Made in celebration of the brief respite I have from exams! And also because I'm gonna burst a vein if I see another trigonometric function. If making characters for the fun of it isn't allowed, go ahead and delete this. This character isn't entirely for fun, though, I actually do have something more...well, noteworthy in mind for him. I was truly inspired when I wrote this profile, I didn't even need to pause for thought!

Name: Lwyn Krystworth

Gender: Male

Class: Teenager

Race: Human

Age: 18 (Note that all video game characters are always around this age. And probably become the best swordsman in the world, save the world, or some similar deed before they're 20.)

Abilities: Bipedalism. Which is a pretty big deal, if you think about it.

Appearance: Spiky hair that's as long as his face, with eyes that are half that. Carries a sword twice his size without falling over. Oh, wait, this isn't a Final Fantasy character. Fine. Dresses in whatever comes up in his wardrobe cycle, instead of always wearing the same clothes as some people oddly seem to (hint: they all exist in anime, manga, and video games). Brown eyes with black hair. Yes, hair CAN be black, instead of purple, green, blue, grey (yes, at 18, people can somehow have a full head of grey hair), orange, vermilion, maroon, goldenrod...How do you even get black hair? Do you need hair samples of every hue to mix them all together in a grand feat of genetic engineering, then create a test-tube baby from there? BLACK hair? That's just weird.

Description: Quests for the Holy MacGuffin (Who here's played Kingdom of Loathing? www.kingdomofloathing.com - give it a go!). Also trains for the day of the final battle of epic proportions with the ultimate weapon in the history of mankind - see below.

Weapons: A pen. Which is mightier than any sword. Even Excalibur. Which makes you wonder why people went to all the trouble of yanking the thing from a rock (wherever they even found it and lugged it all the way to a castle from) when you can buy pens at any good bookstore. And doubtlessly use it to conquer the whole of Europe for England. 'Stand down, Mordred, else Excali-pen shall stain your clothes with black ink!'

Animals: The rest of his class. Oh, wait, wrong kind of animals. Technically. (Kidding, they're all great people. And by 'great people', I mean 'dangerously prone to mobbing people for insulting them'. Well, it's a possible meaning.)

Any possessions at all: Textbooks. Coal. Lighter fluid. Gas Lighter. Calendar marking down the days to November.