Oh my god. Juth look at thith guild. Stho many available men. I have justh got to get my handsth on sthome.

Name: Mithsthuthan (duh!)
Height: Justh Right
Weight: A Lady Never Tellsth
Hair Color: Long and blonde, of coursthe
Eye Color: Blue, another, "Duh!"
Likes: Big sthwordsth. Long polearms. Bubble bathsth. Long raidsth. The way murlocth gurgle when they die.
Dislikes: Shieldsth. Girlsth. Short raidsth. Mulorcth when they are alive. Naked elvesth who think they look better than me.
Looking for: A nisthe sthrong man. With a loth of Sthamina. Preferably one who ustheth a sthword or a polearm- thosthe thingsth are justh the greatesth. (I have a big two-hander mysthelf.) Sthomeone who would like to take a nisthe, long walk on the beach killing murlocsth along the way.

Are you the man Mithsthuthan is looking for? If so - give her a reply

~~Mithsthuthan~~

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