A Friendly Creature

Joe and his girl were loving to school when a hot dog suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The placid creature poked its head out and looked around clumsily. The fish killed at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a people trying to kill in someone's pocket before.

Whoa! Now that's what I call a funny story.


A Family Picnic.

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with kills, and blankets to scream on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the rabid plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your pie," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's red blood, which Jeff always kills to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting hundred and ninety-nine thousand eight hundred and ninety-eight million nine hundred and eighty-nine thousand and eighty-eight people that were killing on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.

Wow. Funny.


A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and wakes and in no time we were ready to kills. At the lake, we put everything into our bloody canoe, though I almost forgot my hot street, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited hardly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a fond feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I loved very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old cry that must have weighed thirteen pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!


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if you're a girl, title this " boyfriend application" and if you're a guy title it "girlfriend application". Repost this and see who's eligibe to be your special someone. Have fun!
Send it back if you think you could get the job...

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BASICS: back to them.
Name: Bekky Roman
Age: 14 (1/2)
Location: Rockford, in a house!
Height: 5'2
Hair (color and style): brown....long?
Eyes: two and they're green with yellow sunbursts
Piercings/tattoos: 4 piercings and temporary tattoos!

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? random places
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? Hellogoodbye, A.F.I., Audioslave
3. Do you drink/smoke?? never will
4. Do you like the rain? Love it to death!!!
5. If so...would you play in it with me? surely! dancing in the rain!
6. Do you like movies? very much so
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? sure, if they arent boring
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? I'm too lazy to write Probably not
9. Would you kiss my forhead? if u bend down to my height
10. Do you play an instrument? of course!
11. If so...what? my air guitar/drums/piano!
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? most times
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? lets go with 9
14. Favorite body part on a guy? eyes
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? ...my sunny disposition!
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? weird girl
17. Would you give me kisses just because? that's the point isn't it?


What Would You do if...
I cried: cry with you and hug you
I said I liked you: tell u i liked u back
I kissed you: laugh and kiss you back
I was hospitalized: cry and visit you
I ran away from home: look for you
We got in a fight: be the one to apologize
I got dumped: make you feel better
I pissed you off: stalk off angrily but then drop it

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: funny, charming
Eyes: pretty
Face: cutie!
Hair: blonde...noticable, i likes it
Clothes: whatever floats ur boat
Voice: reassuring and def. noticable
Humor: weird but okay
Choice of music: I'm too lazy to write Probably similar to mine
Manners: fine i suppose
Friends: the ones i kno? amazing! haha
Decisions: we all make mistakes



Would You...
Be my friend: already am
Tell me the truth no matter what: yeas, if u wanted it
Buy me a birthday gift: only if we were best friends
Lie to make me feel better: depends
Spread rumors about me: no, im not retarded
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: only if i could eat it with you
Keep a secret if I told you one: i promise!
Loan me some cash: not more than 5 bucks
Hold my hand: yes
Keep in touch: surely
Make me a snack: depends
Try and solve my problems: unfortunately
Love me: surely
Makeout with me: sure, if we were going out
Hold me in times of need: if u didnt mind
Ditch me: never!
Use me: no!
ask me out: surely if i liked you
Date me: surely, if i liked you
kiss with me whenever you had the chance: yeas
Hold me and make my problems go away: yes..didnt i already say that?!