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Jokes And Funny Stuff| Chris |
Posted: Jan 7 2009, 02:53 PM
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 Luciano Pavarotti (The best)  Group: I'm in the Band Posts: 276 Member No.: 19 Joined: 26-February 07  |
Dudes,
Heard this on the radio....and now know why my father in law (who is 84) says that all music sounds the same!  Axis of Awesome - 4 chords of pop Couldn't get the video to embed here so the link will have to do!  -------------------- Chris is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge. oh man I wish I had a chris in me. |
  
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| James |
Posted: Jan 7 2009, 07:39 PM
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Al Jolson (You aint heard nothing yet!) Group: I'm in the Band Posts: 449 Member No.: 10 Joined: 30-August 06 |
mint.
gonna go and write some songs now. -------------------- James
Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James" from http://www.urbandictionary.com |
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| Chris |
Posted: Jan 16 2009, 12:23 PM
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Luciano Pavarotti (The best) Group: I'm in the Band Posts: 276 Member No.: 19 Joined: 26-February 07 |
Managed to get a little snippet of that guy's pedal board i was talking about......
  riverdance indeed! -------------------- Chris is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge. oh man I wish I had a chris in me. |
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| James |
Posted: Jan 16 2009, 01:08 PM
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Al Jolson (You aint heard nothing yet!) Group: I'm in the Band Posts: 449 Member No.: 10 Joined: 30-August 06 |
thats kerazy.
-------------------- James
Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James" from http://www.urbandictionary.com |
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| Craig Strange |
Posted: Jan 19 2009, 01:09 PM
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 Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 608 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-August 04 |
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith Attached Image (Click thumbnail to expand)  -------------------- Remember, you should never compare yourself to others.
They're more screwed-up than you think! |
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