Same Time Next Year Quotes

(Emmie, if you wanted this in the other topic, use your moddy powers and merge )

Quotes/memories from Same Time Next Year, the play, and meeting Sandra and Ian - by people who went! (stolen from casfiles!!)

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Sandra: (To Ian, after talking about whether she still watched Casualty) I didn't even watch when you died in your soup or whatever.

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Sandra: Ahh this is from the ep where....umm
Saz: "If you ever want to talk"
Sandra: Oooh she knows all the lines...

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Sandra: Don't you think if you move this pic of Ian really fast, like this *moves pic*, he looks like Will Mellor? Except I don't think Will's sexy, and Ian obviously is.

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Caroline: Now Ian, do you think Lara was a better match for Patrick or Hol...
Ian (before she'd finished the question): Holly
*everyone screams*
Sandra: He's got to say that or *mimes punching him*


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Ian (when passing Sandra the pic of her posing): *singing* Oooh sexy, sexy
Sandra: My dad saw that pic of me in the Radio Times and he rang me up and said *in funny dad voice* "Sandra, you've got breasts!!!" But it's only cuz I'm going like that..*squeezes her chest together*

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Sandra (reading the letter from Merv to Anna): He came to see the play the other night
*cue everyone's shock horror*
Sandra: He's a really sweet guy
*cue more shock horror*
Sophs: He's HORRIBLE!
Sandra: He's just doing his job, you know

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Sandra (after Ian winds her up about getting sacked): I really hate you
Anna: I know, and it means a lot to me

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Sandra (to Lisa, writing on her back): I'm not hurting you, am I darling? *Bless her!!!*

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(from the play)
Ian: I think honesty is important in a relationship.
Sandra: Me too
I: I havent been totally honest with you
I: I said I was a married man with 2 kids
S: And you're not?
I: No, I'm a married man with 3 kids. I thought saying 2 kids would make me seem less married. OH how could i do that to little debbie?!

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(from the play)
S: I think we should tell each other something we've never told anyone before. I'll go first....I've been having sex dreams about you. I kept dreaming we were making love under water.
I: Now I'll tell you something I've never told anyone before, I can't swim

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(from the play)
I: God damnit, I'm back (after leaving "Doris". Then they get married - yay!)

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I: "So whats this your doing for Children in need then?"
Everyone: "Erm..actually it's Comic relief!"

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S: (at Ian's laughable unorganisedness having not signed his autograph cards!) "Haven't you done that already darling?"

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S: You think these pens are all lovely and colourful but they don't work, what you need is a good old 10p biro!"

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S: There are more cameras than at a OK party. Not that I've been to many. You have though haven't you darling?

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I: Cool bananas!

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S: This was filmed just after I found out Holly wasn't returning. You can tell by the look on my face in the photo. (pic of H&P in barn from MCDS)

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S: Is this all of you? You were making so much noise!

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I: Please don't be screaming all the way through cos there is a lot of times where we kiss but we don't want you screaming all the time cos It's a proper play.
S: There are bits when the curtain goes down, you can make as much noise as you like then.

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I: Now I don't want you to get too excited cuz there are a few bits in the play with me just in my pants
S: Why don't you get down to your pants now so it's not too much of a surprise for them?

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S: Holly is probably off climbing a mountain in Germany!!

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S: Did Patrick have a funeral? Well why the hell was Holly not brought back for 1 ep?!

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Merv's lette says somthing about series 15 missing the chance 2 get H&P together.
I:Well the only way they can be together now is if Holly's dead.

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Sandra: (after signing an autograph) who's is this? Here you are then, it's a bit naughty- hope you don't mind.

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Sandra: It's just one of those things, I mean I'd signed a three year contract but at the end of each year it's up to them whether they keep you on or not.

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Someone (sorry, can't rember who!!!): Oh, I can't see through the camera.
Ian: Get your finge cut then!

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Han: Oh yeh there was a time at A silce of saturday night when you were singing that 'boy of my dreams' song and we were all going to shout out Patrick but we didn't because it might have put you off.
Sandra: Thank you for not doing that, i would have killed you!

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Sandra: Ohh, I really liked that top, the black one- you know.
Ian: (in sexy voice) Yeh, I really liked it too.

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Sandra: Oooh it was freezing when we did that.
Saz and Carloine: It was summer! The snow was mashed potato and washing up liquid.

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Sandra: My last episode, the silver dress one.
Lots of people: Breaking the spell.
Sandra: yeh.... the silver dress one.

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Sandra: (reading off Merv's letter) The ratings have improved, pah!
Carloine: It was 18 million in s15 and 10 million in s16!
Someone else: 7 million actually.


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Sandra: Isn’t that an awful picture of me? (series 14 cast card)
Everyone: No!
Sandra: * pulling face* It looks like I’m pulling a stethoscope out of my ear!

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Sandra: I’ve moved agents now, you’ll have to contact Chris at Actual management.
Han: oooh, the agent lied to me- they said you were still with them!
Sandra: well I only moved about three weeks ago… But get in contact with my new agent not my old one- we don’t like them!
Caroline: It’s not me: I’m just a fan. The dude Pete runs the board and this lot are moderators *Sandra looks impressed, teehee*

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Sandra: Here are some autographs (hands them to Saz) You can be in charge!
Saz: Oh my god these are so rare
Sandra: No theyre not, theres a big pile of them on my desk! (yeah like we can get them from there?!)

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Caroline: Saz got us some axes for xmas to symbolise mervyn axing everyone!

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Sandra reading out mervs letter in a really sarcastic manner lol!

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(from the play)
Ian: I walked out of the door. But i realised i'd walked into the closet. I wasn't sure anyone saw me so i stayed in there. When i came out everyone was just looking at me. My wife laughed and laughed, then peed on the carpet.

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(from the play)
When Sandra threw the brush at him

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(from the play)
Ian: Doris, YOU HAVE NO BRA ON!

Nah, in this topic is fine!

OMG! *laughs* I haven't read those for so long! They must have lost in the depths of the scrapbook on holby.tv somewhere! Wowness. Sandra rules so much *loves* Those quotes have me in stitches Bless her! *wants to meet again*

Wow! I haven't read those for ages!

Aww STNY ruled!!

Sounds so fab, I wish I could've gone!

I just been killing myself laughing over all these, I haven't read them for so long and completely forgot most of what was said! So nice to read back and remember everything! Sandra is quite insane (which is obviously a good thing, I mean look at us...)

I'm so glad we wrote them down.....it may seem time consuming and obsessive but it really is quite priceless to be able to have them now.

Awwww memories!