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Johnny Guadalupe - June 20, 2006 03:32 AM (GMT)
I have lost all faith in Spider-man......

Yes, it's true.

Now as you may know, Spider-man (the character) has been a huge inspiration to me. If it wasn't for Spider-man and dinosaurs, I wouldn't be, like I am today. So as you will soon see, I am horribly shocked and appalled.

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Here's more on it:

Yes, Spider-man has revealed his identity to the world, all for just a comic book story.
How selfish can he be?
Now Aunt May and Mary Jane are doomed to die.
And it's all because you sold out, Spider-man.
It's all because you wanted to be a "good American" so you became part of the Super-Hero Registration Act

You disgust me, Spider-man.

And to make matters worse, I found out about this during my daily webcomics run, when I came upon this:

Yep, that's how I found out.

I didn't really know about it because I don't really read the comics.

From now on, I will follow my own continuity.
This is not the Spider-man I know. Spider-man would never sell out. Spider-man fights..........for freedom...........

Yeah......... I rant too much...........

Johnny Guadalupe - June 23, 2006 09:16 PM (GMT)

SCOTT - June 24, 2006 05:58 AM (GMT)
That sucks. Spiderman just lost my respect.

Harry_Callahan - June 24, 2006 06:02 PM (GMT)
Yeah. What a sellout.

AwesomeTitle - June 24, 2006 11:18 PM (GMT)
i dunno, i was at a thrift store awhile ago and saw this old spiderman where he busts some robbers with hostess twinkies. i don't think there was too much room to sell out after that so i'm not terribly surprised. also, it's probably a robot clone out to destroy peter's life.

Johnny Guadalupe - June 25, 2006 01:11 AM (GMT)
Yeah, well all superheroes have a tendency to sell out to Hostess from time to time........

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Yep. Hostess cupcakes saved the world.
Good thing Superman thought fast. I wonder if they'll put that in Superman Returns......

And I think the robot-clones stopped attacking and destroying Spider-man's life sometime after the 90s. Robot-clones were all over Spider-man back then.

Harry_Callahan - June 25, 2006 05:59 PM (GMT)
Wow. I alwasy thought the comics were exactly like the movies, but apparently not.

censorama - July 3, 2006 09:13 PM (GMT)
I always knew Spiderman was a sellout.

Johnny Guadalupe - July 4, 2006 06:44 PM (GMT)
Supposedly, I heard that in the comic J. Jonah Jameson is filing a lawsuit against Peter Parker and he wants all the money he ever paid him for his photos to be given back.

You see, Parker, you totally just screwed yourself.

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