Title: I NEED A WAND
Axel - July 17, 2007 06:12 PM (GMT)
Silverbolt told me how to say something in Romanian! And since that is practically Latin -- much
like what is used in Harry Potter -- it must also be a spell!!!
But I need a wand to cast it!
I suspect though that because it is Romanian, there will be the dreadful side-effect of it turning
me into a vampire! I would have three days to cure it like you would a normal disease, and even
if I did turn into a vampire, I could always go on a quest to cure it and be normal again, effect-
ively destroying any drama that could be tied to being turned into a vampire. I mean, it is like
those spells that bring people back to life.
"Samuel, the ming... it has slay-ded me with its corruption."
"Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking ming killing my motherfucking Frodo! I
cast Raise Dead on Frodo."
"Raise Dead? You cheap bastard!"
"Enough is enough! I have had it with my motherfucking Frodo whining about my motherfucking
Raise Dead!"
"Samuel, if you don't stop using that old and annoying meme, I am going to kill you!"
"Enough is enough! I have had it with my motherfucking Frodo whining about my motherfucking
meme!"
"DIE SPIDERMAN!!!"
"I cast True Resurrection on Spiderman."
"DAMN YOU!"
The spell that he taught me will be the greatest of them all! Then I will rule the world instead of a
Dark Lord. You will have a king then, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and
despair!
Skwid - July 17, 2007 09:29 PM (GMT)
At least his parents love him...
Silverbolt - July 17, 2007 10:25 PM (GMT)
Axel - July 17, 2007 11:44 PM (GMT)
Yeah really, because of him they died! And he still got that scar, the freak.
Fishy - July 18, 2007 09:09 AM (GMT)
So back to the only real topic I could find here...
Who has read the new book already?
Axel - July 18, 2007 12:18 PM (GMT)
I have never read any of the books before, but I did read the epilogue.
Fishy - July 18, 2007 03:04 PM (GMT)
Wow, that's almost the same thing.
Axel - July 18, 2007 03:12 PM (GMT)
On /b/ exists many spoilers.
Skwid - July 18, 2007 10:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fishy @ Jul 18 2007, 04:09 AM) |
So back to the only real topic I could find here...
Who has read the new book already? |
I'm still working on Prisoner of Azkahban.
Axel - July 18, 2007 10:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skwid @ Jul 18 2007, 06:03 PM) |
| I'm still working |
Forever and ever!
Fishy - July 19, 2007 01:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skwid @ Jul 18 2007, 11:03 PM) |
| QUOTE (Fishy @ Jul 18 2007, 04:09 AM) | So back to the only real topic I could find here...
Who has read the new book already? |
I'm still working on Prisoner of Azkahban.
|
My god your slow...
Skwid - July 19, 2007 02:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fishy @ Jul 19 2007, 08:13 AM) |
| QUOTE (Skwid @ Jul 18 2007, 11:03 PM) | | QUOTE (Fishy @ Jul 18 2007, 04:09 AM) | So back to the only real topic I could find here...
Who has read the new book already? |
I'm still working on Prisoner of Azkahban.
|
My god your slow...
|
Just started reading the series not long ago. And I only read on the bus...which is rare now, so it'll be a while yet before I finish it. Unless I get some reading done on my vacation.
Axel - July 19, 2007 03:12 PM (GMT)
Great idea, you could read while kayaking.
Pope - July 19, 2007 04:36 PM (GMT)
