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the purple woogies - November 13, 2008 12:44 AM (GMT)
Product: HEIR Death Stars

after several years of extesive testing we are pleased to announce that Unibot's death stars are capable of everything that is mentioned in the item description.

here is the final results that we have acquired:

top speed: well over 5000m/s,

destructivity: we managed to completly destroy an asteroid about 80% the size of the moon.

Durability: with sheilds up it is nearly indestructable
with sheilds down it took several days to even make a dent in the armor.

stealth: admittedly the best stealth technology in the region, but we can still track the ENTIRE Unibotian space fleet while it is cloaked. unfortunately we cannot reveal our traking meathods due to security reasons.

Conclusion:

The HEIR death star is the ultimate battlestation, and i reccomend that every nation in the EID have at least 1 at thier disposal. though we did replace the "Turbo Nuclear Cores" with PW advanced H3 cores to give a boost to power output.

5/5 stars!

the purple woogies - November 13, 2008 10:03 PM (GMT)
Product: Forikorder's Bunnies

after searching through the junk bin i pulled out an old sack of bunnies that i purchased from Forikorder a while back, and i decided that i might as well wright a reveiw for it.
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Well the bunnies can be used for just about anything, from eating them as dinner to making the fire that you're cooking on. they can even be hurled at your opponents during times of war when your troops run out of ammo.

These cute little creatures are willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy.(ok that sounds kinda wrong).

overall this is a great DHARMA Day present and will bring joy to anyone you give it to.

6/5 Stars!!!

the purple woogies - November 14, 2008 09:03 PM (GMT)
Product:Stratigenia's Virtual Adspace

My opinion:

This product is possibly the WORST product in EID Market.
Strategenia's Virtual Adspace is a complete waste of marketspace, not only is it Illegal, it is WAY overpriced and it would clutter the Factbook entry.

I recommend that this product be brought off the market.


-5/5 stars

CAS - December 10, 2008 09:37 PM (GMT)
And I recommend that you go f#ck yourself with an iron bar bitch.




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