Title: Intro Quote Thread
Description: Because organization PLZ
Skillkill - April 23, 2011 11:53 PM (GMT)
I'm gonna post a few quick intros for my characters then you guys move your stuff. I'll post more later but I'm kind of anxious to get this done before we forgot.
C'mon let's get this over with already.
This just ain't your lucky day huh?
Damn it...guess you make do with what ya got huh...?
Alright let's go
I'll settle this before you know what hit you.
Hey looks like I won't have to hold back on this one.
Show me your strength!
Let me relieve you of your burden then...
If you wish to test my resolve then I shall grant no quarter!
Well then, Engarde!
Out of my way, I don't have time for you.
I'm looking forward to this. Come at me with everything you have!
Hey this'll be a fun little tryst right?
Hey, can I have your number this?
Aww Geeze, guess I can't play nice this time...
SOS Mage - April 24, 2011 02:33 AM (GMT)
-Natoo: I'll make you wish you were fighting Wilona!
-Samantha: Avengers, assemble!
Theodore: This gentleman here is locked and loaded.
Loli Thor: I dedicate this battle to Odin.
Also, not sure if this counts...
*Alexandra redesigns Gemini and Robo Wilona to look like IPods*
Dr. Mint *jawdrop*: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?
Robo Wilona: WHY_DO_I_LOOK_SO_CHROMY_AND_USER_FRIENDLY?
Alexandra: Tee hahaha, I knew you would all love it! You're all pretty looking now!
Robert Omb - April 24, 2011 03:47 AM (GMT)
Copypasta due to post-move fail
I'll try to cooperate with what little I've got...
Wyn's setting - Individual
Wyn: A-alright, crush me!
Shana: *insert incomprehensible, horrible roar here*
Mia: Ahaha, want to bet you can't keep up?!
Mia: You better learn how to fight without blinking!
Wyn's setting - Special
Blondebeard vs. anybody younger than 30: Arr, no respect fer ya elders nowadays... Yous in fer a world of hurt, sonny/lassie.
Efren vs. any female: Erg, you sure you'd not rather talk this over instead? I know this fine restaurant...
Wyn's setting - Mini Dialogue
Wave, Spire, or Ember: Taichō...
Aura: No formalities now. Show me why you're a member of this High Guard!
Mia: I'm so not going out with you again if you hold back, Efren!
Efren: Can't have that now, can we, Miss Micros? But I ain't hurtin' you either... What to do...?
Mia: Here I come! *assumes stance* ... *blush* A-and stop calling me Miss Micros!
Efren: *assumes stance* Your wish is my command... Mia.
Solien-sama - April 24, 2011 04:59 AM (GMT)
-Okay, here we go!
-Let's have some fun!
-Ready or not, here I come!
-This will be good for my training!
-Try not to push yourself, okay?
-Time for some warm-up.
-Guuh~ Can't we talk this over?
-"No pain, no gain," they say...
-The stage is all set.
-Shall we dance?
-Better not trip over.
-Time to dance once again.
-Think you can keep up with the rhythm?
-Do you need some lessons first?
-Looks like I'll have to give it my all.
-You look like a good dancing partner.
That's it for now.
Darkflare - April 24, 2011 06:49 AM (GMT)
-I'll give you a few moments to reconsider your action.
-I will not be responsible for whatever happens to you.
-I assure you, I'm not just some brute you can easily push around.
*To any target he seeks* I don't expect you to come quitely, so let's make this quick.
-Very well. Just remember that you chose this.
-Hmm...you seem confident.
*To justice freaks* All right, I understand you love justice, but do you really have to brag about it so much?
*To big ego people* Nice speech, but can you back it up?
*To mages* Seems like you know a few magic tricks of your own. Care to show me?
-HAHA! You shall prove to be a worthy foe!
*To those with self doubts* What's wrong? Are you having second thoughts? Believe in yourself!
*To Ki users* Oh? I sense some mastery of ki in you. You shall be an interesting opponent.
*To mages* Ah, a magic specialist. Please allow me to test my fighting spirit against your spells.
-Well....I guess I could give this a shot.
-Just don't underestimate me, all right?
-....very well, I'll honor you with this spar.
-You wish to test yourself? I have no problem with that.
*To those with self doubts* You will not win with such a mentality. Now think higher of yourself.
*To clearly evil people* It is unfortunate that you chose this path, now prepare yourself for the consequences of your decision.
-Ah heh heh....well, I guess I do need field testing for my latest work.
-I know a bit of magic. Should be enough
-Well....I'll play with you for a little while, ok?
-A spar? Well, if it will alleviate our boredom.
-Oh my, you're a daring one.
*To mages* Oh? You know magic too? Can I see what you're capable of?
*To demons* Ah, I hope you aren't like the stereotypes we've been cursed with.
*serious* Heh...it's been a while since I had to go all out
*serious* It's an honor just forcing me to be serious in a spar.
*serious* I only hope I don't get too caught up in this moment.
Vs specific character
Kyoko: Is this one of Sam's little games?
Marcus: My apologies Miss Whitefield, but your friend was very insistent on it.
Kyoko: Hmm...do you ever wonder if you live a cursed existance?
Kagami: Ah? Cursed existance?
Kyoko: Never mind, it's not important. Just show me that ability of yours instead.
Gonzalez: AHAHA! Miss Kagami, fancy meeting you here. You haven't forgotten what I've told you, right?
Kagami: I know, I know. Don't rely so much on my copy power.
Gonzalez: Haha! I see you've remembered. Now let's see how much you have applied that lesson!
Kagami: Ah? what?
Gonzalez: Well well, if it isn't Miss Kyoko.
Kyoko: What do you want?
Gonzalez: I hope you have not forgotten to train your body as well.
Kyoko: You of all people should know I do more than just practice my magic spells.
Gonzalez: Heh, allow me to see if this is true then.
Theodore: Ah Kagami. Have you been practicing?
Kagami: I've been doing what I can.
Theodore: I see. Show me child, what you have learned so far.
Theodore: It seems your doubts have begun to fade away, Miss Whitefield.
Kyoko: ....I'm beginning to understand your words, old man.
Theodore: I see. Do not lose your way, child.
Kyoko: ......thank you.
Alt. Kagami: ....you....seem familiar.
Theodore: (She looks very much like her. This cannot be mere coincidence)
Alt. Kagami: You still haven't found your own strength?
Kagami: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
Alt. Kagami: You and I both know that ability of ours can only take us so far. It's time you learned to find your own strength.
Samantha: Kyo! How about it? For old time's sake?
Kyoko: You sure you want to go through this?
Samantha: Well, I know you're better than me in the magic department, but I think I can compensate with these machines. Besides, you're the only one I can count on to field test these things.
Kyoko: I should have known you would involve your machines some way.
Margaret: Still playing with your toys, I see? You realize those machines of yours will never substitute true ability, right?
Samantha: While I agree, teacher, I'm happier working with machines than I ever was with magic.
Margaret: I suppose in the end, it's enough. Care to show me your work then?
Kyoko: ....cut the crap, teacher. What's the lesson this time?
Margaret: No lesson. Consider this a test.
Kyoko: Worried your teachings haven't stuck to me?
Margaret: Now now, I'll worry about that little detail myself. You just concentrate on passing this test, ok?
SOS Mage - April 27, 2011 06:20 AM (GMT)
Even if it is more like a win quote, this one is pretty lolzy for satire...
Avril: 'Tis I who now stand ready to snuff out the brief candle of your worthless life... I, Avril.
Solien-sama - April 28, 2011 06:40 AM (GMT)
-Now then, shall we start?
-Let the show begin.
-Is someone looking for entertainment?
-Time to fight.
-Make sure you won't regret this later, okay?
-If it's a quick death you want, you're in the right place.
-Now THIS is the real deal!
-A greater power is out there...
-Your sins shall empower me.
-Enjoy this battle while it lasts.
-Now would be a good time to pray for mercy.
-Have you confessed your sins lately?
-Oh, look. Fresh meat for the sinners.
-A free one way ticket to the Last World for you.
-My, my, my. Confident one, are we?
-I can already feel the sins brewing from this fight.
-Are you ready?
-Let me show you the Deathhand fighting style.
-You have chosen to walk along this path.
-Take this fight as part of your experience.
-Carelessness will get you killed.
-You don't know true discipline.
-The outcome is unpredictable...
-How far can these hands take me...?
SOS Mage - April 28, 2011 06:13 PM (GMT)
-I think I'll accept your challenge to relieve my own boredom.
-Just who the hell do you think I am!?
-Being that sure is a lapse in one's own dignity. Here, let me whipe that smug off your face.
-(to Haruhana) Let's see who's really better.
-You're merely just a delay to my goal. Out of my way, idiot!
-(whenever Fluffy is being threatened) If it's her that you're after, you'll have to go through me first!
-(against anyone who's done an unforgivable) Listen! The fun and games are over! You've gone too far and I'll end you right here, right now!
-(to a psychic) Another one, huh? This is going to be fun.
-Are you ready for me?
-Come on, let's make this fun!
-You're getting on my nerves!
-Let's make this a test of strength and skill.
-Your abilities are really amazing! You seem be a worthy challenge!
-Come on, show me what you got!
-(to brutes) You'll need technique to back up that power of yours to contend with me.
-(to anyone who threatens Amarylis) I'll show you no mercy for messing with Amarylis!
-I fight for improvement and to protect others, not for the pride and glory.
-Do you want me to hold back some?
-Don't rank yourself too high until after we finish here.
-I am honored to be a merit of your excellency.
-Please do not underestimate yourself, I am no better than you.
-You appear to be a formidable challenge.
-(against a talented mage) I truly admire your superior skill in the art of Magecraft.
-(against anyone who threatens her superiors) Your death by my very blades is inevitable...
-I shall spare your life as for I am with mercy.
-I apologize in advance if unsatisfaction is the end result.
-(against anyone overconfident) I shall humble you with my very blades.
-(against a frighetened Human) Do not fret, I have no intentions of feasting on your flesh and blood.
-It is our skills that shall determine the outcome of this match.
-Allow us to partake in an honorable duel.
-I shall not disappoint you.
-(against Bronzica) Do not hold back, sister. I have no intentions of doing so myself.
-(against Mida or Illumina) Are you sure you wish to duel me, Maddam?
-I would prefer if you cooperate with me. I am Shiro Usagi, a commanding Psi Task Officer of this kingdom.
-You're under arrest.
-Want to reconsider your decision?
-Stay right there, please, I'm part of the Psi Task Force afterall.
-If I just do what I've been trained in.
-All analyzed properties and vectors have been factored and calculated.
-Forget about hiding, you can't run away either!
-It's my duty to maintain the safety and order of this kingdom.
-That way of thinking... Will be a one way trip to one's demise.
-(against another psychic) Would you like to join us in the Psi Task Force?
-(against anyone who threatens Queen Heart) That warrants an instant death penalty in my book.
-(against Queen Heart) Please allow us to use this opportunity to embrace ourselves, my Queen!
Solien-sama - April 29, 2011 03:33 AM (GMT)
-I shall stop you in the name of justice!
-Evil has no place here!
-Hold it right there, villain!
-I will win this fight for the sake of justice!
-Please, we don't want any trouble here.
-Stand aside. I don't want you to get hurt.
-I cannot back down now!
-Zeronite, lend me all your strength!
-Starshine Halo, to the front!
-I shall vanquish the evil!
-You cannot disturb the peace.
-I will not allow you to have things your way.
-A spar? Sure thing.
-I don't want to hurt you.
-No matter what happens, I won't surrender!
-Grail of light, guide me with your power!
-You cannot win against the Zarkonians!
-I shall become the last being you will see in your life!
-You think you can challenge me?
-We shall take over your miserable world!
-I shall put an end to your pathetic life!
-Beg for mercy while you can!
-You dare to stand up against the might of the Zarkonians?!
-Insolence! You're nothing but insolence!
-Let me take the pleasure of giving you your bloodbath.
-Your time is coming to an end.
-Can you stand up against my power?
-You are seeking an early death.
-How long can you stay alive?
-Try your best to amuse me.
-Your power shall soon become mine.
-Bear witness to my unrestrained strength!
Solien-sama - April 8, 2012 05:05 PM (GMT)
I'mma revive a dead thread.
To Arllia: Can you teach me some of those dance steps if I win?
To Solien: Time to test what I've learned so far.
To Gabriel: Sins are not something you should mess with!
To Zerutos: I'm not letting an alien take over this world!
To Shade Rune: Some princess you are!
To GoldSkull: Oh, boy. This'll be hard...
To Asuka: Wow, attacking straight from the scabbard? That's unique.
To Mori: I'll cool you off, even if it means knocking you out cold!
To Renna: Do you have any business with Mister Solien?
To Kaya: You can't have two left feet for this session.
To Keith: Say, would you mind sending a message to your master for me, please?
To Firago: How about taking me out to dinner after this?
To Starshine Halo: That's a cute costume you have there.
To GoldSkull: Ugh, this thing's repulsive.
To Shade Rune: Can't you make your monsters grow or something?
To Ludia: You wouldn't like me to step on that foot again, would you?
To Reika: How about smiling for once?
To Amane: Hesitation will mess up your rhythm.
To Kaya: You're up for one hell of a time, Kaya-chan.
To Arllia: Shall we dance, fair lady?
To Gabriel: This beats golf anytime.
To Super Zeroman/Starshine Halo: There are more powerful villains out there, you know.
To Shinta: Stand back. There's a hurricane coming through.
To Mori: Easy, kid. You'll be roasted by something far worse than those flames...
To Renna: Oh, great. Not you again.
To Kaya: How would it feel if your future was to disappear before you?
To Solien: Wanna talk about world matters? Or you're just looking for a time killer?
To Ludia: Shouldn't you have been in the Last World a long time ago?
To Mori: Such anger... you deserve a first-class seat in the Last World.
To GoldSkull: Allow me to end your suffering...
To Renna: What is it with you and your useless attempts to erase all evil?
To Shade Rune: I remember you. My colleague turned you into what you are now.
To Kaya: Your physical training starts now.
To Arllia: *sigh* What do you want now...?
To Solien: You came for business? Or you came to relieve your boredom?
To Keith: Let's show the others how it's done.
To Saeki: So you wish to learn more from experience. Very well.
To Mori: Fair warning. Your rage is blinding you.
To Zerutos: Undermining us humans will be your last mistake.
To Reika: You look like you could give me a run for my money...
To Amane: If you're going to use magic against me, standing still would be a bad idea.
To Kaya: It's good to have a reliable ally such as you.
To Shinta: You're not planning to use brute force, are you?
To Gabriel: Such an evil presence. What are you?
To Starshine Halo: The time isn't exactly right, Megumi. But it would be a good chance for us to become stronger!
To Zerutos: It's over, Zerutos. The Zarkonians will not succeed!
To Shade Rune: Go back to where you came from!
To Arllia: Hey, I could use some of those moves!
To Amane: A water mage! Can you teach me how to improve my water spells?
To Mori: You could probably use a shower by now.
To GoldSkull: Whoa, that is one freaky Chimera...!
To Super Zeroman: Alright, Satoshi. Let's do this!
To Zerutos: No alien is going to take a step further!
To Shade Rune: Let's put an end to this, Shade Rune!
To Kaya: Fancy yourself a heroine, do we?
To Arllia: Can a fragile human like you withstand my attacks?
To Firago: Shall I sever those arms of yours so you can no longer waste your breath?
To Keith: I shall bury you along with your useless master!
To Reika: You have monstrous strength, human. But you're still one, nonetheless.
To Super Zeroman: It is futile, Super Zeroman. The Zeronite belongs to me!
To Starshine Halo: What can a hopeless little girl like you do to stop me?
To Shade Rune: Stand aside, witch. You're in the way.
To Arllia: Today shall be your final performance.
To Ludia: Care to join our ranks? I promise you a higher position.
To Gabriel: Déjà vu...
To Mori: Your head's not in the right place. It shall be rolling across the floor soon enough.
To Super Zeroman: I surely despise the likes of you.
To Starshine Halo: It's best for you to hand over the Grail, Starshine Halo, before anyone gets hurt...
To Zerutos: You're both an asset and a liability to my plans altogether.
More to come.
Darkflare - April 8, 2012 08:46 PM (GMT)
Might as well take this opportunity to edit some of the earlier ones, remove the ones that no longer apply and add Sam and Sensei.
Solien-sama - April 10, 2012 04:42 PM (GMT)
-You're in for a shock of your life!
-Let the sparks fly!
-Care for a little shell shock?
-You're not stealing my thunder here!
-This'll be over in a flash.
-I hope your heart doesn't stop later.
-This will be one electrifying show!
-Here comes one heart-stopping battle!
To Kaya: We can create a wild thunderstorm together!
To Arllia: Can you really dodge lightning bolts just by dancing around?
To Solien: You can call me a new kind of hero!
To Firago: I'm expecting a flashy and furious showdown from this!
To Amane: Water magic? This should be fun!
To Starshine Halo: How'd you like a crash course on thunder magic ?
To Zerutos: Whoa, you use plasma? We're going livewire here!
To Saeki: Can't wait for the next Wrestlemania, huh?
To Asuka: Asuka... I just don't know what to say...
To Mori: Just leave us alone, Mori! Get on with your own life!
-So what'll it be? Tapout or knockout?
-Here comes the pain!
-How many times will you be hitting the floor?
-I don't really know how to hold back, you know.
-I won't be held responsible for injuries that may occur.
-You'll wish that we were just arm wrestling instead!
-A perfect chance to test my strength!
-I'm not going to back away even from a champion!
To Keith: "Are you ready? Let's get it on!" Hehe... sorry. Can't resist...
To Reika: Something tells me you're gonna be hard to take down.
To GoldSkull: Let's see if I can lift this heavyweight off its feet!
To Ludia: A vampire, eh? You'd better not be the sparkly type!
To Super Zeroman: My bare hands against your arsenal! Let's go!
To Shade Rune: No fair! You've got more helping hands! Err... legs!
To Shinta: Just remember what the doctor said, Shinta. Don't overexert yourself!
To Asuka: Why can't you two just be honest with each other?
To Mori: We've had enough, Mori! I, myself, am going to beat you into a bloody pulp!
-Let's make this a clean battle.
-Take care of yourself now.
-Don't lose focus.
-Fair and square.
-I would advise you to step away.
-Don't feel nervous now.
-I have to keep up with you.
-I can't fail the Shiragawa name!
To Kaya: Your sword technique is rather unrefined, but I guess that's also what makes you dangerous.
To Arllia: Such graceful movements... I could learn a lot from this inspiration.
To Gonzorei (GoldSkull): Let's see if this "ultimate weapon" of yours can withstand my blade.
To Reika: Despite holding this sword, I still sense uneasiness...
To Shinta: Shinta... I...
To Saeki: I'm sorry, Saeki. I'm just... not that strong enough to do that...
To Mori: No, Mori. I'd rather die than come back to you as a toy!
-What do you want from me?
-Move it, punk!
-I'll burn this place down along with you!
-Just get out of my way.
-You're a waste of time.
-I'll leave no trace of you behind.
-Just who the hell are you?
-I don't give a damn about you!
To Kaya: I'll show no mercy even to a brat like you!
To Amane: You can't put these flames out with water alone.
To Firago: Heh, I'll just burn those hands off!
To Zerutos/Shade Rune/Ludia: I don't give a damn what you are! Just beat it or die here!
To Solien: You... perhaps you can help me with my problem...
To Shinta: ASUKA IS MINE AND MINE ALONE! DO YOU HEAR ME, SHINTA? JUST DIE!
To Saeki: Are you seriously protecting that brother of yours? Fine then. I'll kill you as well.
To Asuka: Why can't you come back to me, Asuka? I'll just have to force you then...
J.C. - October 15, 2013 04:09 AM (GMT)
Samuel swings his sword in front of him twice.
“Sorry to rain on your parade!”
“Frightened? It’s understandable.”
“Well, are we gonna fight or not?”
“No! Not… yet…” (two allies left)
“I… let my guard down…” (one ally left)
“D… Dammit…” (last character left)
“May the skies be as intense as this battle! Rain Dance!”
“Skies, bless me with precious water! Rain Dance!”
“Time to chill out! Hailstorm!”
“Is it getting cool in here, or is it just me?”
“Enough jokes – time to finish this! Taste the true power of Lucius Samuel Bruinwood! Hurricane Force!”
Samuel stabs his sword in the ground, crossing his arms and striking a pose as wind suddenly begins blowing around him.
“And so, the hero comes out on top!”
“Looks like this salty dog’s still got a long way to go…”
“Go all in, or go home! There is no middle road!”
“That… actually worked a lot better than expected.” (less than 10% HP and/or SE remaining)
“Remember this day – the day Lucius Samuel Bruinwood taught you the true meaning of pain!” (Hurricane Force finish)
“It was only natural I’d win. … I mean, WE’D win.” (perfect status)
Agape stands back slightly, swinging her crossbow on her right index finger.
“C’mon, just try me!”
“Pretty cool, huh?”
“Yeah, no need to stare so much.”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!” (two allies left)
“How did that not work?!” (one ally left)
“I swear… I’m good at this…” (last character left)
“Time to let loose!”
“Stand back, everybody!”
“My poison can only get nastier!”
“Nightshade, come on down!”
“Time for the next trick up my sleeve!”
“And all my problems go poof!”
“I feel a sudden power filling me… Status Shock!”
Agape spins her crossbow like she does in her taunt, before flinging it upwards. It will then either land back in her hand, or on her head, knocking her out.
“Looks like you were just a one trick pony.”
“Check out this trick! … Not as cool as I thought it’d be.”
<singing>“Oh yeah! Go me! Go me! Go, go, go me!”
“What’s the matter? Can’t handle my toxic sting? … That came out pretty cool, actually.” (more likely to occur after Status Shock)
“T-that got a little tough… can we not do that next time?” (less than 10% HP and/or SE remaining)
“G-guys, I did it! I actually did it!” (perfect status)
George holds the back of his neck as he cracks it, then stretches his legs.
<whistles> “Man, talk about a tough break.”
<whistles> “Can’t get out of this one…”
“You sure you know what you’re doing?”
“If you don’t get outta my way…”
“You ready? I won’t hold back.”
“If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get.”
“Master… I… failed you…” (two allies left)
“We got… so far…” (one ally left)
“Noooooooo!” (last character left)
“You ready for this? Helios’ Chariot!”
“Here goes nothing… Get ready!”
“This burst of power… Let’s go crazy!”
“Spathi, I need you help! … Thank you!”
“Spathi, hear my cry! Give your servant the help he needs!”
“I cannot win this battle on my own! Spathi, give me guidance!”
“Now’s not the time for subtlety! Take this – Solar Stream!”
“This power comes from somewhere beyond my soul! Solar Stream!”
George stretches his arms and sighs, before adjusting the bag on his shoulder and walking away.
“So this is what the rest of the world has to offer… how much crazier can this get?”
“The gods have looked upon me favorably today… I only wish the same could be said for you.”
“The more I fight, the stronger I get… just how powerful can I become?”
“Spathi, thanks to you and all the gods for your blessing.” (Spathi’s Forge finish)
“Is this the power of faith? What other miracles could this create?” (Solar Stream finish)
<yawns>“... Sheesh, what a bore.” (perfect status)
“What an intense battle! Can it really get harder from that?” (less than 10% HP and/or SE remaining)
Hodiah bangs the area where a heart would be on his chest with his free hand, before pointing at the opponent and giving them a thumbs down.
“THESE ARE THE VERMIN WHO CHALLENGE US?”
“STAND BACK OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.”
“FACE THE WRATH OF THE GODS!”
“MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!” (two allies left, one ally left)
“FATAL… ERROR…” (last character left)
“GEORGE! I… FAILED…” (George is in the party)
“DIDN’T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT…”
“NO HOLDS BARRED!”
“DANGER, DANGER! METEOR LANDING!”
“COMMENCING DEMONSTRATION – AND NOW THE FINISH!”
“THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF THE GODS! WITNESS THE EARTH’S RAGE!”
Hodiah straightens itself out, as steam is released from each section of its body sequentially, from head to legs.
“WELL, THAT WAS A WASTE.”
“ENEMIES CLEARED. ANYONE ELSE?”
“THE GODS HAVE LOOKED POORLY ON YOU TODAY.”
“CRITICAL CONDITION. ESCAPING TO RECOVER DAMAGE.” (less than 10% HP and/or SE remaining)
“ALL CLEAR! GREAT JOB, TEAMMATES!” (perfect status)
1 – Marco does the wave with himself, then twirls in the air and winks at his opponents, doing a gun motion with his hands.
“Hey, hey, hey! Can’t handle my moves?”
“… Yeah, you just can’t top this.”
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OH! You just can’t control this shtick!”
2 – Marco raises his arms and shakes his head.
“Poor performance, indeed.”
“Wanna try actually putting up a fight this time?”
“Run all ya want, I’m still gonna getcha.”
3 – Marco does a “come on” motion with his hands, before transitioning it into a “thumbs down” motion.
“You ready to throw down? I’m ready to throw down.”
“Hit me with your best shot, honey.”
“What’s the matter, scared?”
“Dammit, I might’ve screwed up!”
“You weren’t supposed to do that!”
“This is dumb!”
“Hey, uhh… might wanna look behind you!”
“I think it’s only fair to… leave you in the dark!”
“Y’know, I can be such an Almight Pain in the Ass!”
“Time to turn on the AC – because the heat’s all the way up!”
“Time to do some hundred percent bodying!”
“This match is already over!”
“Super cheap-ass mode, activate!”
Marco walks over to his opponent, and stands on top of their beaten body, crossing his arms and striking a proud pose.
“If you can’t jam with the best, then go lie with the rest.”
“If you’re gonna be cocky, you gotta prove it… need I say more?”
“Try coming back when you’re better, son.”
“Hey, here’s some advice – guarding lowers damage.”
“Hey, here’s some advice – don’t flail around like an idiot.”
“Hey, here’s some advice – try not to drop your combos, son.”
“Hey, here’s some advice – items heal health.”
“Haters just can’t learn, huh…”
“As they say in my homeland of Diyu, ‘get wrecked son’.”
“Was there ever any doubt?”
“Upset? Annoyed? Maybe a little mad? Well not that it matters, you’re already down and out.”
“Such heart, such soul, such sheer mastery of his art… it can only be me, of course.”
“So this is how they make fried fish, right?” (perfect on Samuel)
“Unfortunately, ‘George de Jungle’ just learnt that nobody can touch the stars.” (perfect on George)
“Even a freakin’ ROBOT can’t beat me. The reason why should be obvious – I’m just that good.” (perfect on Hodiah)
“No. Contest.” (perfect on other characters)