Meta Phone, 040 07700 900164

Johnathon Donald Tyler


(040)07700.900164

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V O I C E M A I L . . M E S S A G E
” Allo there. Sorry, phone's muted so
leave a message. If it's important you
can hit star pound seven to override it.
BUT...
If you do that and it's not important...
I WILL find a way to get even...
You know I will.”



S P E E D . . D I A L

(1) Rose (2) Jackie (3) Peter

(4) Jack (5) _____ (6) _____

(7) _____ (8) _____ (9) Doctor

(0) Voicemail



R I N G T O N E S

( ROSE )
Kiss from a Rose
Seal

( JACKIE )
Omen
Orbital

( PETER )
Blood is Thicker
Orbital

( JACK )
Jumpin Jack Flash
The Rolling Stones

( THETA )
Telephone Ring

( UNKNOWN CALLER )
Unnatural Selection
Muse

( TEXT MESSAGE )
Mad World
Tears for Fears

CAMERA SNAP

N O T E :
Oh my god, we have a daughter! Rather, we will have a daughter in the future. Took this snap of her while she wasn't looking. Her name is Pasiphea, and she was here completely by accident. She's her own predestination paradox in that I've been so flustered and flummoxed in wanting to ask Rose to marry me, that I was withdrawing from everything.

All that's changed now!

She's as beautiful as her mother, thank God.
I look like a crested turkey scarecrow most of the time.

Rose did not take this well at all. I was such an idiot that I blundered in worse than a cricket bat and really upset Rose. I need to remember to get something really nice for her. Flowers and chocolate are one thing, but... Hmmm... whatabout the ring? I've had it for weeks now. I'll think of something.

For me though, this is the validation I so desperately craved. Everything's changed now, and I love it! Just don't screw it up you big wanker.



As a side note, I really need to upgrade this mobile.
The camera is total rubbish.


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