The tripple hack- attack

[Nocturne]

this is a storry about a mighty hacker enjoy:

M4tr1x-Trilogy
The triple hack-attack

The internet is filled with people, who impersonate as semiprofessional 1337-Hack0r.
Up to now we from StopHipHop.de thought that real hacker are a myth, like the weapons of mass destruction in iraque. But on april 4th something special happens.....

in the IRC-Channel #stophiphop was a big hullabaloo. Not a attractive matler-girl caused it. No! A very angry hiphoper, apparently disgusted of our objective and sirious meant webside, joined our chat-channel to demonstrate the cataclysmic consequences of his crackerskills. (For Newbees: StopHipHop.de is pointed against hiphop on a ironicly way.)

after some verbal buggery with every attendent user (without sparing moms ,daddys, pets and other dependants; “that kind of satanic-bum-victims like you get assfucked in my hometown every day) something incredible happens. He attemp to hack a PC.... my PC.

Note: 1. The name of the most dangerous hacker is bitchchecker. I´m known as Elch on StopHipHop.de
2. The IP 127.0.0.1 (also known as „localhost“) is public. If you mount this IP you´ll mount your own machine
3. A Ping timeout is a diconnect caused of a computer crash, for example.
But now back to the storry:

bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> why do you kick me?
<bitchchecker> are you not able to a normal discuss?
<bitchchecker> answer me!

<Elch> nobody kicked you
<Elch> you´ve got a ping timeout: bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what a ping??
<bitchchecker> the timing of my machine is correct
<bitchchecker> i setted my clock to summertime
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> concede it you son of a bitch

<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> damn are you stupid ..... summertime

<bitchchecker> shut up, we´ve got summertime
<bitchchecker> since two weeks
<bitchchecker> a message apears on startup what´s tell you that the clock is setted to summertime

<Elch> you´re well informed about computers

<bitchchecker> shutup! i´ll hack you!
<bitchchecker> ok,ok we won´t you to furnish evidence of your hacker skills ^^
<bitchchecker> give me your IP and you´re dead

<Elch> erm... it´s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or is it 127.0.0.1?
<Elch> yes that´s it. i´m waiting for your capital hackerattack

<bitchchecker> i kill your harddrives within 5 minutes

<Elch> uuh, i´m so scared

<bitchchecker> shut up!
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i only have to put your IP in it, to kill you
<bitchchecker> say good bye

<Elch> to whom?

<bitchchecker> to youself !
<bitchchecker> buy buy

<Elch> im already tremling of a hacker like you

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: he put his own IP into his mighty hackerprogramm and crashed his machine. this attack was failed, for now. I was already thinking that he don´t come back, but a good hacker never gives up. After two minutes he was back online.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> be elated that my pc crashed right now
<HopperHunter|afk> lol

<Elch> well give it another try, my IP is still 127.0.0.1

<bitchchecker> you´re a dumbass
<bitchchecker> bye bye elch

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

The ambientce was taut. Wuld he did it, after two failed attempts, to hack my machine?
I was waiting. Nothing happens. I felt relieved.... six minutes elapsed before he prepared another attack. As a hacker, who´s normaly crack entire computing centers, he found the reason for his failures.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch

<Metanot> bitchhacker how old are you?

<Elch> what´s wrong bichthacker?

<bitchchecker> you have a fire wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall

<Elch> posibly, i don´t know much about things like this

<bitchchecker> I´m 26

<Metanot> with 26 that kind of conversational tone?

<Elch> where do you know, that i have a firewall, from?

<Metanot> tststs this is not very good my frind

<bitchchecker> because your gay-firewall reflected my shutdown-signal back to my computer
<bitchchecker> don´t be a pussy and turn it off

<Elch> cool, i didn´t know that my firewall can do that

<bitchchecker> then my virus kill your pc

<Metanot> do you hacking each other?

<Elch> yes bitchchecker try to hack me

<Metanot> hey bitchhacker if you´re really a hacker, you culd break through a firewall

<bitchchecker> yes i hack elch, but this pussy have a fire wall

<Metanot> witch firewall do you have?

<bitchchecker> like a girlie

<Metanot> firewalls are no match for a normal hacker, you girlie^^

<He> bitch smoke a nice little joint and chill out, don´t let provoke you by this girlies

<bitchchecker> turn off your firewall and i´m sending you a virus, fucker

<Elch> noooope

<Metanot> hey bitchhacker why he´s ought to turn it off? do it by yourself

<bitchchecker> have funk?
<bitchchecker> i´m not in the mood to hack this girlie because he´s hiding behind his firewall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your fucking wall

<Metanot> i wanna say something to this bitchthingie, do you know the definition of hacking?? turning off the firewall is lite a invitation and this have nothing any more to do with hacking

<bitchchecker> shut up!!

<Metanot> lol

<bitchchecker> only my grandma use a firewall
<bitchchecker> and you wimps think you´re soooo cool and you don´t dare you to go online without a firewall

He call me a girlie and that at most his grandma wuld use a firewall.I know that older people are cleverer than jounger one, i can´t let this matter rest. For checking his hackerskills, i´m lying and let leaving everything as it was.I have no Firewall, but my Router.

<Elch> bitchhacker a fellow showed me how to turn off my firewall, now you can try it again

<Metanot> bitchhacker can´t hack
<Metanot> what a pun ^^

<bitchchecker> that is PUM

<Elch> bitchhacker ím waiting for you, bring it on

<Metanot> how many times did i have to say that: bitchhacker isn´t a hacker

<bitchchecker> do you want a virus?
<bitchchecker> give me your IP and i delete your harddrive

<Metanot> lol no thanks, i´m a hacker on myself and if you know the behavior of hacker, i can tell you to 100,00%, that youre not a hacker... ^^

<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it´s so simple

<bitchchecker> lolololol you dumbass, you´re all but gone
<bitchchecker> already missing first datas?

<Elch> mom..
<Elch> I´ll check it

Panicly i open up the windows-explorer, my heart is racing. Did i´m underestimeted him?

<bitchchecker> don´t try to save your data, it´s to late you son of a bitch

<Elch> oh, that´s bad

<bitchchecker> elch you spastic, your harddrive G: is gone

<Elch> well, i can´t change it anymore

<bitchchecker> your HD F: is gone, in 20 secounds

Ans really, drive G: and F: are gone. Did i even have this drives? Never mind, no time for thingking about that, cold fear runns down my back. Therefore bitchchekcer gives a fine music advice to bring some sunshine in my torments

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you whoresun your F: is gone, E: too

Drive E: ?? Oh God all my game are on it and my vacation pics too. I´m check it immediantely... everything is still there, but the hacker said that it´s all deleted.

Or isn´t he on MY machine?

<bitchchecker> and D: is on 45% you spastic lolololol

<He> why does Meta say nothing anymore?

<Elch> because he´s laying on the ground for laughing

<Black[TdV]> ^^

<bitchchecker> your D: is gone

<He> keep it on bitchhacker

This guy have godlike skills: my ROM drive delete files? Bitchhacker turned my ROM into a CD writer. How did he managed that? I have to ask him for that. Some people start to console him. Than he gives some savety advices to prevent a desaster like this

<bitchchecker> elch you idiot, never reval your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> c: is already on 30%

Maybe i should clear him up, that he´s not attacking my pc

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... the last message fom the hacker named Bitchhacker arrives us at 20:22.
The message says that he got a Ping timeout. We haven´t seen him anymore it´s maybe caused by the summertime.

Concluding remark: Do as you wuld be done. It could be your own pc and and datas that you destroy

Note:we´re aware of that Bitchchecker maybe pretended all this. Bitchhacker asserted that
he visited an advanced german course.

<bitchchecker> dude! Shut up i´m visiting a advanced german course

notwithstanding, we hope that he have a lot of fun with the restoring of his data.
In memory of bitchhackers harddrives, we´re offer a t-shirt with a propper print in our online shop

http://www.stophiphop.com/modules/marketpl...&products_id=38

German original text from : www.stophiphop.de
translated by me

P.S. this isn´t faked

This post has been edited by Nocturne on Nov 12 2007, 09:37 AM

[Ljethan]

Lol and he was completly clueless?? sucker!
That was fun^^

[IamLEAM1983]

Shit, I've been gone forever... This place is dead anyway.

But yeah, there's a ton of script kiddies on the net. Just run around the Warez network and you'll find a ton of real and fake trojan horses, backdoor openers and what have you. All nifty little things with a graphic interface that makes it easy for a four year-old to at least attack an unprotected PC.

*grins* Seriously, this dude is fucking clueless. Real hackers don't go around asking people to turn their firewall off. Honestly, anyone who professes to be a hacker and doesn't even know what his or her local host address is is either a complete idiot or a shameless liar.

[Cobalt]

Oh my God, what a fucktard XD... Little pissant kid using Daddy's computer and going "HAHA I RULZ AN U SUKK" I hate those parasitic noobs...

[Rhainor]

I remember reading this story when it was first posted here, but apparently I never got around to posting a reply.

LOL net-n00b. Anybody with a decent level of net proficiency should know that 127.0.0.1 is the loopback address, and that any signal "sent" to that address will come right back. And for this e-tard to think that his hacking attempts were coming back to him because of a firewall? Lulz, pure lulz. That's not how firewalls work, dumbass, they just don't let the connection be established in the first place.

Furthermore, a "true" hacker would probably at least be able to code his/her own hacking utility.