Happy Birthday dude!
Ah yes, Sora. I remember when we first found you. Lying in a pile of birdshit smoking a sandwich. My partner Elliot and I were exploring the mountains of Zimbabwe, and there you were, laying there like a pretzel.
You attacked us when we saw you. Obviously you thought we were food. However, in your fatigued state, you tripped and broke your three legs. Pitying you, Elliot gave you a TV, PS2, and a copy of Kingdom Hearts 2: Chain of Memories. You were instantly engrossed, so much so, that you actually thought you were Sora!
You encountered me three months later. You were dressed like Sora and found me at Disneyland. You saw somebody dressed up like Ursula and charged into her, yelling "For the HORDE!!" The cops arrested you and gave you three months time. Elliot, being the kind man that he was, bailed you out. You thanked him greatly and promised to pay him back.
"HOW CANZ I PAY U BACKS?"
And Elliot said?
"Post on The Other Forum, B*TCH!"
Ah, how you've grown. ^_^
Happy birthday! :birthdaybash:
THe one who yelled "For the Horde" was me :mellow:
Anyway. Happy birthday Sora!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for getting me into Kingdom Hearts!!!!!!!!! :sora:
If this was a letter, it would be a really sucky letter.
I'd send a cad, but i don't know your address
and it might be a little creepy if I did.
you should enjoy it.