Aww, this is so nice. My cloistering ways and hypocritical schoolmarminess have been missed. Fear not, I have returned to annoy Imrahil and lose my temper with NiGHTMARE.
I have been down to the family holiday home for a few days. It has been a few years since I've stayed there because one of my older sisters who has four children and therefore precedence is usually in occupation. What I have found out is that my sister is a REAL slob. That house was absolutely filthy. I found clothing belonging to my oldest nephew who is now 17 that was size 4. I found tracksuits belonging to my mother made of parachute silk. For those who do not understand, she was wearing it in the early 1980's. I am now traumatised from having to single-handedly discard the last 20 years of my family's life. The spiderwebs weren't pretty either.