One day a duck walked into the bar and asked the bartender if he had any grapes. The bartender replied that he did not. The very next day the duck walked into the bar and asked the same bartender if he had any grapes. Well, unfortunately, this particular bartender had a very explosive temper, so this time he replied "No you stupid duck, we don't have any grapes!" Well, the next day the duck walked into the bar and again asked the bartender if he had any grapes. This time the bartender was furious, and replied "I told you that we don't have any grapes, and if you come in here again and ask about grapes then I'll nail your feet to the floor." Well, as usual, the duck walked into the bar the very next day, but this time asked the bartender if he had any nails. The bartender replied that he did not, so the duck said "Well then, do you have any grapes?"
lol smartass duck excuse my language :P
