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[Chastity]

Hi, I’m Therese Chastity. I have been a fan of V:tM since I got the computer game “Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines,” when it first came out back in 2004. I was always playing the Malkavian (that hot woman in the cheerleading outfit :wub:), and oddly enough, it was the only one I rightly understood. :wha?:

After I completed the game (twice), I started researching white wolf publications, such as the world of darkness but mainly focused on V:tM related info. I found myself obsessing over it, as I tend to do, and though I wanted the book badly enough I was, and am still, broke.

I’m going into tenth grade.

I can be very deep at times, and sometimes the words that come out of my mouth are complete and utter bullshit crap. And I tend to talk really fast, like I’m on speed or something, does speed make you talk fast? I’ve never tried that drug… anyway, I tend to ramble as well, as you can probably tell <-- I hate rhyming *glares at rhyming crossed out word* .

Other then that, hmm, let’s see… I like the Sims game; I’m a big fan of the Angel series, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY.

…I hate my life.

<-- LOOK! A Canadian!

I love South Park as well, and Dane Cook, and Carlos Mencia, and a lot of Comedy Central in general. :hehe:

I know what your wondering: how is it she got over the hatred of her life? Well, you may not be wondering this, and it's a lie to say I KNOW what your wondering for I'm not a mind reader, nor an egotistical maniac who assumes I know what your thinking because I’m a superior being… SEE! I told you, ramblings.

Now what was I going on about, hmm? Ah yes, how I got over my hatred of life. Well, this is rather simple, I spend so much time with rants and rambles and explaining mjy rants and rambles I completely lose track of my emotions and the sloth in me deters me from picking right back up from where I left off.

Let me just say this once, I AM NOT LITERALLY A SLOTH. (I'm secretly a dancing smilie ) If I were a sloth, I would be pink, because I just think it’d be awesome to be a pink sloth, not that I’d want to be a sloth, but if I was already a sloth, I’d want to be pink, comprende?

You might be thinking (ha! See, I said might instead of you are, SEE! Not an egotistical maniac that you thought I was… forgive me if you don’t see the irony in that statement) that a psychopath has just wielded there way onto your sight, or that I’m just a little off my rocker, well, technically off my swervy chair, no, not swervy, that’s not even a word, roll-y, nope. Anyway, I’m not on a rocker and that is the point.

IRONY! (Chastity will not be a virgin, buhahaha…) I love irony, it makes me giggle, and drama, I love that too. And chaos, irony, drama, a killer combination if I do say so myself, (which I do).

That… is me.

{Actually: <-- This is me, but shh! Remember, it's a secret)

This post has been edited by Angelic on Jan 24 2007, 01:16 AM

[Angelic]

Teehee! I love the irony in the name! I've got it too! Angelic, a vampire? What'chyuu say!? Yeah. So, my co-admin and I have discussed you over IM and bagels. Except I'm the one eating a bagel, not her. Mmm, bagel. And we've decided we like you. So, you're definitely included in our world of VTM. The OOC part of it, at least. We want more members like you. Well.. Not exactly like you. We don't want little Chasity's running around. That would be too... repetitive. I only want one of you. But you get my point.

Anyshit. Whoa, I think my neighbor has the same Krispy Kreme shirt aS ME. Whoops, caps. And that's irrelevant. Make your charry appy and then once we approve it, you can start RPing. We've been getting bored just working on this site so we've started a thread of our own. If you'd like to compose a little plot with one of us, PM us. We bite.

Welllll, welcome to VM, and I hope you enjoy your stay! We've left a complimentary corpse on your pillow. Breakfast is served just after sunset and the menu is left on your bedside table. Some of our specialties include Virgin a La Mode, Priest Chops, and Fruit of the Loins. If you need anything else, just PM the front desk, :cough:Adela and I:cough: and we'll be sure to assist you right away!