As yet unable to come up with a zingy retort. All possible replies are either pompous or pathetic. If only I was more like Andyr, and could pack a wealth of meaning into a phrase like "heheh." Being wordy is such a handicap sometimes.
Mr. FPS has already decided he was way to quick with the shears, and resolves never to do it again. He's decided it makes him look old.
I am now sworn to secrecy about the whole thing.
"You haven't told anyone, have you?" he asked me suspiciously. (he knows I love to tell a good story.)
"No, I haven't." I answered virtuously. I'm not counting Namc'ing the subject.
I'm thinking about taking a photo and keeping it with the clippers, in case the urge ever takes him again.