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 ovenmittlobsterhead
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Posted: Jan 1 2012, 03:59 PM


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Every so often, I'll toss out something about "ovenmittlobsterhead." What is an ovenmittlobsterhead? Who is ovenmittlobsterhead? What the heck is that all about?

It's pretty much an in-joke between me and myself these days. The group of people that I hung out with when the whole ovenmittlobsterhead thing started I haven't seen in years.

This whole thing started when I was at work at the Olive Garden, back in '94. One of the guys I knew, who was a total metalhead - one of those I-despise-every-type-of-music-except-TRUE-metal types - was one day commenting on what he considered to be the stupidity of most alternative band names. A couple he brought up were Stone Temple Pilots and Pearl Jam. At one point, he said something like "I can come up with a name for a shitty alternative band, easy." He pointed at the oven mitt on his hand and said "oven mitt", looked around and saw a lobster that was being prepped, then said "lobster head. That's retarded enough to be a name for an alternative band."

At that point, most of us were laughing. Slow night. But the name stuck with me over the years, long after I stopped hanging out with those guys, and I eventually shortened it to ovenmittlobsterhead. It's became my default "fake band name," and I've even suggested it to several people looking for names for their bands. To date, it's been turned down every time.
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Robocop2
Posted: Jan 4 2012, 04:16 PM


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One time a freind of mine came up with the name "slut banging lobster boys" in a somewhat similar fashion for what that's worth
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Dire 51
Posted: Jan 5 2012, 07:15 PM


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Seriously? Heh. I mean, I knew we weren't the only ones, but this is the first I've ever heard of anyone else actually doing that.
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Robocop2
Posted: Jan 6 2012, 10:58 PM


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We're all a little mad here....
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