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° GOOD EVENING , ladies & gentle-men;
sebastian cade whynter is tonight's entertainment .



H e's just a boy who didn't sign up for this.

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" well , HELLO , beautiful !

final • i get the feeling that you and i are destined to do this forever .
current • you see, i'm a guy of simple taste .
on and off • in their last moments , people show you who they really are .
fling • there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have try-outs .
lust • this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object .
sexual tension • all it needs is a little push .
crushin' on you • i just wanted to see her smile again, to let her know that I didn't care about the scars .
crushin' on me • ooh, you wanna play ? come on . come on .
crush mutual • see, to them you're just a freak... like me !
enemies w/ benefits • i don't want to kill you. what would I do without you ?
friends w/ benefits • do i really look like a guy with a plan ?
kiss & keep quiet • you've changed things- forever .
future • there's no going back .
past • let's wind the clock back a year .

" wanna know how I got these scars ?

hatred • when the chips are down, these, uh- civilized people, they'll eat each other .
one-sided dislike • i mean, what happened ?did your balls drop off, hm ?
mutual dislike • it's simple, we uh…kill the batman .
rivalry • ah-ah . let's not blow this out of proportion .
friendly rivalry • this town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to 'em .
scared of • you were a schemer . you had plans . and uhh- look where that got ya .
envy you • you really are incorruptible , aren't you ?
envy me • i just did what i do best . i took your little plan and i turned it on itself .
annoyance • and i won't kill you because you're just too much fun .
revenge • if coleman reese isn't dead in the next sixty minutes, i'm going to blow up a hospital .

" you choose between one life or the other .

just like family • mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that .
best friends • you complete me .
partners in crime • you know, madness is a lot like gravity .
inseperable • did you think I would risk the battle for the soul of gotham in a fist fight with you ?!
average friends • oh , everyday he doesn't , people will die . starting tonight. i'm a man of my word .
confidant • well, depending on the time, he could be in one place, or several .
by association • ah , the "good cop , bad cop" routine ?
secret-keeper • ya look nervous . is it my scars ? you wanna know how I got 'em ?
false friend • let's put a smile on that face !
new friend • i believe... whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger .
acquaintances • no, no, no, no . i kill the bus driver .

" see , their morals , their code: it's a bad joke .

hero • they need you right now . when they don't- they'll cast you out . like a leper .
respect you • you have all these rules , and you think they'll save you .
respect me • no . you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them .
respect mutual • tell your men they work for me now . this is my city .
mixed feelings • a little fight in ya . i like that .
family • my father was...a drinker, and a fiend .
never met • do you know where harvey is? do you know who he is ?
+ influence • why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously ?
- influence • look at what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets .
forbidden • upset the established order, then everything becomes... chaos .
other [specify] • why so serious ?

! it's a funny world we live in ,
this plot was brought to you by the letter sheenaRIFFIC @ CAUTION! sheena slaved over this stupid plot for about three hours, and so, if things are stolen, by all means, prepare to be chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to a poodle. you may edit the plot to your characteur's likeness, but really- do anything else, and that's it. I'm serious. you're totally done for. so don't mess with me. or she WILL find you.