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- After being injured at Vanity by Hate, Captain Doody has been sidelined with an injury, which will keep him out of action for several months. Ironically, Frankie Frank was injured the week after by Aurora Steele. With both Tag Title champions injured, the titles were forced to be vacated and new champions will be crowned in a one-night mixed partners tournament at next week's Impulse.

- Travis Miller is looking for a return to SW at Golden Rules, after being dumped on his head at Vanity by Neo. However, medical reports still show major signs of concussion symptoms.

- As of right now, an Aurora Steele-JJ Robertson match is on the outlook for Golden Rules.

- A few wrestlers have been fired from Sin Wrestling for lack of activity, including: Machtan Aomori, JT Douglas and Steven Tidwell. After questioning Machtan about this, he asked if he could get his record cleared, obviously showing how he believes that he is better than everyone else. He won't be missed.

- For the past couple of days, I, Ace Rodgers, have had an awful case of diarrhea. Please remember me in your prayers.

- There's rumors that a certain set of wrestlers will soon be leaving Sin Wrestling for a limited amount of time to settle his/her/their heroin problems.

- There are signs that a relationship is being sparked up between two big SW members. No word on who they are.

- After being attacked by Neo at Impulse, Armageddon X's girlfriend was said to be a little shaken up, but in good spirits.

- Will Da Link join with DyCo? Who knows. The way things are going between him and Dystopia seems awfully rocky, but stranger things have happened.

- Aurora Steele's Fuck Tour 2004 continues on into Indiana this week. Guys, please be prepared.

why the hell am i injured!

Because you were going to jail. :(

But now, you're apparently not... so, uh, I'll work something out!