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Er...which incarnation of Doctor? Or should we just imagine one in general?

Far, far away?

In England. Frollo is French.
And modus operandi of robbing did exist.

You know, those quotation marks imply certain kinds of "discipline"...

Uh-oh.

There was an animal called Snowball somewhere...
I think it was a pig. Well, a boar, actually. As in, domestic but uncastrated.
Unrelated, but...could be a common pet name. Could be FFreak being uncreative and tacking one she read about. Could be FFreak trying to be funny.

The Frollo naked scene...talk about Fan (Dis)Service.
(Well, it's early days and it shows. Obviously she was trying to win other fangirls.)

Great job!

You can imagine your own, but I generally write about Ten.

That's what I thought.

Actually, it was apparently the name the Disney animators gave the horse while they were drawing it.

Thank you.

Yeah, you did do these in reverse. It's okay; since CrazedWriter's frollo-fics are all pretty much the same, I don't think it matters much.

CrazedWriter/FrolloFreak IS a second Angey! Out of curiosity, are you planning to spork the rest of her fics?

Point Mac! Way to use modern words where they shouldn't be, FrolloFreak.

I never thought about it, but he really does!

Ah, but Danisha is Frollo's one twu wuv now! That means he's off-limits to anyone else!

No kidding. I can't picture any other woman who'd want to even touch Frollo, let alone have sex with him.

So I guess to the FSMs, "manly" means "wrinkled and shriveled up."

I wonder if CrazedWriter thinks of Frollo as one of those older men who are unusually attractive for their age, like Sean Connery or Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons or Charles Dance, Harrison Ford or Patrick Stewart. Of course, Frollo is definitely NOT attractive for his age; I mean, the animators drew him as an ugly old man. So she either has a wild imagination or poor taste.

True.

I'm not sure. Amarth and I are doing a joint spork of CClaire's Draco Trilogy. And I may take a break from Danisha as well.

Neither would I.

I think it's Tony Jay's voice. But unlike the men you mentioned, who I agree are attractive for their ages and who come with voices that can do things to you, Tony Jay didn't appear to be one of those from the pictures I saw.

Thanks for the review!

By not writing a fic where he is besotted with a Sue?

...dirty bit.
*runs far away*

And of course her first (and only) thought is that he bathed in the river and someone stole his clothes. Not that he was caught with another woman and had to get away quickly. Not that some accident happened.

*sigh* Another tedious chapter...

Good job!

Sadly, no.

Nope, the Mary Sue is all-knowing!

Thanks for the review!

Strikeouts are not working again...

Well...still not much going on...but good job!

I keep forgetting I have to manually do them.

Thanks! Chapters get a bit longer once we get further into the "story."

Sorry I'm late again. Just got a spare moment.

Well, Disney!Esmeralda wasn't exactly a modest dresser either...

Wow, now Danisha has heat vision? Cool!

Hey, if I heard Claude Frollo call someone a "sweet brown sugared lady" I'd probably cry too, when I was done throwing up.

So it's not enough that CrazedWriter has to turn Frollo into a good guy; she also has to turn him into a pathetic wuss. Lovely.

Nice job on a boring first few chapters.

Whenever you can. Due to the length of this story, I'm posting twice a week rather than once.

True, but Esmeralda was a gypsy. Danisha is supposed to be an upstanding woman who isn't a gypsy.

Yeah, he's quite emotional in this story.

Thanks for the review!

Yep. Even Angey does better than this.
(And now I'm tempted to write a CrazedWriter vs. Angey sketch.)

That would have been disgusting even if it was done by a much sexier man. (Except Barrowman. I can see him pulling this off. But that's due to his personality.)
And now I'm having "Sexy And I Know It" flashbacks.

Hey, he has a point.

Ooh. They are sneaking back to the 20th century. Good.
Mind you, them having sex is bad anywhere, but the backseat of the car is particularly bad.

Young? Really?

Oh, but I do. Now I know where she lives.

Great job!

I'd read it.

*Slaps self*

Sorry, back.

Erik: Care to join me?

Thank you!

As I read further, I'm more and more weirded out by Danisha and Frollo's relationship. It goes well beyond Claude Frollo sleeping with a black woman and somehow turning into a kind person.

*All facepalm*

So Danisha can dish it out, but she can't take it. Somehow I'm not surprised. Really, Frollo barely spoke "harshly" to her at all. Hasn't CrazedWriter ever been in a relationship where she and her partner have gotten angry with each other and argued? That's part of what keeps relationships healthy; couples constantly acting sweet and lovey-dovey is completely unbelievable, not to mention boring.

Men wiggling their hips are not cute. They're not seductive. They can be funny sometimes, but mostly they're just creepy.

Okay, I know CrazedWriter is portraying Frollo as the cliched perfect man, but this is going way too far. Now Frollo is so good and perfect he reminds Danisha to put on her seatbelt? And she finds that sexy and romantic? This reminds me of your Pride and Prejudice parody, where Sue!Elizabeth thinks Darcy's anti-smoking rant is sexy.

Even if CrazedWriter's perfect man wasn't supposed to be Frollo, he would still be messed up. He's like a pastiche of qualities Danisha likes, and none of those qualities fit together. Supposedly he's a paragon of manliness, yet he dresses flamboyantly, giggles and simpers, wiggles his hips, and makes comments that sound like they belong in a slashfic (especially in the last story). He apparently has a harem of secret mistresses, yet Danisha goes on and on about how he's such a caring, sensitive lover and treats women right. Despite coming from medieval Paris, he fits right in 1990s America without a struggle (can't have any pesky character development, can we?). Now he sounds like an instructor at Safety Town, to top everything off.

Naturally, the fact that it's CLAUDE FROLLO who's supposed to be exhibiting all these qualities makes the situation much worse.

Who knows. There is a point where arguing crosses from healthy to unhealthy and for some reason, I don't think CrazedWriter realizes that. That she's deemed all arguing in a relationship unhealthy for some reason and so Frollo and Danisha always agree. And more often than not, Danisha cowtows to Frollo.

And the fact that FrolloFreak used to troll dissenters with a sockpuppet claiming to be her minister who said he used her stories as an example of a good interracial relationship is just pathetic because this. is. not. a. healthy. relationship.

And in reverse--despite coming from 1990s America, Danisha fits in to medieval Paris without a struggle. Then again, Danisha just steamrolls over their 15th century culture with her "superior" 20th century culture. At least once, I would've loved to see Frollo say "Hey, I've tried your New World cooking. How about you try some of my French cooking?"

Thanks for the review. Prepare yourself for more stupidity.