| Information |
| Home Page |
http://splatterhouse.kontek.net |
| Birthday |
29 November 1974 |
| Location |
Could be anywhere... |
| Interests |
Obtaining rare antiquities, fighting Nazis and Thuggees, and romancing beautiful women, even ones that scream all the damn time. In my spare time, I also smuggle spice for fat sluglike crime lords in my badass illegally modified Corellian freighter and hang out with a walking carpet when not banging Darth Vader's daughter. And if that wasn't enough, I also own a flux capacitor-equipped DeLorean, I have a chainsaw where my right hand used to be (and a double-barrelled boomstick strapped to my back), and if I have time I do a scathing stand-up routine about drugs, meat, smoking, death, alcohol and coffee. Anything else you want to know about me? TOO BAD! |
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