Frogs Legs, Toad's Wild Ride

[BioHazardEX]

"MommmyyyyYY!" A little girl cried as she was flung down an aile in a shopping card, crashing into a stand of ceral boxes, spilling them out across the grounds. Toad sat around at the other end of the hall, scarfing down Little Debbie cakes, sitting on a table, laughing at the little girl's misfortune. Toad called downed and gave a big smile, still chuckling on the inside, looking for his next victim. On the inside he hummed; 'We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control....'

[Rip]

Rip was at the same store, stocking up on sweets and pop to store in her room. Suddenly, a young girl's cry caught her attention. She relaxed herself, and for a split second, her 360 sight kicked in, and she glanced around, watching as the cart went spinning, th edges of her vision blurred. Then it was gone, and her normal vision was back. She adjusted her sun glasses as she left her cart and started running towards where the girl was at.

As she spun around an aisle, she turned to see a toad-like boy downing Little Debbies, and cereal scatted at the other end, the girl in the cart crying, her mom coming over and lifting her out. Other customers where running around slightly, trying to figure out what was going on. Somehow, Rip couldn't help but grin at the funny sight.

Looking back to the boy, she yelled; "Your that Toad kid aren't you? I've heard about you, part of the Brotherhood, huh?" she said casually.

[BioHazardEX]

Toad looked to her, perking an eyebrow. He looked her over a bit before speaking, not showing much interest in her with his tone. His eyes were sharp though, taken a back as he spoke. "Yeah, I'm him. Who wants to know?"

[Rip]

She shrugged slightly, crossing her arms.

"Maybe me. But most likely that little girl you about gave a heart attack. And her mom for that matter."

[BioHazardEX]

"Bah, they'll be fine. Now the mom's gonna be so worried about keeping the girl happy, she'll buy a new toy for her and that'll shut the kid up. See? It works out for everyone in the end. I get a laugh, the girl gets a toy, the mom gets a happy kid, and the store sells one more item. One big circle of laugh." He paused. "Not the messy kind, the metaphorical kind."