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Raptorman
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 09:28 PM


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I WILL have an answer for anything you throw at me. wink.gif and for the rest of the good people on here? biggrin.gif


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Sucama Kokov
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 10:35 PM


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OK smart arse, what are the 6 numbers for the lottery next Saturday?

I'll even pay you if you're right.....


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Juan Kerr
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What is the average million of sperm produced per squared centi-liter by the Blue - Dolphin ejactulation?


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Cec of Donny
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why is the hadron collider not yet working ... will it show is the god particle and denounce all faiths


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It would be "Amazing Britain" if it wasnt for you bringing down the average !!
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Raptorman
Posted: Oct 25 2009, 10:33 AM


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QUOTE (Sucama Kokov @ Oct 24 2009, 10:35 PM)
OK smart arse, what are the 6 numbers for the lottery next Saturday?

I'll even pay you if you're right.....

I will tell you next Saturday or you can watch it on BBC1 rolleyes.gif wacko.gif


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Posted: Oct 25 2009, 10:45 AM


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QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 24 2009, 11:20 PM)
What is the average million of sperm produced per squared centi-liter by the Blue - Dolphin ejactulation?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour. A Dolphins per millilitre of normal semen may contain 20 to 150 million sperm cells.


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Posted: Oct 25 2009, 10:45 AM


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sao you are putting your self up as the all knowing trash heap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZAjCrl5zPg laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif
mind you your jewish granma chicken suop and toast is is very good. fb5.gif


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QUOTE (t5bitza69 @ Oct 25 2009, 09:14 AM)
why is the hadron collider not yet working ... will it show is the god particle and denounce all faiths

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator, intended to collide opposing particle beams of either protons at an energy of 7 TeV per particle or lead nuclei at an energy of 574 TeV per nucleus. It lies in a tunnel 27 kilometres (17 mi) in circumference, as much as 175 metres (570 ft) beneath the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland.

The Large Hadron Collider was built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) with the intention of testing various predictions of high-energy physics, including the existence of the hypothesized Higgs boson[1] and of the large family of new particles predicted by supersymmetry.[2] It is funded by and built in collaboration with over 10,000 scientists and engineers from over 100 countries as well as hundreds of universities and laboratories.[3]

On 10 September 2008, the proton beams were successfully circulated in the main ring of the LHC for the first time.[4] On 19 September 2008, the operations were halted due to a serious fault between two superconducting bending magnets.[5] Due to the time required to repair the resulting damage and to add additional safety features, the LHC is scheduled to be operational in mid-November 2009


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Posted: Oct 25 2009, 10:50 AM


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oh shit so theworld is going to end in a fortnight. fucking typikle. all the hard work done on the new scooter too.


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QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.


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QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 25 2009, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.

now that sound like google d up. i know there is one sub strain of chip where sex is used as like a way of being close. inculing mums and sons ect ect. not sure what one though is it the bo bo or sum such.


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Posted: Oct 25 2009, 11:09 AM


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i know this cause i seen it on life on earth and i know Sir David would not lie to us.


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what is the liklely hood of maurice ross actually getting a good reception when he plays his first game for Aberdeen in january??

C'mon raptor.
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QUOTE (dread @ Oct 25 2009, 11:03 AM)
QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 25 2009, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.

now that sound like google d up. i know there is one sub strain of chip where sex is used as like a way of being close. inculing mums and sons ect ect. not sure what one though is it the bo bo or sum such.

That would be the bonobo chimp, only found on one side of the congo river. ( that is without google too smile.gif )


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QUOTE (Racer_6ixx @ Oct 25 2009, 01:09 PM)
what is the liklely hood of maurice ross actually getting a good reception when he plays his first game for Aberdeen in january??

C'mon raptor.

My answer to that one is....... I don't do football but it is unlikely.


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QUOTE (darzen69 @ Oct 25 2009, 01:45 PM)
QUOTE (dread @ Oct 25 2009, 11:03 AM)
QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 25 2009, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.

now that sound like google d up. i know there is one sub strain of chip where sex is used as like a way of being close. inculing mums and sons ect ect. not sure what one though is it the bo bo or sum such.

That would be the bonobo chimp, only found on one side of the congo river. ( that is without google too smile.gif )

i very nearly put bo'bo. but just knew some one would have pulled me up about it. see i am not an orical wink.gif


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QUOTE (dread @ Oct 25 2009, 11:03 AM)
QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 25 2009, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.

now that sound like google d up. i know there is one sub strain of chip where sex is used as like a way of being close. inculing mums and sons ect ect. not sure what one though is it the bo bo or sum such.

The Bonobo (Not sure of spelling.)

They're answer to everything is fuck it. They wank each other off, say hello with a shag, Blow jobs even.

A splendid species that i have a great deal of respect for. biggrin.gif ...........('cept for the wanking each other off bit. unsure.gif )



Bollox, i missed Darzen's answer.


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Posted: Oct 26 2009, 08:22 AM


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why is my dick bigger than yours?
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QUOTE (elgarra @ Oct 26 2009, 08:18 AM)
QUOTE (dread @ Oct 25 2009, 11:03 AM)
QUOTE (Juan Kerr @ Oct 25 2009, 10:53 AM)
QUOTE (Raptorman @ Oct 25 2009, 11:45 AM)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

That is Googled up bollocks.

The entire Simian line, including Apes, are well known for their active sexual lives. In many cases this includes voracious homosexuality, Chimps in particular seem to favour this to the extent that the females exclude the males almost entirely other than for breeding purposes.

now that sound like google d up. i know there is one sub strain of chip where sex is used as like a way of being close. inculing mums and sons ect ect. not sure what one though is it the bo bo or sum such.

The Bonobo (Not sure of spelling.)

They're answer to everything is fuck it. They wank each other off, say hello with a shag, Blow jobs even.

A splendid species that i have a great deal of respect for. biggrin.gif ...........('cept for the wanking each other off bit. unsure.gif )



Bollox, i missed Darzen's answer.

think they are found on the north side of the great ouse THAT WILL BE NORFOLK THEN, bloody inbreeds. laugh.gif laugh.gif


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elgarra
Posted: Oct 26 2009, 08:26 AM


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Anyway. What is the term for someone who remembers people by taste, recognises days of the week by their colour and passes out when thinking of certain shapes?


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QUOTE (rocket @ Oct 26 2009, 08:22 AM)
why is my dick bigger than yours?

Cuz i'm further away.

Perspective Roy. "This cow is small, that cow is far away" wink.gif


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pmsl...funny thing you mentioning my dick and cows at the same time!
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QUOTE (rocket @ Oct 26 2009, 08:28 AM)
pmsl...funny thing you mentioning my dick and cows at the same time!

That's just put me off my breakfast!












I was having cow fanny and penis omelete.


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