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I was once a dignified, happy person with an ego the size of a plume tomato. However, it all came to an end when I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, “What exactly is a plume tomato?” Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean.
My REO ejected, and I tried too as well after securing the top-secret cargo we were carrying; mainly my Marijuana. I tried to eject, but my boot was unfortunately stuck under the lever. I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, “Why exactly are my boots off?” Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean.
Inside the aircraft, I plummeted, and when we hit the water it was like somebody had smacked me with a sack of potatoes going at sixty. Most horrible of all; nobody will get the reference to my joke. |
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RedVenture Two: Enigma
Come, view our dead squirrel's zombie antics!
ZOOM ZOOM BOOM goes the Hornet...Er, the plane. Not the ship. Unless the ship has a motor installed and it mysteriously blows up. In which case, I didn't do it.
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