Triple X Wrestling - SUMMERFEST!, Coventry - Sunday 4th October

[Danté C. Vandal]

Combining my love of celebrity fuck ups and topical in-jokes along with a healthy dose of quirkyness, allow me to present to you...



Huzzah!

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As announced at AMERICAN WRESTLING LIVE!!! the final of the number one contender tournament has been decided... and it comes down to two products of the legendary Hammerlock wrestling school. Triple X Wrestling long-time favourite Devilman scored an impressive win over Dave Moralez and now has a chance to go for the gold - all he has to do is win one more match first... oh wait a minute... after taking out his top student Zack Sabre Jr to make it to the final, 'The Bad Boy of British Wrestling' Jon Ryan will be the man to try and stop Devilman's quest. And noone can put any championship out of Ryan's reach...

NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCH




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So how about two foul mouthed hot chicks that hate each other having a scrap with no rules and falls counting anywhere in the building? Anyone for that? I could go for some of that!

For those that missed the last couple of shows there is a hell of a feud developing between Jetta and Nikki Storm. So much bad blood that Nikki actually fought the last match with what was later revealed to be two broken bones in her hand. So with all this hate it's damn about time we let them go at it.




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The Triple X Wrestling Champion Adam Shame had a plan when he chose his own opponent at the last show. Unfortunately for him, Falcon wasn't playing ball and took this golden opportunity and gave his all to winning the title. But Shame had a plan B in the form of Britain's Most Wanted. Well we feel that Falcon deserves the chance to even the score so we gave him two partners for a six-man main event that will Triple your X...




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Falcon, Jimmy Havoc and Zack Sabre Jr vs Adam Shame © and Britain's Most Wanted - Six-Man Main Event
Jetta vs Nikki Storm - Falls Count Anywhere
Jon Ryan vs Devilman - Number One Contender Match

Lots more to come!!!

Triple X Wrestling SummerFest
Jolly Beggar,
Coventry,
Cv1 2JZ
Sunday 4th October
Doors at 5:30 - Show time at 6:30
£6 on the door.

Show may not actually take place in summer.

This post has been edited by Danté C. Vandal on Sep 7 2009, 03:41 AM

[Danté C. Vandal]

And now for some frantic re-booking...


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Crowd favourite Devilman has one step to go to get a match with champion Adam Shame - a number on contender scrap with popular hardnut Jon Ryan... Unfortunately Mr Ryan is no longer available for October 4th due to personal commitments and if you fancy telling Jon Ryan where to be and when then be my guest... Fortunately we have found and signed a man well worthy of giving Devilman something more than a warmup match...


[center]RANDOM CHALLENGE MATCH!!![/center]

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So how about two foul mouthed hot chicks that hate each other having a scrap with no rules and falls counting anywhere in the building? Anyone for that? I could go for some of that!

For those that missed the last couple of shows there is a hell of a feud developing between Jetta and Nikki Storm. So much bad blood that Nikki actually fought the last match with what was later revealed to be two broken bones in her hand. So with all this hate it's ###### about time we let them go at it.


[center]FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!!

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The Triple X Wrestling Champion Adam Shame had a plan when he chose his own opponent at the last show. Unfortunately for him, Falcon wasn't playing ball and took this golden opportunity and gave his all to winning the title. But Shame had a plan B in the form of Britain's Most Wanted. Well we feel that Falcon deserves the chance to even the score so we gave him two partners for a six-man main event that will Triple your X...


[center]SIX MAN MAIN EVENT!!!




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Another random match! A return for an old favourite! With his father lost in time somewhere, CK Light has been forced to go solo... But theory is that his time travelling pops has done something to alter future events because his son is now a preachy vegan ######. His comeback might end up being less than a welcome return as he goes up against a debuting star - but certainly no stranger to people on this forum - who is sure to be looking to make an impression...


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With the careers of both Majik and Conscience coming to an end in a shock result at The Gathering this past weekend Triple X Wrestling is left with a void. We will now attempt to plug that void with skinny boys~~!

From the very beginning Triple X Wrestling has been a place for unknown talent to be seen and discovered. Now with some space on the roster we are giving a fantastic opportunity to a small number of young wrestlers from around the UK. The match will be feature six young men. Tag rules will apply. If a man leaves the ring under any circumstances the first wrestler to replace them becomes the legal man. The first person to score a pinfall or submission will win a "contract" to compete for Triple X Wrestling. We even gave it a funny in-jokey name complete with snazzy image!!!


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And for the losers...


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Also in action!!!

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Falcon, Marty Scurll and Zack Sabre Jr vs Adam Shame © and Britain's Most Wanted - Six-Man Main Event
Jetta vs Nikki Storm - Falls Count Anywhere
Stixx vs Devilman - Random Challenge Match
CK Light vs Paul Malen
Skinny Boy Much Training Necessary s***! Match
eXodus!!!


Lots more to come!!!

Triple X Wrestling SUMMERFEST!
The Jolly Beggar Club,
Coventry,
CV1 3JZ
Sunday 4th October
Doors at 5:30 - Show time at 6:30
£6 on the door.

Show may not actually take place in summer.

[Danté C. Vandal]

RESULTS!

Show opens with an angle revealing that Conscience is now 51% owner of TXW after winning the controling shares of the company in a game of Guitar Hero. Con makes some changes, such as placing former owner Quentin Hyde-Styles back on the active roster, and forcing him to team with his nephew 'Golden Boy' Terry Seddon and firing Ian the Ref and booking him in a match against resident TXW midcarder murder eXodus. Blokbusta then interupts Conscience to announce that Mike Amadle was the best GM of all time, before appologising for having to sell his 'Real World's Championship' Belt on eBay, but promises he will win it back. As punishment Con tells him that the title will now be defended 24/7. On with the show!

Paul Malen beat 'Straight Veg Superstar' CK Light with a Rock Bottom

Omen, Kid Glory, Lightning Kid, Tiger Kid, Helix and Tucker Starr all fought to a draw. Fan voted for Tucker to win the TXW contract. eXodus, who was the guest time keeper then destroyed all of them.

Twizted Toybox ('The Twisted Angel' Edgar Stryfe & Fanboy) beat 'The It Boy' Quentin Hyde Styles & 'Golden Boy' Terry Seddon.

Devilman beat Stixx with a nasty head drop.

The second half begins with eXodus beating Ian the former ref with the F6. Afterwards eXodus hit and inverted swanton that fans have dubbed 'That flippy thing'.

Nikki Storm beat Jetta in the Bangkok Brawl, pinning her on the outside by holding her down with a table. Jetta chased her out with a kendo stick after.

LDRS music hits but it transpires that they havn't made it back from a pervious booking yet. Falcon started 3 on 1 vs the Tartan Army, but Zack Sabre Jr and Marty Scurll arrived a couple of minutes later through the front door to make the advertised main event as scheduled.

Tartan Army (TXW Heavyweight Champion Adam Shame, NWA Scottish Heavyweight Champion 'The Butcher' Scott Renwick & SWA Laird Of The Ring Damian O'Conor) beat LDRS of The New School (Zack Sabre Jr. & Marty Scurll) & Falcon when Shame pinned Marty with the Shame Over.

After the show was over Blokbusta was trying to force autographs on fans when CK Light cashed in a random briefcase he found somewhere for a shot at Blokbusta's 'Real World's Championship'. He hit the Go2Sleep and won the title.