[Cue host-who-looks-suspiciously-like-a-certain-yaoi-fanfag in a smooth suit and top hat]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the firts annual Ms. RP Concepts Contest~

This year is a guaranteed delight with our 3 judges: Ampoochu, NapoleonDynomiteGeneralExplodeySticks, and (The Totally Super-Awesome Duchess of Everything Evil Yaoi Superly-Awesome) Preci

The Amplified Mouse Pokemon starter of our beloved forum, The 2nd Level, and the kid with lingering identity issues--

(Preci: Meh)

--give it up for the judges~

+Applause Goes Here+


Now onto to the contestants:

The lovely DarkFairy

Miss Skilletz

The fierce Madame Rezzy

The mysterious (Anima: To lil' ol' me anyway) Oogie-Pie

The sweet (not so sure) EnergyFluxious

[And some other people who may or may not exist as of now]

And lastly The Duchess of All That is Epically Superior Animaze!
[Who-also-looks-suspiciously-like-a-certain-yaoi-fanfag]

Please give our beautiful ladies(?) a round of applause!

+Applause Goes Here+

*Claps looking confuzzled.*

*Sleeps*

wtf?

Lol DarkFairy

...*clap...?* I call 1st loser?

*Looks completely confused.

LOL @ DarkFairy.

I have no idea why she even made this topic so I'm a bit confused at the moment. Fortunately I'm in a pretty good mood today despite it being so late here, heh.

Oh dear me, I do a good role at acting out young girl and woman's personalities, LOL.

Best alternative names ever... Especially DarkFairy . =P

Stage Crew Anima Clone #1 [Headset and clipboard included + Country Tinted Accent thrown in for FREE]: Hooray for confusion, but now its time for the show.

Into the dressing room boys--erm, gals..Gotta get all gussied up in the pretty clothes that were picked and laid out for ya'll~

[Random stage assistants and stylists usher the participating candidates away]

And if Skill's stockings are too tight there's extras somewhere 'round the back closet!

[Backstage buzzes as the staff tend to the stage, lights, ect. Stylists and make-up artists bustle in the dressing room stripping and redressing the guys-going-girls, not caring if they are willing or not, applying blushes, eyeshadow, mascara, and the works. Quick manicures and shoe-swapping as well as selecting perfumes.]

[Meanwhile, the judges are stuck at their table with a pitcher of water and big plate of spaghetti to be divided amongst themselves.]

AwesomeGal: I specifically ordered a shota with teal-colored hair and eyes...How'd we get one plate of pasta?

.......*keeps clapping*

*Keeps sleeping*

Oh dearie me.