist. Are you scared yet? Warning: Graphic sex, rape, pedophilia, slash, and profanity The Butler's Woman Rating: PG-13 Text it is based on: The Butler's Woman by the Battling Bard Summary: Is it a troll, or was it written seriously? Nobody on the Satellite of Hate is sure. Warning: Profanity A Story So Much Older Than the Sea Rating: PG Text it is based on: A Story So Much Older Than the Sea by the girl with the lonely heart Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia Summary: It's Maglor and Tumnus's first badfic! A pathetic, wimpy Sue named Leonora trips over a tree root and gets sent to Narnia, where she falls in love with Peter Pevensie. Together they share beautiful, stilted conversations with no contractions. Warning: Profanity -------------------- |
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| Refia |
Posted: Mar 15 2011, 08:24 PM
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Paying Tribute to the Past Group: Admin Posts: 14.665 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-July 08 |
I've updated the profiles in the MST library (finally, sorry for the delay!).
Thanks again, Jules, it is much appreciated.  -------------------- Three for the Kings of the elves high in light Nine to the mortal which cry Seven rings to the gnomes in their halls made of stone One ring for the dark lord's hand sitting on his throne in the land so dark where I've to go Slow down and I sail on the river Slow down and I walk to the hill Lord of the Rings |
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