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 Top 30 Borat moments ever
MarshalDa Webmaster
Posted: Oct 2 2006, 09:33 PM


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From 4th October to the release of the film on 3rd November I will be putting my top 30 Borat moments on boratonline.co.uk.

If you would like to agree with my choices, or disagree. Or have a bit of Borat banter - please feel free to do so in this thread.

The film is going to be great - massive worldwide. But let's remember Borat's already great. Here are 30 reasons to prove this.


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Posted: Oct 3 2006, 04:24 AM


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Great idea. I wish you great success.


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Posted: Oct 3 2006, 11:51 AM


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This should be fun.


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Posted: Oct 3 2006, 12:35 PM


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the old stuff is definitely the best - webmaster i hope you have lots of it in!!!

top 30 will take too long, top 5 are

5. guide to hunting uk (there are no more bears in kazakhstan)
4. guide to sport uk (are gypsies welcome or should they stay away?)
3. guide to politics us (can i do sh8t in your house?)
2. guide to henley uk (you are man who goes with other man?)
1. guide to etiquette uk (my wife is dead, she dies in a field)

anyone agree?


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Posted: Oct 3 2006, 12:42 PM


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...i change my mind

some of the usa stuff was brilliant - top 10 with us items

10. singing national anthem
9. tishnek massacre - it was us who do the kill
8. throw the jew down the well
7. liquid explosion
6. everybody dance now
5....


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MarshalDa Webmaster
Posted: Oct 3 2006, 10:19 PM


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Looking back through my choices tonight I am wondering what people will think of them?

Please do not do an execute with me if you disagree.

Maybe I do a site vote from November and the fans can say what the order of the top 30 moments really are and I'll adjust them accordingly.

Sexy time!


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Any bets? I have a feeling we won't be seeing "Throw the Jew Down the Well" at #1, 'twould be too obvious. But then of course there's the double and quadrouple thinking. In fact you could change it to show me up to be the stupid twatt* that I am, but I doubt it would be remotely worth the air particles.

Are there really 30 clips? Whoa, in fact I'm sure there are older ones which I haven't seen.

*(who's responsible for that filter on the regular spelling of that word?)


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Posted: Oct 4 2006, 09:18 PM


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Throw the Jew down the well at number 1?

Surely not?

You'll have to wait and see.


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Posted: Oct 4 2006, 10:27 PM


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QUOTE (Da Webmaster @ Oct 4 2006, 09:18 PM)
Throw the Jew down the well at number 1?

It was ok...but not nearly close to the best...

For me...the whole men's club scene when he explains what a dirt is..and when he tries to show how to make one in the urinal !!!

Also...50 thousand tampons - no applikator

Also...In Kazakhstan, Babara, mean to eat...

Also...10 minute silence for respect

Also...why you smell so good?...its my skin..i have very delicate skin

Also...you make a time machine ?

Also...Man come in with bodyguard, and woman with a shaven pussy ?

Also...sorry to interrupt the politik, I must make shit your house immediately

Also...I have a putt...I have one..you want I try? I can do!...you want I try?

Also...last night, I had a sex ! With woman from Gambia...hand gestures !!!

Also...If you do not vote for him..breaks pencil...you will be sorry!

...Djenkuiy for the list ! smile.gif


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Posted: Oct 5 2006, 08:57 AM


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should be top 50 moments - i hadn't even thought of half of can of pepsi's comments!


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QUOTE (AC_ @ Oct 4 2006, 08:00 PM)
Any bets? I have a feeling we won't be seeing "Throw the Jew Down the Well" at #1, 'twould be too obvious. But then of course there's the double and quadrouple thinking. In fact you could change it to show me up to be the stupid twatt* that I am, but I doubt it would be remotely worth the air particles.

Are there really 30 clips? Whoa, in fact I'm sure there are older ones which I haven't seen.

*(who's responsible for that filter on the regular spelling of that word?)

OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! are filtered because... er... I've got no idea huh.gif


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mr head of security kenty i like you.

what are your faviourite moments?


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QUOTE (KeNtY @ Oct 5 2006, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (AC_ @ Oct 4 2006, 08:00 PM)
Any bets? I have a feeling we won't be seeing "Throw the Jew Down the Well" at #1, 'twould be too obvious. But then of course there's the double and quadrouple thinking. In fact you could change it to show me up to be the stupid twatt* that I am, but I doubt it would be remotely worth the air particles.

Are there really 30 clips? Whoa, in fact I'm sure there are older ones which I haven't seen.

*(who's responsible for that filter on the regular spelling of that word?)

OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! are filtered because... er... I've got no idea huh.gif

OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD!


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Posted: Oct 8 2006, 08:23 PM


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QUOTE (AC_ @ Oct 5 2006, 07:42 PM)
QUOTE (KeNtY @ Oct 5 2006, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE (AC_ @ Oct 4 2006, 08:00 PM)
Any bets? I have a feeling we won't be seeing "Throw the Jew Down the Well" at #1, 'twould be too obvious. But then of course there's the double and quadrouple thinking. In fact you could change it to show me up to be the stupid twatt* that I am, but I doubt it would be remotely worth the air particles.

Are there really 30 clips? Whoa, in fact I'm sure there are older ones which I haven't seen.

*(who's responsible for that filter on the regular spelling of that word?)

OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! are filtered because... er... I've got no idea huh.gif

OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD!

Fuck to you, you OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! I'll come over there and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! you, you stupid OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD!. Now lets here no more of this OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! crap or I'll OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! the lot of you OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD!












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The fact that OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! and OMFG BIG SWEAR WORD! are filtered is quite interesting.

Also, there's the Internet Explorer pwns Internet Explorer pwns Internet Explorer pwns Firefox & I like Uzbeks anus & I like Uzbeks anus & I like Uzbeks anus filtering..............(flamefox, if you just got that filter) and then there's Netscape is a Gypsy is a Gypsy is a Gypsy (without "is a gypsy")


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