Sek and Azula's Shoes

And here is a story Zoo told one story night that Lil saved and sent to me... ^-^

Once upon a time, there was a man who lived in a tape recorder.

He loved corn so much, he had a portrait of a can of peas on the front door. This man's name was Sek. Sek, the man who ate bill boards.

Now, Sek was an adventurous man. Of course he was adventourous, he ate bill boards!

But he also liked to do Daring things. Once he was feeling so brave, he tried to open a can of cambell's soup...without the can opener!

Sek one day walked out the front door (after admiring the portrait of the can of peas) and screamed "MONKEY!" He took a banana and started power-walking. And while he was power-walking...he found...it.

It was a perfectly good piece of gum! And there it was... wasting away! Now Sek was a man with big brains. So he stopped at the sight of the gum and he pondered.

He pondered.

He pondered.

He thought about pencils. And he pondered.

After about ten minutes of heavy-duty pondering, Sek decided to pick up the unchewed gum, And do you know what he found under that gum?

He found... A DANCE PARTY! (with some gum.) And EVERYONE was there! Yes. There was corn there. And lots of peppermints. And orange milk. So Sek partied at the dance party, drinking and eating corn and peppermints. He even dunked his peppermints in his milk! And he kissed 5 girls at the party. But, while he was partying...

The Lights Turned OFF. Everyone started panicking.

There was a scream... and the lights didn't turn back on.

Something was wrong.

So Sek found his way around using the powers of MAGIC ERASERS!

With the power of the erasers (and some chewing gum), he managed to figure out the Arihc was missing from the party.

So he realized Arihc was erased by the eraser.

Then he realized the REAL problem. Someone had stolen... Azula's shoes! Sek realized that Azula's shoes were GONE.

So Sek made his way out of the now very dark party and he began the immense search for Azula's shoes, and then Sek found a clue.

It was a very clueish clue. It was... A dry smiley mask!

Sek found this peculiar. Why was a dry smiley mask lying close to the dance party?

So Sek continued on. And then he found... A pair of shoes! But after he pondered a bit, he realized they weren't Azula's shoes, but... Sokka's shoes. Sek wondered why Sokka's shoes were there. But he continues on anyway. And then Sek tripped on a crack on the sidewalk. He got up and dusted himself off, and then he found in the crack... a scratch!

A scratch in the crack!

Sek pondered for a moment and then continued on.

And then he saw scratch marks on a concrete wall. Sek shrugged.

AND THEN.

He found a rock! But do you know who was BEHIND that rock?

It was... Zuko!

And he has blue paint all over him.

Now Sek, being a man with big, big, brains, pondered this for a moment.

No but then Sek remembered... The dry smiley mask had a speck or two of blue paint on it... Sek then accused zuko of stealing Azula's shoes!

Zuko almost ripped his head off!

Zuko said that he had stolen Katara's shoes. Zuko pointed to the shoes he was wearing. They looked like they belonged to Katara. Zuko also said, before Sek was running of screaming, that Katara had stolen someone's shoes.

And so Sek ran off screaming.

And Sek ran to find Katara.

(Explanation paragraph) Zuko stole Katara's shoes, Sokka's shoes were lying in the Sun, and Katara had stolen someone's shoes. And Azula's shoes were nowhere to be found.

Sek pondered this as he looked for Katara. Sek finally caught Katara trying to fling a pair of shoes into a lake.

When Sek got a closer look, he saw that the shoes were not, in fact Azula's. He asked Katara what she was doing anyway.

Katara was complaining and grunting about how Zuko had stolen her shoes, and that the shoes she had stolen from someone were too small for her feet. When Sek asked who's shoes Katara stole (she just flung them into the lake), she replied that they were Toph's.

So Sek went searching for Toph.

And Sek tripped in the crack in the sidewalk again.

And then he found Toph.

After getting in several arguments with her, he finally extracted that Katara had in fact Stolen Toph's shoes, and that she (Katara) had stolen Iroh's shoes. Sek pondered for a moment.

(Explanation paragraph) Zuko stole Katara's shoes, Katara had stolen Toph and Iroh's shoes, Sokka's shoes were there for no reason. Sek did not know where Azula's shoes were.

So Sek went to find Iroh.

Iroh had stolen ZUKO's shoes, since Katara had stolen his own.

(Explanation paragraph) So Zuko's shoes were stolen by Iroh, who's shoes were stolen by Katara, who's shoes were stolen by Zuko, who's shoes were... you get the point.

Iroh also said something about seeing Sokka in the area, mumbling about shoes.

So Sek continued on his wild goose chase.

He tripped 26 more times.

He also found corn.

When he finally caught up to Sokka, Sokka was ranting about how Aang had stolen his shoes.

Sek was utterly lost by this point.

This didn't explain why Sokka's shoes were just sitting there.

So Sek took a message and went to find Aang. And he found Aang, fully shoed, eating french fries.

Aang said he never stole anything.

Sek groaned.

Obviously, someone was lying in this mess of shoes. He couldn't even remember who's shoes Zuko stole.

And so Sek ran around, talking to everyone, trying to figure things out, when he tripped, and something fell out of his pocket.

In his pocket.. Sek found... Azula's shoes.

The moral of the story is... Check your pockets before you look for someone's shoes.

I told you it made no sense... :D

It doesn't make any sense, but it sure is funny!
One problem, though....Toph doesn't wear shoes!
Anyway, the story is pretty funny!
Oh yeah, will you come check out my new Fire Nation Cafe?


-Sugar Queen *Bounty Hunter Girl*

XDDD!!!!!

Because her shoes were stolen. ;D

Aaaahhhh.....

Was she wearing shoes in the Blind Bandit at her house??

good question..I HAVE NO IDEA! anywho..nice story..