Old man takes a stand, On kitchen utensils

Okay. I'm a huge fan of Big Brother, I watch it 3x a week, every week. Not sure why I get a kick out of it, but I do. But, there's always something that's bugged me about watching it on Sundays...

Andy Rooney. What the hell is wrong with this man? Not only does he almost every week run into my damn BB time, he spends that time forcing me to drop my IQ just to understand what the hell's coming out of his mouth this week.

If you didn't watch the episode today (can't blame you); I SHIT YOU NOT, he spent all of 5 minutes looking through his rusty ass kitchen shit and complained about his 3 can openers.

Tweets for great justice:
http://twitter.com/defaultroute/status/3216101932
http://twitter.com/biggarisbetter/status/3216086143
http://twitter.com/meta_mike/statuses/3216047118
http://twitter.com/Patrick_Donohue/statuses/3216049112
http://twitter.com/clyderandall/statuses/3216048827
http://twitter.com/JillGeisler/status/3216031211

I'd give a link to it, but I honestly couldn't stand even trying to look up anything more about him. Plus I'd question anyone who would upload it anyways.

Sorry for the mini-rant, but I needed to get it out of me.

I honestly have no idea who Andy Rooney is, although the name sounds vaguely familiar. I didn't really get why everyone was excited...

On the bright side, I love Big Brother too! There's no one there that I absolutely love but I'm cheering for Russell. ^_^

3 BB fans, 3 posts. Damn. I want Jeff or Jordan to win! They're so relationship-y. And Lydia needs to get out. This week.

But yeah, Andy Rooney talking about his random stuff is totally useless. Like, why does this matter? How is it going to effect(affect?) my life, knowing what he thinks about stuff?

c-c-c-combo breaker! never watched the show and I'm thoroughly confused

Looks like the one I saw was a rerun of a year old one, but here's it.

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Anyways, BB today! =D

I just realize how similar my hatred for Ronnie (BB) and Rooney are. I'm starting to wonder if they're related.

I don't like to watch the live feeds, because I think it just ruins the shows for me, but from what I've heard, the Girl Power trend is starting to build, I wonder how that'll effect J&J. = /
I'm not anti-Lydia, but I have to say, I thought that eye makeup she had during the eviction/HoH episode was epic. Then again, I'm a bit weird. :unsure:
As far as who I'm rooting for... I rooted for Jessie last time, and so I'm still rooting for him, but I'm really not fond of his little bitchy Rottweiler/Chihuahua mix that's humping his leg every other second. I'm usually attracted to chick athletes, but something about her makes me want to throw up.

Edit: [youtube] tags don't work? Link's here.

Edit2: Also, I know it's wrong to talk about people purely because of their appearance, but Chima's honestly not attractive at all, and she can't pull off that diva attitude whatsoever. If I was in that house, I'd have to punch her in the face everytime she did that annoying as hell laugh. It'd only make her look better anyways.

This post has been edited by UnrealBlight on Aug 11 2009, 12:49 PM

YAY! NEW EPISODE!

I'm thoroughly surprised at Kevin's decision not to take Lydia off the block, although I think Lydia should shut up and respect that he doesn't want to draw attention to himself. I never remember Chima's name, so I just call her 'lips'. It's all I remember about her, anyway.

I don't think the girl alliance will go far. Chima thinks that after they vote Jeff out, Jordan will flock to them. Uh, are they stupid? Also, I hope that Jeff decides to use the coup d'etat and put Jessie and Natalie up. I don't see what's so great about Natalie. She brags herself up but she's never won an HOH or veto yet. The only reason she's still here is that she picked good coattails to ride.

I would also like to comment that I enjoy the drama Russell stirs up. Oh, and your opinions on Michele? She was my fav the first week and I felt absolutely horrible for her during Ronnie's idiotic ramblings. But now... she seems too socially dumb for this. What exactly does she do?

I'm honestly not all that surprised by Kevin's decision, how often to do people really put their neck on the line and use the veto on someone else? Plus, I'm fairly sure that he's confident that Russell would get evicted over Lydia anyways. Not sure if he knows about that alliance with Jeff though...

It sounds kinda stupid, but really; where would Jordan go if Jeff left? She really doesn't have *that* many relationships other than Jeff.

I really didn't pay attention to Michele much, I actually had her pegged as the first to get kicked, surprised she's still in; winning 2 vetos didn't hurt I suppose though. What really bugs me is her attitude now, like in this episode, when Russell came to give his story, she basically gave an aura of "Yeah, whatever, I'm Ms. Important Swing Vote, so you better kiss my ass if you want any attention from me", which was her attitude last week as well, /remembers the way she said "So I'm basically the swing vote this week, right?" and the smirk she had.
-Not to mention her getting upset when Russell pretty much wouldn't bow down to her, and then proceeded to go upstairs to QQ.

I'm kinda thinking the same thing though, Russell showed his loyalty to Jeff by choosing him for the competition, so it's Jeff's turn to return the favor with the coup d'état and putting up Jess/Nat.

I don't actually want Jeff to put up Jessie. Jessie is one of my favorite people on BB this season. He's totally self-centered, but there's some vibe of his I like. But Natalie on the other hand. And Lydia getting angry at Kevin for not taking her of the veto? C'mon, Lydia. It hurt Kevin to do that, help him out! And it's not like she doesn't plat the game either...

I respect Chima for overcoming what she did, but you don't have to be an arrogant sexist asshole when it's all said and done. I really do think that Chima is sexist underneath it all, and I hope we get to see it in a later week. Nothing better than a nice drama. Russell is an asshole too, so I hope the two of them get in more fights next week. I'm pretty sure Russell is going to be saved by Jeff.

I think that Jeff will put up Jessie and Natalie Thursday. Everyone else thinks that too. It's the only really smart move Jeff can make. Everyone else is a potential ally except for those two and Chima. If Jeff messes this up, I'll lose some respect for him.

Oh, and before he got voted out, Casey was my favorite. At least when he went down, he brought Ronnie down the next week. So now I'm rooting for Jordan, even though her winning is a long shot. She's so dumb, it's adorable. I even voted for her in the coup de ta contest. B) I am so cool...

omgfewactivityoverBB?

Jessie's who I'm rooting for aswell, but as you said, it'd be silly for Jeff *not* to put Jessie up. = /
If/when that happens, Jessie would be the obvious choice. Gonna miss him. :"(

I have to say about Chima though... having the balls to throw a glass of water at Russell's face like that is epic, I doubt I would've done that.

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Just found this GIF, and cracked me up. If you don't know the pre-story, Ronnie basically thought he could make himself look good by picking on the stereotypical weak gay guy the first week, so he goes running off to Kevin, and basically gets his ass kicked.

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L.O.L.
I'm sorry, I hate Ronnie so much, even more so because he thinks all of the hate directed towards him is the Will type of hate. He's just a pathetic human being. Being a gamer is finally acceptable in our culture, and he's just a huge embarrassment to gamers everywhere. Ontop of that, he's trying to be like the flagman for gamers as a whole, and he's just a walking disgrace to the human race. This dude's a freaking self-proclaimed cyber-bully and internet stalker, and he honestly thinks gamers in general idolize him?

Sorry about the mini-rant again, but I really want to drive my machete through that guy's head.

Ronnie pisses me off as well. He pretends to be a "smart" player, like Will, but ends up bundling over even the simplest lies. There is nothing cunning, sly, or intelligent about Ronnie's game play at all...it's just dense and dumb. That bullshit about him being a #1 debater or whatever bullshit he said in the first week has held no weight at all. The guy couldn't persuade his way out of a paper bag.

I was cheering for Ronnie the first week cause he seemed decent. But now, I absolutely hate him. I don't understand how being a gamer deems him as a smart guy. He thinks he's a genius and it drives me insane. How does telling off Michele and calling her the worst person ever make her vote to keep him in? Just because the girl with the PhD decided to not be manipulated/terrorized by him justify his rage? And he's so absolutely blind to the truth and the error of his ways. It makes me mad just to watch him.

About the "gamers look up to him" comment, I find it difficult to look up to anyone who lacks empathy and whose elitist attitude clouds their judgment.

Honestly, I like the idea of the all-girl alliance but it's not gonna work. There's no way they can win any physical challenges over Jessie, Russell, or Jeff. Chima's just gotta get over herself, I think. I respect her as a person for overcoming her adversity, but still. Come on.

I liked Jessie too, at the beginning, although I would've MUCH rathered Brian get back in. Jessie was one of my favorites until Russell got HOH last week. Once all his arrogance about running the house got out, I could never look at him favorably again.

P.S., has anyone else noticed that everytime the camera zooms on Jessie in a competition, he's posing? It's actually hilarious.

Hah, I actually wanted Brian in aswell on the first episode, but knew it was a lost hope when I saw the teams. :"(

All-Girls team might seem like a long shot, but lets say Kevin were to join the alliance (;)), Jessie's pretty much sure to go home tomorrow... It's 6 vs 2.
Even if Kevin were to not be in the All-Girls team, how much of a competitor is Kevin really?
Also, Michele's won more competitions than Jeff, and the same amount as Russell.

It would really all come down to the type of competition though, if it's 1vs1 physical, I'd say Jeff/Russell/Kevin could probably sweep the girls easily, but if it was a FFA physical, the girls could pull one off. And as far as memory/brain competitions, we've already seen Jeff has no chance in those, and Michele/Chima always do really good in them.

Actually, I figured the Brains would win the first competition because I figured that they stereotypically had more experience with wedgies... I guess I was wrong.

I would love to see what Jessie would do in the house if Natalie were to be voted out. Run to Lydia? Just plain freak out? Too bad we can't vote. Oh, did anyone notice that Natalie has/had the fewest number of fans on CBS.com? At first, I didn't understand why, but then I realized that she hasn't done anything to make people like her.

That's true, the girl "brains" probably would sweep most of the mental competitions. Also, if it was down to Kevin and the girls, Natalie would probably then win a competition or two. I really don't think Kevin is able to compete physically on her level. It getting down to that is very unlikely, though... we're assuming then that Jessie, Russell, and Jeff would lose every HOH and veto competition up to that point. It's hard enough to keep Jessie out of that HOH room as it is now, let alone if he was motivated.

Did anyone else laugh, by the way, when Russell was chasing Ronnie all over the house after he got called out on being the rat? "Rat-Rat-Ratterson" or something? Absolutely hysterical.

Well, as obvious as it seemed, Jessie went packing. = /

In hind sight, if Jeff had known before-hand that the girls would make a team (which they will), Jessie would've been his only chance at staying in the game. He basically just set up his on demise.

Also as predicted, the girls won a memory/intellectual competition, even if it just consisted of Michele standing there and not drawing any sudden attention to herself.

That was probably my favorite part of the season so far though, no matter how messed up it seemed. Seeing Ronnie have to hide in the room all day was my endless joy.

So, with the floater with the HoH power, who's going up? I'm sort of thinking Russell/Jeff to kick off the Girl's Reign.

Lastly... Chima = Sexist, yes/no?

Yeah, Jeff most definitely set himself up to fail now. But this elimination, the girls alliance didn't do anything. They didn't work together, they didn't set up plans. Nothing. I kinda think they've gone off and forgotten all about it.

Jessie and Natalie going up was what I thought would happen ever since Jeff got the wizard. (Holy crap see I'm using their catch phrase I am too damn cool) I didn't like seeing Jessie go, but it was pretty funny when he exited the house and did all that stuff with the audience. At least he didn't shout "SCENE" and on a bad note like someone else I know. I don't think ANYONE likes Ronnie....

So Michelle won. I honestly have no idea who she's gonna put up. If nothing changes between now and Sunday, I'd say Russell and ..... I have no idea who the other person would be... Hopefully Chima. And yes, she is sexist. :l Haaaattttteeee hhhheeeeerrrrrr.

Well, if Kevin's planning on joining the girl's alliance, I thought it was interesting he looked to Chima to confirm that they were going to put up Jeff and Russell.

Plus if you noticed, Jeff was up every other time...

Looked mostly like Jeff and Chima gunning for each other after Russell was kicked.

Edit: Just found out probably why (Chima and Jeff fued). Not sure if they mentioned it, but supposedly Chima was going to go ape-shit if someone used the coup d'état today, so CBS had to actually pre-tape the eviction just so they could edit it if Chima goes on her little fucking crybaby tantrum.

I honestly just dislike her even more now, grow up. = /

This post has been edited by UnrealBlight on Aug 13 2009, 10:54 PM

Oh God, I must see this. I bet she was crying woman's rights like the little bitch she is. Oh man, that sounded harsh. But she IS a bitch. She should have gone out way back when it was her vs Braden. And Braden would've won if he hadn't called Kevin a beaner. Smooth move, Braden. I thought he was a cool dude up until then. I want Chima gone soooo bad... Every move she makes is for personal reasons. Retarded.

Updatez

Bullets-

• Lydia, Nat, Chima threatening to leave house
• Chima gets free shit so she'll shut up
• QQ'ers saying HoH was rigged "Michelle answered too fast"
• Russell personally going after girls
• Nat & Lydia have basically fully given up after Jessie drama

Don't hate Nat enough already? She's gone over a week now without showering.
During her period.
Worst Part? She's proud of it.

-Little more info after looking it up, apparently Chima said she never had to do an audition, she supposedly knows someone in the company to get her straight in, and she's threatened to pull her strings to get something done because "there's never been a coup before in BB". She basically took the show hostage for a few days saying she'll walk out and take Nat/Lydia with her if the coup was used (as previously mention, they had to bribe all 3 of them in order to keep them); and after 10 years of airing the eviction live, CBS caved in and shot the eviction HOURS before it was aired.

Does she really know someone that high up to warrant all this? Whether she does or not, I despise her even more now. = /

Like wtf is wrong with Chima? I, as well as the rest of my family, lost all respect for Kevin when he just let Chima make his decision in the HOH. With Michele as HOH, she'll just be doing Chima's bidding as I don't think she has the strength to speak out against her.

But I can't get over Chima right now. Sweetie, sometimes in life, things don't go your way, but that doesn't mean that you complain to the entire world. Especially when you're on national television. If this is the first time you've realized that, in Big Brother, you need to "expect the unexpected", you should just go home right now. The world isn't going to change to suit your needs. Get over it.

And about the coup, did they ever give a direct punishment for revealing who had it? Never on tv, to my knowledge. If Jeff had, wouldn't they have at least televised it for dramatic purposes? And wouldn't he have told Jordan? By the way she reacted when he stood up, I'm pretty sure she was in the dark. That girl couldn't lie to save her life.

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