The new bio update thread.

Name: Declan Turner
Birthday: December 17, 1979
Hometown: Santa Clarita, California
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 248 lbs.
Style: Irish Bareknuckle Boxer; Suicidal/Blind Fighting; Mixed Martial Artist
Alignment: Face
Finisher: Blood Money
Finisher Description: Declan kicks his opponent in the stomach, doubling them over. Bounding off of the opposite ropes, he leaps up into the air, kicking his legs like a bicycle before bringing his right heel down on the back of their neck, sending them unconscious into the mat.

Standard Moves:

1.) Fisherman Suplex
2.) Double Underhook Powerbomb
3.) Rolling Kimura
4.) Chokeslam
5.) German Suplex Release
6.) Spinebuster
7.) Headlock/Body Scissors Combo
8.) Front Dropkick
9.) Front Flip Leg Drop (Standing or from Turnbuckle)
10.) Clothesline From Hell


Trademark Moves:

1.) No Leaf Clover - Declan leaps to the top turnbuckle and back towards his opponent spinning them with a Hurricanrana, but shifting his weight upwards to bring them down with a Spinning DDT.

2.) Bundle of Thorns - Declan reverses a kick, turning it into a Dragon Screw, rolling underneath the opponent as they fall, wrapping them in a One-Legged Boston Crab.

3.) Ragdoll Riot - Declan lifts his opponent up in a Double Underhook position and follows through into a Facebuster only to fall with the opponent, nailing them with a Double Knee Facebreaker (Codebreaker). Used as an alternate finisher on people he really hates.

4.) Turner Afterburner - Running Diamond Cutter, usually used as a surprise attack.

Picture Base: Clive Owen

Appearance: Declan's in-ring gear consists of black leather pants with a dark green stripe up the right leg and a pair of black combat boots. When not in the ring, Declan always wears a business suit. No matter what.

Gimmick: After surviving a hellacious ordeal in a foreign prison, Declan returns to Sin Wrestling to right past wrongs and restore his legacy.

Biography: A disgraced former attorney and mixed martial artist, Declan originally was a face when he entered into Sin Wrestling. But after being fired from his job due to conspiracy to commit fraud, he fell into work in the seedy underbelly of the drug trade under the guidance of his biological father Horatio Quentinthorpe Schillinger the Ninth.

After having a falling out with his father, he disappeared back into the states until he was caught by Horatio's henchmen. Fearing Declan would turn states evidence and fight for a plea bargain, Horatio had Declan thrown in a Mexican jail. Unwilling to bring himself to kill his son, he left him there to rot. In the meantime, Horatio had his half-brother Kelvin Coolidge search for him in a wild goose chase
while Horatio tried to turn Sin Wrestling into traveling drug den.

Sin folded, Kelvin moved on, and Declan remained locked away,
until a chance meeting freed him from his apparent death sentence. With Sin reopened, Declan looks to start life anew.

Entrance:



A melodious chorus rises from the speakers as "If I Had A Gun" by The Atomic Bitchwax beings to play. Rising from a platform underneath the stage, it reaches its apex when the guitar refrain begins.

Every single second I breathe
Change fate, and yourself, and take heed
Take the moon, take the sun
I'll connect everyone
And my soul just feels so fine
That soul just feels so fine...

Making his way down the ring, he slaps a few hands and greets the crowd, grinning as he slides underneath the ring ropes to do a kip-up from the center of the ring.

Step a little closer
Move a little my way
Get a little lower
Bound a little bit a hell to pay
Move a little bit slower
Lookin' a lot like yesterday
Cause I want...
WHAT I WANT!

Climbing the nearest turnbuckle, Declan throws up a fist as another green pyrotechnic bursts from the lights above the ring. He leaps down and readies himself for the match.

Name: Teresa Quaranta
Birthday: February 3rd
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 190
Style: Striking / Puro

finishers are the same

Trademark Moves:
Compass Rose | Teresa reverses an Irish Whip into a pullback, then performs a standing frontflip that hits the victim in the head with both legs. The attacker lands on her back looking upward.
Divine Intervention | It's a less cool looking BME with a double stomp instead of a splash.
Spanish Inquisition | Backflip kick. Nobody expects it!
Dramatic Elbow | Kicks opponent into turnbuckle, gets a running start, leaps into the air, points right at the center of the opponents chest, and lands a flying elbow to that exact spot.
Tarantula | A tarantula.

Moveset:

Air Raid Crash
Aurora Special
Bakatare Sliding Kick
Blue Thunder Bomb
Canadian Backbreaker
Capture Suplex
Gorilla Clutch
Implant DDT
Roaring Elbow
Shoulder Block
Springboard Shooting Star Press To Floor
Standing Rolling Fireman's Carry / Standing Moonsault Combination
Lots of kicking
Lots of kneeing
Lots of chops
Lots of forearms

Picture Base: Rosario Dawson

Appearance: Teresa has mostly ditched the uptight, formal attire she wore during her first year at Sin, switching to a more casual array of jeans, skirts and T-shirts with funny slogans she bought off the Internet. If it features that little robot from Invader Zim, she probably owns one. Backstage, she wears a toga, sandals, and a wreath, befitting the greek goddess persona she's adopted. In ring, she wears short tights, boots, kneepads, armbands - all in white, with a subtle green/gold trim.

Gimmick: Throughout a career of multiple titles, multiple federations, and multiple big rivalries, Teresa Quaranta, despite being a little pretentious and goofy, has earned a reputation as a well-mannered and all around nice person. That changed about a year and a half ago, when an incident she still won't talk about much changed her demeanor, and she began using her widely acknowledged genius for purposes that tended to be less "whimsical" and more "extremely evil". After ending a handful of careers, winning a few world titles, and all but destroying the lives of some people that didn't really deserve it, Teresa returned to Sin with a more reflective attitude, looking to stop a face from her past who has adopted methods eerily similar to the ones she once used. Now, with Norton's PG-rated brand of menace diminished if not altogether gone,

Entrance:

For a moment, darkness and silence engulfs the entire arena and viewers on television see a blank feed. Then, a single light winks in and out of existence on the ramp, and is followed by another one, and a third as the epic opening to "Rising Mercury" by Nick Ingman comes to life over the PA. Just barely visible, a heavy fog begins to settle in on the ramp and migrate down to the fans below as a row of 12 women in skimpy white togas and angels wings made of the finest goose down make their way to the ramp.

Two women stand in front, burning torches scented with purest sandalwood as the fumes waft into the awestruck crowd. Still others throw rose petals, staring into the crowd and the camera with looks of focus and intense devotion. Finally, six of the women stand in the center of the formation, holding up a litter on their backs, and as this company of angels make their way down the ramp and a majestic, heavenly light spreads through the arena, we see Teresa Quaranta in the litter, surveying the entire arena with a grin and eating a bunch of grapes. She soaks in the cheers while wearing an olive wreath and an elaborate white toga with gold trim. The caravan comes to a stop outside of the ring, and two angels on each side carefully escort her down from it, lovingly removing all of the extraneous gear. A couple of other girls escort her to the ring and a very soft mist descends from the rafters as the music begins to peak. Naturally, a spotlight falls on her as she raises her arms and soaks in the adulation of the crowd.

PA: Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Toronto, Ontario. Standing at a statuesque 6'3", she loves children, small animals, and YOUR favorite local sports team... your former and future world champion. She is Fucking Divine... this is Teresa Quaranta!

Despite the overbearing length and cheesiness of the entrance, the fans are receptive - she gives an elaborate bow and goes to her corner.

Misc:
Cruelty's Heart | Flying Crucifix Armbar. Has only been used 6 times, and 5 of those have incapacitated the opponent long term. Sell as a legitimate murder attempt.
Always cheered in Toronto, New York, and Washington DC. Always booed in Quebec.
She is agile enough to do crazy flippy moves, but not quite agile enough to do them smoothly all the time. An occasional botch is ok.

New Theme Music: Victorius Titus by Elliot Goldenthal

]New Entrance: I'll do it tomorrow.

Edit: Now that the Nortz has prevented Evil Jake Norton from ruining his credibility, this app must be revised!

Name: Jeremiah Jihad
Birthday: June 9, 1980
Hometown: Cairo, Egypt
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 410
Style: Powerhouse
Alignment: Heel

Finisher: Orphanhood (Super brainbuster, driving the opponent's head into the top turnbuckle.)

Trademark Moves:

1. Blatant choke
2. Powerbomb
3. Headbutt
4. Cross chop to the opponent's throat
5. Over the shoulder single leg Boston crab with neckscissors
6. Straight jacket suplex
7. Abdominal stretch
8. Flight 72 (Argentine backbreaker rack airplane spin)
9. Running arched big boot to standing opponent in corner
10. Giant swing

Picture Base: Naveen Andrews
Appearance:

In-Ring Attire:

• Feet wrapped with white tape

• Shirtless

• Long white cloth wrapped around torso that he occasionally uses to choke opponents

• White spandex shorts (underneath the white cloth)


Backstage Attire:

• Homeless chic

Gimmick/Biography: A Muslim/Jewish man that believes he is responsible for every disaster that occurs on a daily basis. He is the butterfly that causes a hurricane on the other side of the planet. Everything he does revolves around chaos, disillusionment, and disorder.

Theme Music: "Death to Everyone" by Bonnie 'Prince' Billy

Entrance: The lights dim as "Death to Everyone" breathes to life over everyone's head. Deicide Anthony Elverum steps out with his arms raised as Jeremiah Jihad follows him to the top of the entrance ramp. A momentary pause to take in his massive size before they continue. Deicide watches him step over the ropes without a second thought and
claps for his prize's simple achievement. He rolls in after and then taunts Jihad's opponent before the match begins.