TYPICAL whore

JAMES B. HUDSON
FORTY-SEVEN name partner LADIES MAN
"you ain't seen nothing yet, baby"

the first of the gang to die

` SOUL MATES `` HECTOR WAS THE FIRST OF THE GANG WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND
` OTHER HALF `` THE FIRST TO DO TIME, THE FIRST OF THE GANG
` LIKE FAMILY `` YESTERDAY MORNING, THEY LET ME KNOW YOU WERE GONE
` PARTNERS IN CRIME `` LOOK DOWN UPON ME JESUS, YOU GOTTA HELP ME
` CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANT `` THE FIRST TIME IN THE BACKYARD, UNDERNEATH
` BEST FRIEND `` THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID THAT'S THAT, YOU AGREED
` CLOSE FRIEND `` FEELIN' LIKE MAYBE HE'LL SEE A LITTLE BETTER SET A DAYS
` INNER CIRCLE `` I'LL TELL A STORY BUT NO ONE WILL LISTEN RIGHT
` GOOD FRIEND `` I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY EXPECT
` OUTER CIRCLE `` HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM WHEN I'M HERE
` ENEMIES TURNED FRIENDS THE WORLD COULD BE BURNING TILL THERE'S NOTHING
` PAST FRIENDS (GOOD TERMS) `` SUGGESTING IT'S BEST THAT I SLOW DOWN
` FRIENDS TURNED ENEMIES `` THIS FLOOD, THIS FLOOD, RISING UP
` CHILDHOOD FRIEND `` SHOOK THE POWER LINES AND IT WAS ME AND YOU
` DRINKING BUDDY `` WE'RE WAITING FOR THE AMBULANCE TO COME
` SECRET FRIEND `` I'VE GOT TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE, DON'T HAVE NO
` FAKE FRIEND `` SEARCHING FOR THE TIME THAT HAS GONE SO FAST
` ACQUAINTANCE `` I'VE GOT TOO MUCH ON MY MIND, SEARCHING
` FRIEND OF A FRIEND `` COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THEY WERE SAYING
` JUST MET `` THERE'S FAR TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE, I HOPE

wanted dead or alive

` BURN IN HELL `` LOADED UP THIS GUN, THERE'S A KILLER IN ME HOPING
` HARDCORE HATRED `` I'M A COWBOY, ON A STEELE HORSE I RIDE
` ONE SIDED HATRED `` CAN TELL THE DAY BY THE BOTTLE THAT YOU DRINK
` MORTAL ENEMIES `` FEELING I'VE BEEN LOST FOR YEARS, THERE'S ANOTHER
` INTOLERABLE `` YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND ME LEST YOU SEE
` MUTUAL DISLIKE `` RUNNING FROM THOSE THINGS, I'VE GONE INSANE
` ONE SIDED DISLIKE `` I DON'T MIND THE DAY I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN
` BARELY TOLERABLE `` ANOTHER PLACE WHERE THE FACES ARE SO COLD
` BY ASSOCIATION `` SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS THINKING HOW
` NEWFOUND ENEMIES `` I SHOULD HAVE CHANGED THE LOCKS
` LOVERS TURNED ENEMIES `` TRIED TO BREAK ME WITH DESIRE
` FRIENDS TURNED ENEMIES `` ALL THE STRENGTH I HAD NOT TO FALL APART
` BACKSTABBED `` I USED TO CRY, BUT NOW I HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH
` CHEATED ON `` WALK OUT THE DOOR, TURN AROUND NOW
` RIVALRY `` THINGS I HAVE DONE, A PLACE I HAVE GONE
` FRIENDLY COMPETITION `` THERE ARE THINGS I REGRET
` DISGUST `` I LET IT RUN, NOW IT'S RUNNING MY WAY
` ARGUMENTATIVE `` THERE'S A GIFT THAT YOU SENT, YOU SENT IT
` TOLERANCE `` NOT FORGIVEN, AND I NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP
` TENSION `` SO TAKE THIS NIGHT, WRAP IT AROUND ME LIKE A SHEET
` INDIFFERENCE `` I HOPE THAT I'LL BE GIVEN SOME PEACE

exes on the back of your hands

` TRUE LOVE `` THEN THERE SHE WAS IN PLATFORM DOUBLE SUEDE
` IN LOVE `` SEX AND CANDY, THIS SURELY IS A DREAM
` FINAL `` COME LET ME MAKE UP FOR THE THINGS YOU LACK
` EX-WIFE `` SHE WHISPERS MY NAME AS IF I KNOW HERE
` CURRENT WIFE `` IN MY CHAIR, WHO'S CASTING DEVIOUS STARES
` ENGAGED `` IN THE DARKEST ROOM, I WILL SLEEP ALONE
` FUTURE `` WE GO TO HER HOUSE, WE FLIP ON THE TELLY
` ON AND OFF `` THIS IS THE END OF MY DISENCHANTMENT NOW
` PARTED (GOOD TERMS) `` SOME DAY YOU'LL GET IT, REGRET IT
` PARTED (BAD TERMS) `` PLAY ME LIKE THAT, A MATTER OF FACT
` NEVER SHOULD HAVE `` SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME, TO TRUST ME
` PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP `` MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE
` PHYSICAL ATTRACTION `` RED AND PURPLE LIPSTICK
` SECRET `` I THINK IT'S SPECIAL WHAT'S BEHIND YOUR BACK
` IN DENIAL `` I WILL SLEEP ALONE, BECAUSE IT'S BETTER THAN YOU
` OBSESSED `` FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO ACCEPTS IT
` FASCINATED BY `` X'S ON THE BACK OF YOUR HANDS
` DANGEROUS `` THE FINGERS WITH THE BOTTLE IN THE PALM
` AFFAIR `` TONGUES ALWAYS PRESSED TO YOUR CHEEKS
` JEALOUSY `` IF HE'S GOT BEEF, TELL HIM I'M A VEGETARIAN
` FUCK BUDDIES `` WHO YOU ARE, JUST ANOTHER GIRL
` LUST `` DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
` MUTUAL CRUSH `` THE WRONG WAY OF A ONE WAY STREET
` ONE SIDED FEELINGS `` FOUND A PLACE WHERE I'LL KEEP YOU
` FLIRTING `` LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME, DON'T WASTE IT ON ME
` FLEETING GLANCES `` CAN ANYBODY SEE WHAT I SEE
` ONE NIGHT STAND `` YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU
` ENEMIES TURNED LOVERS `` HELP ME, I BROKE APART MY INSIDES

don't call me daughter

` MENTOR `` IN AN OTHERWISE EMPTY ROOM
` DAUGHTER `` MOTHER READS ALOUD, TRIES TO UNDERSTAND
` PARTNER `` INCREASINGLY OVERWHELMED BUT NOT DISCOURAGED
` CLIENT `` LEAVE THE INFIRMARY, FEELING WELL LACKING COURAGE
` BROTHER `` I'M A SLAVE TO THE WIRES, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
` SISTER `` I'M NOT SO PATIENT WHEN THEY STARE
` BUSINESS ASSOCIATE `` I'M NOT ALONE IN A WORLD FULL OF VAMPIRES
` OTHER (please specify) `` AND NOW THE ROCKETS FLY ABOVE

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this plot belongs to JOSIE and to josie alone. if you wish to borrow it, please
PM her or whatevs, and she'll hand over the codes. don't alter, change, or
claim as your own. or else. or she'll send her crow-bar wielding flying
monkeys after you. the song lyrics are from JACK'S MANNEQUIN,
PEARL JAM, BON JOVI, TICKLE ME PINK, 3oh!3, FOUR STAR MARY,
BLACK NIGHT, CAKE, JAMES TAYLOR, MORRISSEY, STARS, JUSTIN
TIMBERLAKE, ALEXZ JOHNSON, and NINE INCH NAILS. if you see
some more lyrics unaccounted for, please let me know. the colors are
courtesy of color blender.

JACK S. ANDERSON
thirty associate little boy

BEST FRIEND ...
CLOSE FRIEND...

YOU SAY," you're a dirty pirate hooker."
I SAY, "you got that right, mrs. garrison."

Please submit it in CODE.

DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND



GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES

ANNABELLE RUBY HATCHER
twenty-nine associate little girl

` CLOSE FRIEND `` FEELIN' LIKE MAYBE HE'LL SEE A LITTLE BETTER SET A DAYS
` TENSION `` SO TAKE THIS NIGHT, WRAP IT AROUND ME LIKE A SHEET
` MENTOR `` IN AN OTHERWISE EMPTY ROOM
` BUSINESS ASSOCIATE `` I'M NOT ALONE IN A WORLD FULL OF VAMPIRES
` RESPECT `` AND NOW THE ROCKETS FLY ABOVE
` ADMIRATION `` AND NOW THE ROCKETS FLY ABOVE

YOU SAY, "people are strange. that's one of the first lessons i learned in life. everyone is strange, you know? everyone has their oddities, and mr. hudson is no different than everyone else. he's a smart man, and i admire him for it. he's my boss, i kind of have to, right? ever since i came to new york, he's taught me every little thing i need to know. even the simple ones like which parts of town aren't great, where the best parking is, things like that. but more than anything, he's taught me to value my marriage. he's been through what, four wives? i mean good god. in spite of this fact, though, we've grown to be very good friends. it's odd, really. i never branded myself as someone who could be friends with my boss, but not only is mr. hudson my boss, he's someone i can trust. that means a lot to me in an employer, and i'm glad to have found it on my first job. at first, i honestly thought he was only being helpful to me because, well, i'm pretty. i'm not being conceited; it's just a fact. blonde hair, big boobs, my mother's model looks. but i'm happy married, and if he made any advances on me - which i hope to god he did not - i was oblivious to it. i normally am. again, it's strange that we're actually good friends. things have been...weird between us lately. it's like ever since i got pregnant i'm some sort of plague. strange, isn't it? this whole relationship is strange, actually. that doesn't mean it's bad, though. i trust, admire, and respect him as my mentor and my friend. i couldn't ask for more in my boss."
I SAY, "leave blank."

sorry the history sort of fails a little. D: it's like 1 a.m. here and i'm tired. xD