i'll keep you my dirty little secret
who has to know?
1. she has a crush on her best girl friend.
2. he's never met his real mother before.
3. she's a chronic liar.
4. he has an eating disorder... but thinks it's too girly to admit it.
5. she's been cheated on three times.. by the same person.
6. he's secretly racist against [yourchoice] people.
7. she's been ostracized by her family because she doesn't believe in god.
8. he's been told by doctors that he probably won't see his thirtieth birthday.
9. she tried to kill herself once, but then got deep into music.
10. he is afraid that he's a fake person.
11. she has a restraining order against her in four different states.
12. he cheated his way through school. and got to be valedictorian.
13. she hasn't gone more than a month without sex since her 17th birthday, and has the money to prove it.
14. he is a compulsive shoplifter.
15. she claims she doesn't believe in love -- but has a secret collection of Danielle Steel novels.
16. he has a mother who's engaged to someone young enough to be his brother.
17. she had plastic surgery so that she'd stop thinking she was ugly... but it didn't work.
18. he was diagnosed with ADD when he was ten.
19. she tells everybody she's rich.. but she's really poor.
20. he tries to act manly, but he's actually gay.
21. she had an abortion when she was fifteen.
22. he broke up with her because he thought he wasn't good enough. it's his biggest regret.
23. she hates being alone.
24. he lies about what nationality he is, because he's embarrassed.
25. she wants to be someone else. anyone else.
26. he was sexually abused by his father, number one reason he's obsessed with straight sex. to get all the gay molestation out of him.
27. she has an abstinence ring, but never intends to actually remain a virgin.
28. he has used his little sister's barbie dolls to masturbate.
29. she has herpes. but hasn't told anyone.
30. he used to sleep with a gun.
31. she wants to give up music for her career in [enteroddprofessionhere]
32. he secretly wants to be a woman; so much that he has a collection of bras.
33. she only joined the band for the sex.
34. he is schizophrenic, and hasn't told anyone except Bartholomew, his teddy bear.
35. she wishes she she was the girl that patrick o'donnelly called for phone sex back in 2005.
36. he has written 365 songs for each day he's wanted her to be his. he hasn't stopped writing.
37. she gave her principal a blow job to get a better grade.
38. he thinks his sister is hot.
39. she thinks her band sucks. but it's all she has.
40. he thinks that there's a boogeyman in his closet
41. she killed somebody in her old town.
42. she wants to go blind so she doesnt have to see them togehter
43. he is still a virgin
44. he wastes offices supplies because he hates his boss
45. he hasnt spoken to his dad in ten years and it kills him everyday
46. she told her shrink everything but the truth
47. she when eating feels like a complete failure
48. she had gay sex at church camp 3 times
49. he pees in the sink
50. he is a peaceful person who is filled with violent rage
51. his girlfriend cheated
52. she makes fun of fat people but her mom is huge
53. she hates feeling alone
54. he is only dating her so he can get to her sister
55. he is afraid to take the next steep
56. she misses feeling close to god
57. she fears she has an undiagnosed mental illness
58. he tried to kill himself 3 years ago now hes 18+ and people say hes happy....but he still wants to die
59. she is afraid that no one will love her as much as her dog does
60. she thinks sometimes i think my fiance isnt the one
61. he fakes empathy to get people to like him
62. he im afraid of naked women
63. she leaves poetry in library books
64. he loves her so much but wont tell her
65. she feels ugly because she is half black and half white
66. she thought she was in love with him
67. he takes more then the suggested dose
68. she only loves two of her children
69. he is in love with his best friend
70. he is afraid to answer the telephone
71. she hasnt stoped lying like people think....she just got better at it
72. he knows it really stinks but he really likes the smell of his own poop
73. herfamily is rich but she shops lifts everyday
74. she thinks she has more body hair then a woman
75. she slept with the same guy who also slept with her grandmother and mother
rules;
1. mix it up, but choose two at the most per character.
2. this canon list here was inspired by another one i've seen.
3. tell me if i should add more, or if you have a secret that should be up here.
4. have fun with this baby.
5. this canon list made by katie, aka itsssholly over at caution! all credit to her and her people that came over to help her make all them shnazzy secrets.reserved secrets
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