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... a rehabilitation center for the elite. Hey, even rich people have issues.
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Welcome to Lakeside Valley, a unique facility to help men, women, and children achieve and maintain a positive, healthy lifestyle.
Located on the beautiful Lake Belle and 25 acres of secluded forestland of Antebelle, Washington, Lakeside Valley provides treatment and counseling for alcohol, drug and chemical abuse, and emotional disorders. Possessing an experienced medical, condition, and counseling staff, and world-class facilities, Lakeside Valley is the premiere center for rehabilitation and recovery. Residents are assured the ultimate in privacy in the splendor of Washington’s beautiful setting, and have countless activities to pass the days of treatment in comfort and enjoyment. There is no place quite like Lakeside Valley, so if you are in need of treatment, please join us today. You put down the pamphlet you have just received, disgusted and horrified. You -- in rehab? Face it – despite the fact that you’re a legacy child, born with a silver jewel-encrusted spoon in your mouth, you’ve made a mistake. You did drugs, you got caught, and – sin of all sins – you embarrassed the family. Now you have to face the consequences. But don’t worry! Your need for the best of everything is not just limited to mansions, clothes, and cars – that expensive taste also applies to drug treatment, and Lakeside Valley happens to be the rehab-equivalent of a Mercedes-Benz. So pack your bags; you leave your Park Avenue penthouse via private jet in an hour!
But maybe you’re not a coke-addicted heir; maybe you just have issues. An eating disorder, perhaps? It would explain that diminutive double-zero pants size. Or maybe you can’t concentrate on anything for more than ten seconds. Or maybe you can’t stop counting the cracks on the sidewalks. Or maybe you punch anyone who looks at you funny. Or maybe you don’t have a problem at all – maybe you’re a good person, just made some bad choices. Maybe your parents got sick and tired of you dressing in girl pants and crying yourself to sleep. Or maybe... you’re just there to see all the shit that goes down between the poster-boy underwear models and flaky drug-addled heiresses.
Whatever your problem is, you’ll be sure to find a cure after just one summer term in the legendary Lakeside Valley Rehabilitation and Counseling Center. And by cure, we mean excitement. After all, rehab isn't so different from high school, college, or the real world: the people are just more fun.
See you at the lakeside!
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