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messyhead	Posted: Sep 16 2007, 11:53 AM
Bionic Operative Group: Members Posts: 202 Member No.: 14 Joined: 14-June 07	I know this is an old topic, but I do have a question related to it. You once took a vacation in Baja where you spent time at an archeological dig (I'm attaching some of your vacation photos). I hope you enjoyed your vacation, even though it was interupted by Victoria Webster, who was somewhat of a Peeping Blonde. Have you been able to go on any other vacations or digs? And do you always dress so formally while digging through dirt? [/QUOTE] And by the way, did you also know that any actual archeologist would want to have you put in jail for your digging "techniques"? I hate to say it, Mr Goldman, sir, but you are a terrible hack! Archeologists usually wear khaki. Not pink.

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Sep 21 2007, 03:16 AM

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QUOTE (Elzorro @ Sep 16 2007, 04:43 AM)

QUOTE (Oscar Goldman @ Sep 16 2007, 03:49 AM)

QUOTE (Elzorro @ Sep 15 2007, 10:05 PM)

Dear Mr Goldman,

What are the necessary qualities to become an agent of the OSI ? It has always been my dream to work for such a man as yourself, making pass the duty before the daylife, it is so much passionating !

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12 weeks of Military boot camp
4 months of special training
A masters degree in Science

Wow, that sounds great, but for you Mr Goldman, how many masters degrees and others things you got to have to reach the high spheres to be in relation with the White House, the Prime minister, politicians and all the hard work you do in your spacious office to permit the OSI to crease ?

The minimal requirements is one for science. However, the more the better including political science.

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Sep 21 2007, 03:19 AM

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QUOTE (messyhead @ Sep 16 2007, 11:53 AM)

You once took a vacation in Baja where you spent time at an archeological dig (I'm attaching some of your vacation photos). I hope you enjoyed your vacation, even though it was interupted by Victoria Webster, who was somewhat of a Peeping Blonde.
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That annoying backstabbing blonde is the reason why I do not go on vacations anymore.

messyhead	Posted: Sep 21 2007, 09:10 AM
Bionic Operative Group: Members Posts: 202 Member No.: 14 Joined: 14-June 07	I happen to agree with you about that blonde, Mr. Goldman. Tell me, what do you eat for breakfast?

Elzorro

Posted: Sep 22 2007, 04:49 AM

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QUOTE (Jaime Sommers @ Aug 14 2007, 03:08 PM)

He just wants you to think he spends all his time working.

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Mr Goldman, you have a superb tan, I envy you but is it not a little dangerous with time to be under the sun, you might have a skin cancer or skin problems, what does Dr Rudy Wells advise you ?

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"What's so special about sunrises, they all seem the same, then one morning, they're fresher, skies pinker, you get all warm inside because of it" (Richard Anderson in Wanted Dead or Alive )

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Sep 23 2007, 12:25 AM

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QUOTE (messyhead @ Sep 21 2007, 09:10 AM)

Mr. Goldman. Tell me, what do you eat for breakfast?

Every morning for breakfast, I enjoy wheat toast, an 8 ounce glass of orange juice and 2 cups of scalding hot coffee.

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Sep 23 2007, 12:28 AM

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QUOTE (Elzorro @ Sep 22 2007, 04:49 AM)

Mr Goldman, you have a superb tan, I envy you but is it not a little dangerous with time to be under the sun, you might have a skin cancer or skin problems, what does Dr Rudy Wells advise you ?

Dr. Wells has recently constructed a unique tanning bed that I keep in my office. It has low risk of any forms of skin cancer.

messyhead	Posted: Oct 1 2007, 12:49 AM
Bionic Operative Group: Members Posts: 202 Member No.: 14 Joined: 14-June 07	Mr. Goldman, what was the worst, scariest crisis you had to deal with? And what do you do to deal with the stress?

Tigerlily	Posted: Oct 11 2007, 08:55 AM
Bionic Operative Group: Members Posts: 212 Member No.: 17 Joined: 7-July 07	Hey, Oscar, have you by any chance, seen this new tv show "Bionic Woman?"

messyhead	Posted: Oct 11 2007, 09:02 PM
Bionic Operative Group: Members Posts: 202 Member No.: 14 Joined: 14-June 07	Mr Goldman, I sure hope you keep on top of your paperwork better than you keep on top of this forum. Yes, I know that's not a question. It's an ADMONISHMENT.

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Oct 11 2007, 10:33 PM

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QUOTE (messyhead @ Oct 1 2007, 12:49 AM)

Mr. Goldman, what was the worst, scariest crisis you had to deal with? And what do you do to deal with the stress?

I can't decide between the Doctor Cooper's Doomsday crisis or being held hostage by the senior Doctor Franklin and his creepy fembots.

We nearly bought the farm during both crises.

Oscar Goldman

Posted: Oct 11 2007, 10:40 PM

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QUOTE (Tigerlily @ Oct 11 2007, 08:55 AM)

Hey, Oscar,

That's Mr. Goldman or Mr. Oscar Goldman, thank you.

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have you by any chance, seen this new tv show "Bionic Woman?"

I'm sorry but I never have anytime to watch any television except for FOX News Channel once in a while.

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