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 The Borat Photoshop Challenge
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Posted: Aug 29 2004, 04:56 PM


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Has anyone got any talent using Photoshop or Paintshop Pro? To post on this thread you must include an image that you have *made* yourself which shows Borat in a funny situation. The best four or five images will be posted on the site properly at the end of the September.

Note: If you can't host an image you have done, then email me it webmaster@boratonline.co.uk and I'll stick it up here for you.

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Note: Comments without pictures will be left for a few hours then deleted to try and keep this a photo only thread.


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Dear Borat Online, PEPSIMAX!
I am a huge Borat fan and thought of changing the latest Harry Potter movie title to: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Kazakhstan" (jpeg included).

Let me know what you think and ... shhhh, don't tell anyone that I called Dr Liebed's horse "fat" or I will have to get glove out again, hi-five!!!

Cheers,

Chris.

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BORAT'S GUIDE TO HITCH HIKING AFTER CAUSING A MAJOR ACCIDENT


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Posted: Aug 30 2004, 06:33 PM


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This picture was on CNN a few months ago when Bush was in the South West Asian talks with a few of the key world leaders...President Pervez Musharraf from Pakistan, some chap from Kazakhstan, all the main players really.


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Jagshemash, here is a pic I snapped of the Erotic Museum sign in Amsterdam. Imagine my surprise when I got my photos back and lo and behold there was Borat striking the "Fonzie" pose. I assure you it is authentic and not faked. Can you still post it though? Peace in the Middle East, Ducky G.

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Yagshemash, I just saw this poster from Kazakhstan. It is about the movie that made Borat Sagdiyev a star. This movie made the biggest profit in Kazakhstan's cinema history - 526$. Premier Nazarbayev called this 'Our national pride'.

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Казакхстанский милиция и омон

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I found this on IMDB.com
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I read somewhere that you wanted some photoshop photos of Borat. Here's one for you. Hope you like it.
Jeff Berg


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New borat movie coming out this Christmas is Kazakhstan!
Movie quote:
"F*ck... to you!!"
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All from Jeff Berg



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Jagshemash. In Kazakhstan, retard are kept in room with no window and steel door to prevent crushings of small animal. In US and A, retard are released into wild to play many sport. I come to Special Olympic to find out more and have happy time laugh. Gencui.


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Borat in "Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2" knight2.gif


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