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Fishy
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 02:53 PM


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Everybody tell the worst joke you know, whether it's incredibly hard, plain wrong or just incredibly stupid please tell it here...

Okay I'll start.

How do we know Anna Frank was a lesbian?





She came out of the closet
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Axel
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 05:11 PM


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So... a man in a mental institution is talking to God. The man asks God if it is true that a million
years is like a second to him. God confirms the fact. With that knowledge, the man then deducts
that a million dollars must be like a penny to God. God nods and tells him that is true. The man,
feeling rather clever, asks God for a penny while convincing God that "it's only a penny". God
rolls his eyes and says, "sure, give me a second."



[knock, knock]
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
FREE WOMEN FUCKING FRUIT!!! VIAGRA!!! BUY!!!
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Skwid
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 06:54 PM


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Who the hell is Anna Frank? :unsure:
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Axel
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 07:35 PM


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_frank
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Skwid
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 08:00 PM


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QUOTE (Axel @ Jun 5 2007, 07:35 PM)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_frank

aye carumba...she should have stayed in the damn closet! :blink:
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Jifferz
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 08:11 PM


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What did the blind deaf kid get for christmas?










Cancer
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Axel
Posted: Jun 5 2007, 08:31 PM


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[dead baby joke]
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El Stormo
Posted: Jun 6 2007, 07:54 AM


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It's purple and it drives women crazy. What is it?
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sween
Posted: Jun 6 2007, 01:10 PM


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What part of a vegetable should you never eat???





The wheelchair.
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El Stormo
Posted: Jun 6 2007, 03:11 PM


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Forgot my answer:

It's purple and it drives women crazy, what is it?

-- Crib death.

And lol @ your joke, sween ^_^
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sween
Posted: Jun 6 2007, 06:06 PM


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QUOTE (El Stormo @ Jun 6 2007, 03:11 PM)
And lol @ your joke, sween ^_^

Yeah, my grandmother told me that joke. lol

new joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive?





Because she's a woman.
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El Stormo
Posted: Jun 6 2007, 07:51 PM


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What's the similarity between a Ferrari and a baby?

-- They're both really hard to get into, but once you're inside, you can really let 'er rip.
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sween
Posted: Jun 8 2007, 12:56 AM


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QUOTE (El Stormo @ Jun 6 2007, 07:51 PM)
What's the similarity between a Ferrari and a baby?

-- They're both really hard to get into, but once you're inside, you can really let 'er rip.

bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha








hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha






if there was an award, you win it.
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El Stormo
Posted: Jun 8 2007, 04:02 AM


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"Daddy, can I take the car? I have a date tonight."

"Sure," dad says, "but you have to give me a blowjob."

"Awww, daddyyyy!"

"Hey, it's my car, I decide who gets it."

"Oh, fine," the daughter says, and gets down on her knees. But then she cries out, "Oh, fuck! It tastes like shit!"

"Ah, dangit! I forgot your brother's got the car."
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Silverbolt
Posted: Jun 8 2007, 11:14 AM


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http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/news.html the mother of offensive jokes. So bad, they're great.
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