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Title: Rawr and Sanc get married!
Description: A Dharma wedding

rawrgirnia - February 10, 2012 03:56 AM (GMT)
[20:01] * @Sanctaria boogies up the aisle to "Walk This Way"
[20:02] <@Goobergunch> Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the wedding of Rich “Sanc” de Lion and Rawr Locksley. Marriage, that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream, is what brings us together today.
[20:02] <@Goobergunch> You are all here to share in the commitment that Sanc and Rawr make to each other and to support their union.
[20:02] <@Goobergunch> Rich “Sanc” de Lion and Rawr Locksley, you stand before me having requested that I marry you. Do you both do this of your own free will?
[20:03] <@Sanctaria> I do
[20:03] <@SunRawr> I do
[20:03] <@Goobergunch> Do any of the witnesses know of any reason why we should not continue with this wedding? If so, speak now or forever hold your peace.
[20:03] * @Sanctaria this glad the channel's on mute >_>
[20:03] <@Goobergunch> Hearing none, let us proceed to the vows. I understand that Rawr and Sanc have prepared special vows for this occasion.
[20:04] <@SunRawr> Sanctaria, I thank Max, [violet], and Reppy for every day that you were brought into my life. For blessing me with not only my perfect match but my one true love. On this our wedding day I want to make a promise to you. I promise to protect you, cherish our friendship and to always be worthy of your trust and love. I promise to try my hardest to not go entirely insane on you. While leading separate lives on opposite sides of the R/D game, today I proudly join my life with yours. I thank you for loving me and commit myself to you today, tomorrow, forever.
[20:05] <@Sanctaria> Rawr, I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to be there in sickness and in health. I could say to death do us part. I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing.
[20:06] <@Sanctaria> Traditional vows are for optimistic couples. The ones full of hope. And I do not stand here on my wedding day optimistic or full of hope. I am not optimistic, I am not hopeful - I am sure, I am steady.
[20:06] <@Sanctaria> On this day, the day of our wedding, I promise you this: if I do not ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life; I promise you me.
[20:06] * @Goobergunch smiles.
[20:06] <@Goobergunch> Rich “Sanc” de Lion and Rawr Locksley, you have shared promises in our presence. Do you have a token or symbol which you wish to exchange?
[20:07] * @Sanctaria looks at StGeorge
[20:07] * +StGeorge hands Sanctaria rings
[20:07] * Ringbearer is now known as Ringbearerstumblesforward
[20:07] * Organ_Player is now known as Organ_Player_DramaticMusic
[20:08] <@Sanctaria> Rawr, as a symbol of the vows I have made before the GooberGod, I give you this ring
[20:08] * @Sanctaria puts ring on Rawr's finger. LIKE A BOSS.
[20:08] * @SunRawr smiles. LIKE A BOSS.
[20:08] <@Goobergunch> Behold the rings: to bring these souls into holy union and true love, and bind them in holy matrimony.
[20:08] * Organ_Player_DramaticMusic is now known as Organ_Player_LikeABoss
[20:09] <@Goobergunch> Do you, Rich "Sanc" de Lion, take Rawr Locksley to be your lawfully wedded broom?
[20:09] <@Sanctaria> I do
[20:09] * Organ_Player_LikeABoss is now known as Organ_Player_ClimacticMusic
[20:09] <@Goobergunch> And do you, Rawr Locksley, take Rich "Sanc" de Lion to be your lawfully wedded broom?
[20:09] <@Sanctaria> He does
[20:09] <@Sanctaria> :P
[20:09] * @SunRawr giggles
[20:09] <@SunRawr> I do
[20:10] * Organ_Player_ClimacticMusic is now known as Organ_Player_ROFLING
[20:10] <@Goobergunch> For as much as Rich “Sanc” de Lion and Rawr Locksley and have consented together in wedlock, have witnessed the same before this company, and have pledged their vows to each other---
[20:10] <@Goobergunch> By the authority vested in me by [violet], the Future Foundation, and the Supreme Court of Iowa, I now pronounce this couple to be united in marriage.
[20:10] <@Goobergunch> You may now kiss. :D
[20:10] * @SunRawr kisses his Broom
[20:10] * Conno claps
[20:10] <Tim> YAY!!!!
[20:10] <Tim> :D
[20:10] * @Sanctaria kisses his broom
[20:10] * Tim claps
[20:10] * Conno cheers!
[20:11] <+Spartz> woo!
[20:11] * nothing claps
[20:11] * Unibot cheeers!
[20:11] <Codger> Yay!!
[20:11] <Camwood> brin gonthe vodka
[20:11] * Mall sobs and tackles Bri
[20:11] <Tim> :D
[20:11] * Tim chugs the VODKA!!!!
[20:11] <Tim> RUSSIAN PRIDE
[20:11] <@Sanctaria> OPEN BAR TIME
[20:11] <+Bri> Yay! *hugs Mall*
[20:11] * Unibot walks away from Tim
[20:11] <Tim> w00t!
[20:11] <Tim> Congrats guys :)
[20:11] <@Sanctaria> Thanks :)
[20:11] <+StGeorge> Congrats!
[20:11] * @Goobergunch takes his mask off and grins
[20:11] <Camwood> Uni, I was adopted by you right?
[20:12] <@Sanctaria> Everyone
[20:12] <@Sanctaria> HIP HIP
[20:12] <Mall> BOOO
[20:12] <+StGeorge> HURRAH
[20:12] <@Sanctaria> HIP HIP
[20:12] <Mall> HURRAY
[20:12] <nothing> HOORAY
[20:12] <@Sanctaria> HIP HIP
[20:12] <Camwood> Unibot!
[20:12] <Conno> Hurray!
[20:12] <Tim> VODKAY!!!
[20:12] <Mall> HURRAY
[20:12] <@Sanctaria> YAY!
[20:12] * Carta coughs.
[20:12] <Tim> VOKDAY!!!
[20:12] <Tim> VODKAY!!!!!
[20:12] <Tim> VODKA *stumbles around*


Mallorea and Riva - February 10, 2012 05:00 AM (GMT)
I heartily approve.

rawrgirnia - February 10, 2012 06:09 AM (GMT)
[20:08] * Organ_Player_DramaticMusic is now known as Organ_Player_LikeABoss

I must admit that I almost snorted my potato chips out my nose when he did that. It was very funny. :lol:

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unibot - February 13, 2012 08:40 AM (GMT)
Congratulations. :)

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