Talk Show 1Ok, guys. Y'know our skits in Creative Writing? Lord Blank, Flame, the dragon, and Freeze are characters. Note: SBM is male!!!! (He's kind of my male counterpart...)
SBM: Hello and welcome to SBM's talk show! Long time no see peoples! Today we'll interview Lime, Flame, Freeze, Lord Blank, and the
dragon.
Dragon: DIE INTERVIEWER!!! YAHHHHH!!!!!!
SBM: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SECURITY!!!! * hide under desk *
* musclemen in pink shirts saying SEKURITEE hold back dragon*
SBM: Lime, do u really hav a crush on the dragon?
Lime: What the f***, you ***hole of an interviewer?!?! DIE YOU ****ing DRAGON!!!!!
SBM: Lord Blank, Flame, and Freeze are you really Lifehouse in disguise?
Lime: REALLY?!?! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!
Lord Blank: No, we're Good Charlotte!
* Lime screams *
* Lord Blank shoves Good Charlotte + Lifehouse CD's in Lime's arms*
Lord Blank: Merry Very Late Christmas, Lime!
Lime: OMG!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! ...if it weren't for that dumb dragon...
SBM: Lime, did you know Lord Blank is gay?
Lime: WTF?!?!
Lord Blank: LIAR!!! I HAVE KIDS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
SBM: Oh oops... then did you know he dresses up as a chicken every time he rehearses for Good Charlotte?
Lord Blank: It's the latest fashion!
Freeze and Flame: but WE dress up as hamburgers!
Audience : They are retards!!! Let's throw tomatoes at them! *throws tomatoes *
SBM: And that is all today! Come back for another great episode in the "Lime series"
* Audience throws more tomatoes *
SBM: Yes, next time we will also be interviewing Lime!
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